tying to download pc booster

I ORDERED PC BOOSTER ON LINE, TRYING TO RETRIEVE IT.
I AM SUM WHAT COMPUTER ILLITERATE!!!!!!!

HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!

 

In order for one of us to offer you much help, we would have to
purchase the program as well. Since most experts would agree that is
the software equivalent of snake oil, that's not likely to happen.

If you have already paid them, then call them and ask them what to do
next.

 

i didnt know pc 'booster' sorted out caps lock as well

 

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Harrison continued:

Mmmm...snake oil.

 

slumpy said:

What they use to stop them getting sunburn?

 

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H¹© continued:

No, it stops their scales squeaking when they rub together. They would
use DW40 but they can't make the squirter work.

 

Sum what????????????????
"HamMan"

 

Unknown said:

Yep, like a 40 what bulb is sum whats compared to a 100 what bulb.

 

Don't bother. You lack the necessary intelligence to operate a computer.
Go back to crayons, you might be able to figure out how to make them work.

 

SUM WHAT?

 

Is thiere an 'echo' in here ?

(in here, in here)