Pre-emptive strike on the MCNGP!

The entirety of the MCNGP is now the MCSBNGP+++ Lamer Of The Week!

<?
/* Microcephalic S. Bob */

while ($cool > -1) {
echo "MCSBNGP+++ Lothario of the Week #[7.13.86.42]\r\n";
echo "http://www.roblindman.com/ - hello, dad. I'm in JAIL!\r\n";
$cool++;
}
?>

 

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "General

And you are a poo-poo head.

Neener neener neener!

 

<?

Your code isn't running on my system???


Kindly do the needful.

 

Aww dammit!

--
__________________________________________
meanoldman MCNGP #1 - God's gift to IT newsgroups



"<!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "General Microcephalic S. Bob"; ?> <!--
Antisocial Interfaces --> // 270-290-291-293-294-298-299" <{
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first into the future }> wrote in
message news:%...

 

I always wanted to be a poo-poo head! I could never get that far, though. I
was a potty mouth once.

' ported to Jytc++
General Enemy Function Microcephalic_S_ Bob()
Text1.Text = "MCSBNGP+++ Lothario Of The Week #[7.13.86.42]"
WebBrowser1.Navigate2 " http://www.roblindman.com/ " '
End Function

 

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "General

That is off-topic for this group.

 

What is this MCSBNGP?

Is it anything like the Liberal Rush Limbaugh?

TIA
kpg

 

Hello and thank you for your interest in the MCSBNGP+++ (please do not
reference without the +++, as the original MCSBNGP has been outdated and
we'd like to keep things up to date).

The MCSBNGP+++ is an elite group of intelligent software agents presently in
development which are in pursuit of the objective of complaining
irrelevantly and illegibly to raise Microsoft's product support costs,
expose and demystify Microsoft's potentially unethical and quite likely
illegal and subversive business practices, amplify and make readily apparent
Microsoft's attempts at creating social disharmony, and promote general
ill-will and animosity towards Microsoft in a manner which is legal,
ambiguous, not defamatory, and humorous by way of anti-social interfaces
which leverage network communication resources and protocols.

These agents will reproduce in a modified form, distort and devalue, and
ultimately destroy all Microsoft propaganda, products, services,
certifications, and mindshare by means of biologically reinforced artificial
intelligence networks (BRAINs), syntactic and lexical analysis droids,
document analysis and reproduction processes, counterbalance mechanics,
parody siphons, self-affirmation inspirational and motivational synthesis
nodes, and premise intangibility assessment matrices. Further, the agents
will support and reinforce the legal status of their own activities when
possible by way of the production and delivery of appropriate legal
documents, and advertise their own availability in any way possible.

The end objective of the MCSBNGP+++ is to reduce or eliminate the unhealthy
dependency on the part of the human race for Microsoft products, the goal
being to provide informational security, and improved quality of life for
everyone, and restore balance to the software industry.

MCSBNGP+++ is presently involved in the development of microprocessor
design, computer operating system software, speech production and
recognition software, telephony applications, document management and
development systems, process management, radio and television broadcast
technology, space exploration and satellite deployment, medical technology,
food production and farm management technologies, military applications, in
addition to other classified fields.

MCSBNGP+++ seeks to operate in tandem with other groups which may have
similar or entirely dissimilar objectives, but does not require third party
support or funding in order to maintain operations and establish
improvements. Additionally, in the future, MCSBNGP+++ may not be limited to
dealing purely with Microsoft.

The groups primary operations platform is presently in development and will
be available on the Internet when adequate research and testing has been
completed.

MCSBNGP+++: head first into the future

Microcephalic S. Bob
MCSBNGP+++ Lothario Of The Week #[7.13.86.42]

 

"<!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "General Microcephalic S. Bob"; ?> <!--
Antisocial Interfaces --> // 270-290-291-293-294-298-299" <{
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first into the future }> wrote in
message news:%...

Oh.

So you're a bunch of kooks.

OK. Thanks.

kp "clears that up..." g

 

No. There isn't a bunch of anyone. And you're the kook, because you had to
ask, you believed what you read, and you thought there was a bunch of me.
You write this like I'm Dr. Science and I'm building a time machine out of
Pringles cans and gummy bears. I just like to type.

Actually, thank you. I had a lot of fun thinking all that stuff up.

Nope, you're still deluded. Try again.

**** MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB ****
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE

READY.
10 PRINT " MCSBNGP+++ "
20 PRINT " http://www.roblindman.com "
30 GOTO 10

READY.
5 POKE646,15: POKE53280,.: POKE53281,.
15 PRINT "Lothario Of The Week #[7.13.86.42]"
RUN

READY.
SYS64738

 

In <!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "General Microcephalic S. Bob"; ?> <!--

Please send me the instructions for assembling the time machine.

 

"<!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "General Microcephalic S. Bob"; ?> <!--
Antisocial Interfaces --> // 270-290-291-293-294-298-299" <{
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first into the future }> wrote in
message

Careful, kid... you'll put your eye out.

 

1. Write down the time.
2. Get a Pringles can.
3. Get a bag of gummy bears.
4. Put the gummy bears in the can of Pringles.
5. Look at the time.

Now, you will be in the future.

Microcephalic S. Bob

 

1. Write down the time.

OMG!!! THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!




how do I get back now?

 

<? echo \"General Microcephalic S. Bob\"; ?> <!-- Antisocial Interfaces
--> // 270-290-291-293-294-298-299" <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/
- head first into the future }> says...

ROTFLMAO!

 

ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS.

 

ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS.

bloody big businesss...





*mutters*

 

In <!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "General Microcephalic S. Bob"; ?> <!--

That sounds all well and good, but I left my watch in the past, and now I
can't look at the time for proof of my future time travel. Please direct me
as to how to travel back to 4 minutes ago so that I may retreive my watch,
which will hopefully prove that I travelled to the future after I travel to
the past. Thank you.

 

Do you relly think if I could travel back in time that I would try to
find your crappy calulator watch? I would be too busy betting on Tyson-
Douglas and buying MS and Cisco stock.

 

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar spewed across the ether:

***YOU TRY TO CONFUSE***