Restroom Wisdom.

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by [email protected], Dec 17, 2004.

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    Subject: Restroom Wisdom.


    Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
    --- women's restroom,, DeweyBeach, DE

    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
    --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

    No matter how good she looks, some other guy
    is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
    --- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North
    Carolina

    Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
    --- Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

    A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're
    going to
    have trouble with it.
    --- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

    No wonder you always go home alone.
    --- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,

    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    --- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NorthCarolina.

    It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't
    been anywhere.
    --- Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.

    Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
    --- Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

    What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your
    hands .
    --- Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
     
    [email protected], Dec 17, 2004
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