She was offended - was I in the wrong?

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by David, Apr 3, 2006.

  1. David

    David Guest

    While petting with my girlfriend I noticed she had become dry, so I
    suggested I go and get some KY Jelly from the bedroom. We hadn't used it
    before with me. She spun round furious and said I obviously thought she was
    inadequate as a woman, and stormed off into the night.

    Would most women find my offer offensive? I thought, I was being
    considerate in stopping her getting sore?

    Women and men please let me know what you think?
    David, Apr 3, 2006
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    Parko Guest

    David scatched with a thumbnail dipped in tar:

    Dunno, but try this:
    Parko, Apr 3, 2006
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    philo Guest


    that reminds me of something.

    did you hear the one about the newlyweds who had a jar of window putty and a
    jar of
    vasolene...and got them switched around..

    yep, you guessed it...
    their new windows fell out
    philo, Apr 3, 2006
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    HMV Guest

    did you hear the one about the newlyweds who had a jar of window putty and

    One of Eminem's throw away lyrics. R.I.P.

    HMV, Apr 3, 2006
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    I.F. Guest

    Leave a glass of Pernod by the bed - and when needed dip your fingers in


    Take her out for a kebab - and then go feeling for the starter button with
    chilli on your fingers.
    I.F., Apr 3, 2006
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    Leythos Guest

    Vanity and a weak self impression make some people that way.
    Leythos, Apr 3, 2006
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    philo Guest


    that one is at least 30 years old!!!!
    philo, Apr 3, 2006
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    Next time try superglue.


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    Barry Guest

    A woman that cannot produce her own lubrication is in the same class as a
    man that can't get it up, by you wanting to use ky jelly was like telling
    her she couldn't get it up,,,
    Barry, Apr 4, 2006
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    TNKEV Guest

    next time just get down there and lick it!


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