What does MCNGP stand for?

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by Jonathan Adams, Jun 2, 2005.

  1. Are you guys some elite Microsoft Specialist group? How do I join?
     
    Jonathan Adams, Jun 2, 2005
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  2. Sort of. We're legends in our own minds.
    One does not join. One gets drafted.

    --
    Fris "Or one does not" bee®, MCNGP #13

    The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
    http://www.mcngp.com

    Certaholics
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
     
    =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE?=, Jun 2, 2005
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  3. Jonathan Adams

    KMA Guest

    Easy. Just put the letters after your name together with a witty sign-off.

    HTH

    "You don't have to be mad to work here.....or qualified, come to think about
    it"
     
    KMA, Jun 2, 2005
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  4. Jonathan Adams

    T-Bone Guest

    To find out more about this l33t club, check out the website www.mcngp.com.
    Once you meet the requirements, you will be contacted about joining.
     
    T-Bone, Jun 2, 2005
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  5. Sounds like sour grapes to me.

    Keep Mooning America?
    Kangaroos Make Arrests?
    Ketchup Missiles Abound?

    Oh, wait... I get it...

    Kiss My A$$
     
    =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE?=, Jun 2, 2005
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  6. That's not quite exactly how it works...
     
    =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE?=, Jun 2, 2005
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  7. Jonathan Adams

    CBIC Guest

    You have disqualified yourself just by posting this.
     
    CBIC, Jun 2, 2005
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  8. Jonathan Adams

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jonathan Adams expostulated for all the
    world to hear;
    Well, first of all, if you had to ask, you're likely not qualified.

    Sorry.
     
    JaR, Jun 2, 2005
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  9. Jonathan Adams

    T-Bone Guest

    It does in a way. There are requierments that aren't printed up front. Then
    again I don't think all the benfits are listed either. Speaking of which who
    has the Ferarri booked next weekend?
     
    T-Bone, Jun 2, 2005
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  10. Jonathan Adams

    meanoldman Guest

    The first rule about MCNGP is you don't talk....

    Err... never mind..
     
    meanoldman, Jun 2, 2005
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  11. Jonathan Adams

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, meanoldman expostulated for all the
    world to hear;
    Now we all have to take that little pill that we got when we swore the
    sacred oath. You know, the one that smells faintly of almonds?
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    Hey waitaminnit! That *is* an almond!

    Mmmmmm...almonds...
     
    JaR, Jun 2, 2005
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  12. Jonathan Adams

    Kat Guest

    It's an almosnd now, but it was covered in chocolate befroe I got ahold of
    it!

    Kat
    MCNGP #29
     
    Kat, Jun 2, 2005
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  13. Jonathan Adams

    Kat Guest

    Speaking of which who
    That would be me. Neil, Send me the keys?

    Kat
    # 29 - sunning it up in California
     
    Kat, Jun 2, 2005
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  14. Jonathan Adams

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Kat expostulated for all the world to
    hear;
    Updates?
     
    JaR, Jun 2, 2005
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  15. Jonathan Adams

    Neil Guest

    You know very well that you have had the ferrari for over a year now. Are
    you trying to tell me you've lost the keys?!!! shame....
     
    Neil, Jun 2, 2005
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  16. Jonathan Adams

    Neil Guest

    it is real.

    (but I havedifficulty picturing her as a pilot - flight attendant
    sure...)
     
    Neil, Jun 2, 2005
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  17. Jonathan Adams

    Kat Guest

    Well, see while taking my diving lessons I may have inadvertantly dropped
    them in the ocean. Theoretically they could be anywhere now...

    Or during my flight lesson, they may have dropped out of my pocket. I'm
    really not sure. Send copies. Please.

    SAN training in california is a go- booked an extra week thre for vacation
    (very cheap, since airfare is paid by work,a nd my brother already ahs the
    hotel). June 18-July 3 - incidentally, I take possession of my apartment on
    June 30.

    And that all folks! All updated!

    Kit Kat Bar has left the building
    MCNGP #29
     
    Kat, Jun 2, 2005
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  18. Jonathan Adams

    Neil Guest

    you don't have to tell me, I read all that already ;)
     
    Neil, Jun 2, 2005
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  19. Jonathan Adams

    Kat Guest

    Yes, but you have more access than others in this group ;)

    Few more days til Tech Ed :( Hope you have fun with out me! Say hi to the
    annoyfriend, if you see him... I already told him to expect a crazy stalker-
    and keep an eye on him for me! Those crazy geek chicks can't be trusted.
     
    Kat, Jun 2, 2005
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  20. Jonathan Adams

    Andy Foster Guest

    You could pass yourself off as an MCNGP if you changed your first name to
    "The late Douglas".
    Other requirements would include writing arguably the best sci-fi trilogy of
    all time, and dying.
     
    Andy Foster, Jun 2, 2005
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