[QUOTE]\nWhy is the sky blue?[/QUOTE]\nbecuase it's not green\n[QUOTE]\nWhy is the grass green?[/QUOTE]\nbecuase its not blue\n[QUOTE]\nWhy doesn't Consultant post here anymore?[/QUOTE]\nhe's probably still trying to fix that annoying on the network/off the\nnetwork issue he seems to have with his IM client. (oh look there he goes\nagain)\n[QUOTE]\nHow do you find time to post so much?[/QUOTE]\nI get all my work done early so I have time to waste here (it was a slow\nday and I don't want to get too involved in anything as I will be away\nnext week)\n[QUOTE]\nShould I look for a different job?[/QUOTE]\nyou have a job?\n[QUOTE]\nShould I move to another state?[/QUOTE]\nwhy, have the police finally tracked you down?\n[QUOTE]\nDo you like living in Canada?[/QUOTE]\nbeats not living in Canada\n[QUOTE]\nHave you ever been to Europe?[/QUOTE]\nno, but I have had a french kiss\n[QUOTE]\nCan you ride a motorcycle?[/QUOTE]\noff-road dirt bike till I fall off - yes; inside one of those giant metal\nballs at the circus - no.\n[QUOTE]\nWhat brand of computer do you use?[/QUOTE]\nthe one that work pays for appears to be a PieceOCrap 10000\n[QUOTE]\nDo you enjoy teaching technical courses?[/QUOTE]\nvery much (no jokes, best work of all time. I don't do it as much any\nmore and I really miss it)\n[QUOTE]\nHow many stars are there?[/QUOTE]\nfewer than in Hollywierd\n[QUOTE]\nWhat's your favorite movie?[/QUOTE]\n"Shawshank Redemption" followed closely by "An@l fascination"