There is a new virus going around, called "work".\n\nIf you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, Internet or\nsimply handed to you by a colleague...\n....DO NOT OPEN IT!!\n\nWork has been circulating around our building for months and those who have\nbeen tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their\nsocial life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.\n\nIf you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all,\nthen to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words\n"Sorry...I'm off to the pub".\n\n"work" should automatically be deleted from your brain. If you receive\n"work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work"\nto your garbage can. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest bar with two\nfriends and order three pints of beer. After repeating this action 14\ntimes, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you.\n\nSend this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have\nanyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already\ncorrupted your life.