Snow in the forecast!!!

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Meat Plow, Nov 11, 2010.

  1. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.

    I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
    Meat Plow, Nov 11, 2010
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    Ian Field Guest

    Doggy style shouldn't be so bad.
    Ian Field, Nov 11, 2010
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  3. 2-bagger weather... And that's why God gave us *BEER*...;
    but you've got to buy it first; then drink it-all-up...
    Then you sing "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..."



    I AM Bucky Breeder, (*(^;
    and on the 'AWESOMENESS METER',
    I am about two clicks better than 'TOTALLY'!

    You should not view the world in terms
    of things which you do - or do not - "like";
    rather, you should view the world in terms
    of how things "actually are", recognizing
    and finding acceptance of them as such.

    This would immeasurably bring *much* more
    stability, peace and tranquility into your life.

    I could help you with that... but...
    I really just don't like you that much.

    Repent! The end is near.... Or, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
    And... good luck if there's an apocalypse.

    (Me? I don't go anywhere without a shotgun and package of beef jerky!)

    (And some breath-freshening gum... just in case I run into any pretty
    white ladies who wanna have some fun before I throw them out as bait
    to the flesh-eating zombies so I can escape quietly yet very quickly.)

    (And some condoms... because I wouldn't want to be the first guy who
    survives the apocolypse on Murray Povich staring at DNA child support.)
    Bucky Breeder, Nov 11, 2010
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    Dan C Guest

    You're gonna have to do her twice...
    Dan C, Nov 11, 2010
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    Old Gringo38 Guest

    If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
    the same 8" she does. <g>
    Old Gringo38, Nov 12, 2010
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    joevan Guest

    It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
    got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.
    joevan, Nov 12, 2010
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    Meat Plow Guest

    What did I get all befuddled?
    Meat Plow, Nov 12, 2010
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    joevan Guest

    I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that one
    could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.
    joevan, Nov 12, 2010
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    Dan C Guest

    Is that what you do with the 'ole lady once a month or so?
    Dan C, Nov 12, 2010
  10. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    Whoever told you you were witty has told you a terrible lie. Please
    adjust your posts accordingly.
    Meat Plow, Nov 12, 2010
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    Ian Field Guest

    Or better yet not post at all.
    Ian Field, Nov 12, 2010
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    joevan Guest

    Hey asshole. I never had the need to do so in my 30 years of good
    stuff. Probably 30 years longer than you ever had. She sadly had to
    leave due to cancer 6 years ago at the age of 51. I know you are
    stupid and don't give a shit as I don't about you, so go stuffit.
    joevan, Nov 12, 2010
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    Old Gringo38 Guest

    You're talking to reformatted, recycled camel shit, nothing will
    penetrant the smell.
    Old Gringo38, Nov 12, 2010
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    Dan C Guest

    Was she a smoker?

    Chewin' tobaccy, mebbe?
    Dan C, Nov 13, 2010
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    Meat Plow Guest

    I wouldn't take Dan's one remaining thrill in life (to post stupid shit
    to Usenet) as it would not be fair.
    Meat Plow, Nov 13, 2010
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