Courtesy of Craig over at securecomp;\n\nCANADIAN NEWS\nToday's Headlines For Canadians\n\nHoward Dean Drops Out\n\nHoward Dean (a screaming, hysterical version of Ed Broadbent) dropped\nout of the race for president (the American equivalent of a prime\nminister appointed by a special group of presidential friends.) Dean was\nfacing an insurmountable gap between himself and frontrunner John Kerry\n(Jean Chretien with a Boston accent and great, great, great hair.)\n\nEntertainment: Conan O'Brien Episode\n\nPrime Minister Paul Martin expressed his irritation at American\nlate-night entertainer Conan O' Brien (the American version of Mike\nBullard) for recent anti-French statements. The prime minister warned\nO'Brien not to do it again or Canadians will get really, really angry.\nAnd he means it.\n\nBusiness: US Deficits Grow\n\nThe US deficit is expected to reach 1 billion. (At present the entire\ncountry of Canada does not have enough zeroes to work out how much that\nis in Canadian dollars.)\n\nSports: Alex Rodriguez Signs With The Yankees\n\nThe Texas Rangers traded Alex Rodriguez to the New York Yankees for\nabout million this season (or roughly 25 million Molsons.)\n\nWeather\n\nThe Maritimes can expect cold with patches of chilliness. Ontario and\nQuebec will experience mildly arctic conditions, while the Prairies will\nsee light snows of 10-15 feet. British Columbia, meanwhile, will have\nspringlike conditions with highs of -15.