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Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by gangle, Jan 21, 2006.

  1. gangle

    gangle Guest

    Rocks just sit around
    Like dead things that refused to dance
    To anybody's tune: Rocks.
    They're so hard and ugly, those rocks.
    They might Crunch your brain
    Or Crush your pelvis
    Or Mash-up your face
    'Til you look like Elvis;
    Creeping your Jeepers:
    R O C K S !

    Stop them (if you can);
    But when you Hammer them and
    Smash them and Pound on them --
    as your biceps dissolve into gruel --
    All you have is SMALLER rocks,
    Laughing their silent, little pebble laughs
    At your pathetic, watery flesh.

    Those nasty, ageless, sexless,
    Igneous and hairless
    Hunks of heinous hate:

    Rocks...maybe some deity will save us...Rocks.

    I said, "Rocks," DAMMIT......ROCKS!

    Start running...run away now from:

    R O C K S !

    Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    R * O * C * K * S * ! * !
     
    gangle, Jan 21, 2006
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    old jon Guest

     
    old jon, Jan 21, 2006
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    Toolman Tim Guest

    In old jon spewed forth:
    Yeah - he's really on a roll...
     
    Toolman Tim, Jan 21, 2006
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  4. On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:39:16 -0800, gangle wrote:

    [snip]

    Nice to see ya back, glurd.
     
    Gary G. Taylor, Jan 21, 2006
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  5. gangle

    Scraggy Guest

    gangle wrote:
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    I have an interesting stone, oh, wait, it's sedimentary... sorry.
     
    Scraggy, Jan 21, 2006
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    clot Guest

    IIRC, it was slated!
     
    clot, Jan 22, 2006
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    Plato Guest

    she's


    Got a nice rack I might add.
     
    Plato, Jan 22, 2006
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