Russian PC Support Tech: HEAR ME ROAR

I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came on
25 floppy disks disks.

I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.

I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know what
I'm talking about.

I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.

Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
guy.

 

whatever

 

i remember once when i took a real good dump. it was very relaxing.

 

I remember playing Hunt the Wumpus on a TI-994A.

 

i remember playing pong on a spectrum.

 

I remember pretending a telemarketer was calling when the school computer
called the house to say I wasn't in school.

 

I remember once in band camp,... when i shoved a flute up
my... hang on that wasent me. I think i saw that in a
movie some time

 

Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who

yeah, yeah, but do you have any weapons grade plutonium for sale?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

 

I remember pretending a telemarketer was calling when the school computer

lol!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

 

hey, i got some beach front property in wyoming for sale. does that count?

 

yeah, yeah, but do you have any weapons grade plutonium for sale?

maybe. What sort of yield are we talking about here?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

 

Hey you Guys and Gals....you're missing an important
point here.... A lot of the trouble with the up and
coming wannabes today is the fact that they don't have
any basic knowledge. You take a newbie with no long term
experience against someone who is just starting out to
certify but grew up in the days of DOS and Win 3.1 and
I'll bet all of you that the Dos person will be a helluva
lot better employee candidate over the newbie. Just my .02

 

lots & lots of cows.

 

When I was a kid I rode crates on a skate
And I ate everything momma put on my plate
Niggaz walked around packin b-b guns
Knock on yo’ door and run, just for fun
We went to the sto’ and sold bottles fo’ a nickel
To feast upon a big bag of cheetos and a pickle
You could get a soda foe less than quarter, and
People used to speak even if they didn’t know ya
We fought in the streets like little black soldiers
Shake hands, and still be friends when it was over
We used to play tag and, hide and go seek, or
Hide and go get it if we had a few freaks, but
Now thangs changed, kids ain’t the same
They bang, and slang, and blow out brains
I wish I could go back but, wishin is for suckers
Life was so simple then

I remember (I remember) ohhhhhhh
When we used to hang
On the porch, drinkin brew
And now they drive-by (bay-bee)
I remember (I remember) ohhhhhhh
When we used to play
Shoot-em-up, up and down
But now they gang-bang (bay-bee)


--
Neil MCNGP #30 (Debug <CRLF> g=C800:5)
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

 

Hey you Guys and Gals....you're missing an important

yeah, yeah, but what does this have to do with trolls?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

 

Learn to spell you idiot.

 

I'm a real Russian hero

 

i remember your mommas sweet ass

 

Don't you work?

 

I remember whan a portable computer weighed 35lbs.

kp "but it had a 5" CRT" g