# Monotony

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by SteveC, Jun 30, 2003.

1. ### SteveCGuest

Will someone change the record please?

SteveC, Jun 30, 2003

2. ### =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE_MCNGP?=Guest

Records are SO lo-tech.

We use 8-tracks now.

=?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE_MCNGP?=, Jun 30, 2003

3. ### JtycGuest

Subject: Math Lesson

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

Here's a little mathematical formula! that really will give you insight and
What makes up 100% in life?

Thus, If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

Therefore, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that; While
Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you
there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top...

Jtyc, Jun 30, 2003
4. ### JenniferGuest

Please don't blame me as I am not monogamous by nature. I've been known to
be quite promiscuous.

Jennifer, Jul 1, 2003
5. ### Andy FosterGuest

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Andy Foster, Jul 4, 2003