With regards to the NG question as to WTF is an MCNGP?, I\nfound this post by eddierox on this NG.\n\nFor those of you who havn't recieved your dose of virus-\nladen emails from the so-called MCNGP's, this is by far\nthe most accurate depiction of these "NG VIRUSES'S."\n\nDescribing the MCNGP's eddierox wrote:\n\nAS A FAT FAGBOY BENT ON PUTTING MYSELF OUT OF MISERY AS\nFAST AS I CAN, YOU MAY CONSIDER THIS RANT AS MY FINAL\nAFFADAVIT AND TESTIMONY:\n\nI doubt very much I//I'm/it is a drug addict.\nMost certainly I//I'm/it is mentally unstable, and\nI//I'm/it is seeking to gain acceptance by others in any\nform whatsoever, even if this acceptance is only in the\nform of acknowledgement of I/my/its actions, however\ndistasteful they may be.\nMy/I/its condition is likely to have been caused by\ntraumas that lead to a feeling of rejection, possible as\na result of marriage breakdown or being fired by an\nemployer.\nSuch rejections when left to fester over a period of time\nweeks or even months) tend to manifest itself into anger\nand rage at others more successfully than I/me/it is.\n\nSimply ignoring the patient will only enrage them further\nand can lead to a form of schizophrenia whereby the\nperson will project themselves as other people who are\nsupportive of the patient.\nThus by impersonating these other types of people, the\npatient is able to gain encouragement to continue their\nactions.\n\nTypically such conditions can easily be treated with mild\nanti-depressant drugs; however in a number of cases where\nthe patient does not seek treatment, there is a tendency\nfor patient to attempt suicide in order to gain further\nattention (a last cry for help).\nSeldom though does this result in the death of the\npatient.\n\nIn my case however, I'm terminal.\nMAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL...\n\nWAIT!!!!!\nI'M ONLY ASSUMING:\n\n"ASSUME?"\nLETS ASSUME...AND ONLY ASSUME THAT I'M A FAT FAGBOY "ONLY\nBENT" ON PUTTING MYSELF OUT OF MISERY.\n\n"ASSUMING" I'M ONLY CUTTING AND PASTING AS A FAT FAGBOY\nMASTURBATORY TECHNIQUE:\n\n"AS A FAT FAGBOY BENT ON PUTTING MYSELF OUT OF MISERY,"\nI would assume I'm some sort of drug addict, or a person\nwith a severe mental problem, who is crying out for help\nand attention. In either case, this is not the place\nwhere such help can be given. I recommend that I seek\nprofessional help before my problems/afflictions become\ntoo much for me too handle resulting in my harming myself\nand maybe others. Remember it is NOT too late to seek\nhelp and there ARE people who can help me.\n\nGood luck\n\nGOOD LUCK????\nI'M ASSUMING AGAIN ????\n\nPULLING THE TRIGGER !!!!\n\nJETT!!!!\n(THE MIGHTY EDDIEROX IS GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THE\nWAY!!!!!)\n\nQUESTION: IS/WAS/ITS ONLY ONE DOWN OR WAS IT ENMASSE?\n\nThis would be hilarious if it wasn't the sick truth!