You can enlarge a tire but you can't enlarge a photo

Care to expand on that?
-Dave

P.S.
A good troll would have said you can blow-up a tire, but not a photo.

 

Ah, now I get it.

 

I got very tired trying to put a tire in my enlarger.

I did find that in a hot humid room that a photo enlarged.

If you want to blow up a photo, get an old nitrocellulose negative. They
blow up nicely.

 

Well you can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.

 

Unless it is a trumpetfish.

You can't shoot anyone unless you have a memory card in your camera.

 

Actually, my 10D will fire without a card in it.

 

Oh you can shoot, all right, but we'll have to take your word for it.

 

Damn slang terms. "Shoot" "Fire" what's next? "Booger" (not worth saving)
hehehe

 

Well, what do you think the 'f' in f-stop means?

 

But Harry blew up his aunt...

 

And the Irishman who got burnt lips trying to blow up a bus ...

Colin D.