MCNGP Constitution, According to Kat

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by Kat, Jun 30, 2004.

  1. Kat

    Kat Guest

    We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to form a more perfect
    Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality, provide for the
    common user, promote the general intelligence, and secure the Blessings of
    Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain and establish this
    Constitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE newsgroup.

    Article. I.
    Section 1.
    All Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the MCNGP, which
    shall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with Consultant, Frisbee, and
    other senior members as our Leaders.

    Section. 2.
    Clause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of Members chosen by
    the Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have the Qualifications
    requisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is not aware of the
    qualifications, and can not look them up, they are not qualified.

    Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained
    the use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure form. Due to mitigating
    circumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be accepted.

    Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall have attained a
    certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or other illegitmate study
    methods, such as not actually having used the product.

    Clause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose as a member one with
    the name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has had relations with
    these members, or a donkey of any kind.

    Clause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge of networking,
    Microsoft products, and general intelligence. Posters asking how to attain
    MCSE qualification need not apply.

    Section. 3.
    Clause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with tinyurl, or some other
    variation, and use it whenever appropriate.

    Clause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per year, in order to
    celebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer will be provided. Steak
    and Lobster will be served. All members shall be treated as the God like
    beings they are.

    Clause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its
    Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of no one, expel
    a Member for any reason they see fit.

    Skip to section 8- the rest is too boring.

    Section. 8.
    Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties,
    Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and
    general Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall
    be uniform throughout the Newsgroup

    Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the Microsoft Newsgroup;

    Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several
    States, and with the Indian Tribes;

    Clause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on
    the subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the World;

    Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin,
    and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all know the imperial
    system needs improving on. The new system shall be metric, for all MCNGP'
    ers, punishable by death.

    Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and
    current Coin of the MCNGP;

    Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

    Clause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for all users not
    intelligent enough to remember their password

    Clause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with grande ideas of
    implementing various projects which by all means make no sense, and provide
    the dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with the wage and
    promotion they deserve.
    Kat, Jun 30, 2004
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    Guest Guest

    mcngp are idiots if if you to this much trouble for a crap
    name, sad sad people
    Guest, Jun 30, 2004
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    Antonis Tzitzimpasis, Jun 30, 2004
  4. Kat

    Guest Guest

    Naturalization, and uniform Laws
    Guest, Jun 30, 2004
  5. Kat

    molsonexpert Guest

    I think you need to get a life.

    molsonexpert, Jun 30, 2004
  6. Very nice, Kat, but what were you doing up at 12:44 AM this morning?

    This article should probably be posted once a month.

    Fris "KatBot" beeĀ®, MCNGP #13

    The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!

    =?Windows-1252?Q?Frisbee=AE?=, Jun 30, 2004
  7. Kat

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    If it's free and it's flowing, it's me and I'm going.
    Ken Briscoe, Jun 30, 2004
  8. Kat

    Consultant Guest

    at least try to make some sense while attempting to demean people. moron.
    Consultant, Jun 30, 2004
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    harryph Guest

    oh I'm so sorry, what I was trying to say is that you
    people that call yourself the mcngp are a bunch of lame
    idiots with very little to do. You should be putting your
    time into something useful not demoting. My point is that
    you all seem to spend a lot of time seeing who can be the
    best a-hole. Think about it, I think yous are doing nearly
    as much but for the ms cert. as all these brain bumpers,
    you must do nearly nothing at work with all the posting
    your doing (that's if yas really do have jobs)


    (p.s. keep up the good work I still enjoy reading your
    post and the occasional link)
    harryph, Jun 30, 2004
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    kpg Guest

    Good work.

    Now who wants to write the MCNGP National Anthem?

    (I believe Politician Spock had a parody of YMCA that was pretty good.)

    kpg MCNGP 0x22
    kpg, Jun 30, 2004
  11. Kat

    Neil Guest


    well done kitty...
    Neil, Jun 30, 2004
  12. Kat

    kpg Guest

    kpg, Jun 30, 2004
  13. Kat

    Kat Guest

    Thanks :) There was another clausein there where Neil was to pay for this
    uyears cruise/MCNGP meeting...bu I took it out :)

    I'm glad to see some people appreciate my late night meanderings.

    Kat, Jun 30, 2004
  14. oh I'm so sorry, what I was trying to say is that you
    .... very badly, I may add.

    Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
    The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere, Jun 30, 2004
  15. mcngp are idiots if if you to this much trouble for a crap
    your grammar is worse than mine - you must a retard!

    Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
    The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere, Jun 30, 2004
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    Neil Guest

    very wise....the revolt would have been messy
    Neil, Jun 30, 2004
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    JaR Guest

    Well, for you it probably would have been a lot of work. For someone
    like Kat, it was no trouble at all.

    Proud Thug
    JaR, Jun 30, 2004
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    Neil Guest

    meander over my way one late night...I'd appreciate it...
    Neil, Jun 30, 2004
  19. Kat

    billyw Guest



    not get out a lot?
    billyw, Jun 30, 2004
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    Sandworm Guest

    Son of a [email protected]#h!!!! Hey you ripped of my idea....I was working on this,
    how can the 'Thomas Jefferson' of the MCNGP be a girl!!!!!

    Oh well, last time I mention something before I complete it.

    Sandworm, Jun 30, 2004
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