This is ridiculous...I AM THE Ron Williams!!

nope can't do you one of them... would an empire biscuit suffice?

What's an empire biscuit?

 

As long as its a big one

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Japes

Have you found any Celestine Insights in your life yet?

 

www.google.co.uk

My point of the post is that I'm too lazy to go look it up myself.


Would someone PLEASE spoon feed me? Is that too much to ask?

 

http://www.rampantscotland.com/recipes/blrecipe_empire.htm

can't find a picture but here's the recipe

it's like 2 bits of shortbread with jam (i think) in the middle and icing on
top
is also known as a german biscuit

 

it's like 2 bits of shortbread with jam (i think) in the middle and icing
on

Ah... It's a cookie...


Crazy brits... always making the English language difficult.

 

The biggest mistake we made was allowing the empire to fall apart in the
first place. Hence the only thing left is a Biscuit. The second was allowing
English language to be butchered overseas.... wait it gets butchered at home
as well

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Japes

Have you found any Celestine Insights in your life yet?

 

English language to be butchered overseas.... wait it gets butchered at
home

Are you implying that we somehow butcher the language!? Don't make us come
over there and dump your tea in the harbor again!


HUMOR!

 

well you butcher elizabethan english to be exact..
your quaint old fashioned accents, they're such fun to listen to..
"ah say, ah say murtle.. where's ma gun, yuck, yuck, yuck"
ah brings a tear to the eye

 

actually it is the queens english..
queen elizabeth the first mind you, but it ... well was the queens english..
mind you village people may disagree with that

 

ah nothin like a bit of inbreed poetry

Boy's like a dead horse - got no get up and go...

 

The UK is like a Mini Me .... and the USs' largest Aircraft carrier.....
sorry couldn't resist.

Have a great Friday ....



The written and spoken American English y'all have isn't the Queens English.
Similarly there are 20+ dialects of English in the UK.
Its a bit like Java and C programmers they understand each others code but
can't POKE each others code.

Is this why Lipton's tastes so bad!!!

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Japes

Have you found any Celestine Insights in your life yet?

 

not like a mini me at all..
just the kid got a bit taller than the parent..
but seems to be turning out just like dad

 

Village People? Fag!

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do they smoke?