Prior to getting my MCSD .NET I was homeless, had a gimp leg and was single. Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was cured and I stole Kline Sphere's girlfriend! I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately. All the companies who want me are doing so solely because of my MCSD .NET--these companies don't care about petty things like previous experience, business knowledge or good software process practice (whatever the f-ck that is). Everyone go get your MCSDs--you need nothing else in life to succeed!
Since getting my MCSD .NET I've become a millionaire, my gimp leg was cured Wonder what's this all about! It's simple if Kline doesn't sound good to you, don't take his advice. As far as MCSD.NET made you a millionaire, you know and everyone else knows that this is nothing but a hoax. About girlfriend, if she left someone else for you, there is no doubt she would leave you for someone else in future Atlast something different to read on the newsgroups. Someone not crying for jobs, instead is unhappy with offers. Although this is in your dreams which are likely to be broken sometime, it is pleasant to hear that.
Wonder what's this all about! It's simple if Kline doesn't sound good to Absolutely. Jeff's got a screw lose.
I've been turning down job opportunities left and right lately. The prospect of free fries & soda too much for you? God, someone get this guy a straight jacket.
