We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to form a more perfect\nCertification, establish Justice, insure exam quality, provide for the\ncommon user, promote the general intelligence, and secure the Blessings of\nMicrosoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain and establish this\nConstitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE newsgroup.\n\nArticle. I.\nSection 1.\nAll Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the MCNGP, which\nshall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with Consultant, Frisbee, and\nother senior members as our Leaders.\n\nSection. 2.\nClause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of Members chosen by\nthe Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have the Qualifications\nrequisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is not aware of the\nqualifications, and can not look them up, they are not qualified.\n\nClause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained\nthe use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure form. Due to mitigating\ncircumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be accepted.\n\nClause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall have attained a\ncertification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or other illegitmate study\nmethods, such as not actually having used the product.\n\nClause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose as a member one with\nthe name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has had relations with\nthese members, or a donkey of any kind.\n\nClause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge of networking,\nMicrosoft products, and general intelligence. Posters asking how to attain\nMCSE qualification need not apply.\n\n\n\nSection. 3.\nClause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with tinyurl, or some other\nvariation, and use it whenever appropriate.\n\nClause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per year, in order to\ncelebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer will be provided. Steak\nand Lobster will be served. All members shall be treated as the God like\nbeings they are.\n\nClause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its\nMembers for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of no one, expel\na Member for any reason they see fit.\n\nSkip to section 8- the rest is too boring.\n\nSection. 8.\nClause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties,\nImposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and\ngeneral Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall\nbe uniform throughout the Newsgroup\n\nClause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the Microsoft Newsgroup;\n\nClause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several\nStates, and with the Indian Tribes;\n\nClause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on\nthe subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the World;\n\nClause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin,\nand fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all know the imperial\nsystem needs improving on. The new system shall be metric, for all MCNGP'\ners, punishable by death.\n\nClause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and\ncurrent Coin of the MCNGP;\n\nClause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;\n\nClause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for all users not\nintelligent enough to remember their password\n\nClause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with grande ideas of\nimplementing various projects which by all means make no sense, and provide\nthe dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with the wage and\npromotion they deserve.