"Press 2 if you want to leave us"

That's one of the options when you call Virgin Media )

 

Somehow I don't think its that simple? I suspect it connects you to a
salesman who spends half an hour trying to convince you to stay.

(kim)

 

Your starting to get boring now.....

 

They shud change it to "Press 2 if you want retensions to grovel and
offer you discounts" )

 

I haven't broken your record, then?
Learn the difference between 'your' and 'you're'

 

Orange have that. I used it once to get a free handset.

 

Well yeah ;0)

We know that you have a chip on your shoulder regarding Virgin Media`s
buisness practice`s but spouting endless crap over the NG`s aint helping
anyone...

I`m a Virgin Media Customer (Ex NTL) and suffer with Throttling etc but I
have to live with it!!!

Well easy pickings but whatever eh ;0)

 

It helps me.
Doctor said only this mornin that I looked a lot better.
He asked if I was gettin any lately?

Why do you have to live with it?
See, that's the difference between you and me...
I don't have to live with it.

 

While you are at it, learn the difference between 'shud' and 'should',
and between 'retension' and retention'!

 

Did you write it like that cuz you wasn't sure?
I'll help you this once, it was you're.

 

cuz => because, wasn't => weren't <g>

 

No, I thought it might make it easier for you to understand, given your
limited skills.

 

Yeh...
can we get the group back on topic now? )

 

Remember Bob, I shud be at school.

 

Well you were the one picking holes ;0)

 

"> Remember Bob, I shud be at school.
no it is half term in some areas so you still have time to iron your school
uniform. Second thoughts let your mum do it, irons can be dangerous and your
still learning to use a keyboard !

Adam

 

'Press 2 for English lessons'

 

I do love it when illiterates attack other illiterates in spelling and
grammar threads.

 

Jesus, is it 'illiteracy' week on Usenet this week?

 

of "Gonz" <T o p @ S e c r e t . c o m>, felt we'd be interested in the
following...

....or "shud" and 'should', "retensions" and 'retentions'.

Numpty.