Looking for MCPs to link to my company

Hello fellow Microsoft test takers.

I have a growing IT Consulting company in Manhattan and am trying to
advance my Microsoft partnership status. To do that I need a couple
of MCPs or MCSEs. I'm ramping up to start growing this business in
July, so if you would let me tie your MCP number to my company I would
consider you for work in the future. Right now I don't have any extra
work, but hopefully during the summer I will need lots of help.
Or if your number isn't linked to another company and you just want to
help, it would be much appreciated.

Let me know if your interested,

Kacey Fern, MCSE
INTERLiNK TECHNOLOGIES

Linking Technology between the World and You
www.interlinktechnologies.com

 

A little short on BRANES are we, Kacey?

 

I can see the conversation now...

"Sure, Mr Prospect, I am a Microsoft Partner. To earn that, I went to a
usenet group and got a bunch of certified people to link their MCP ID to my
company, which is really only me. No, they don't actually work for me,
actually, I've never even met any of them and I don't know anything about
them other than the fact that they were stupid enough to comply with my
request. Where are they from? Oh, I imagine that they are from China or
India. What's that? How does that prove that my company can help you?
Well, I got the points, didn't I?"

Excuse me, but isn't one of the terms of Microsoft Partnership program to
get the points is to actually employ certified people? Are you sure you
want to start off your partnership with Microsoft in this fashion? Are you
sure you want to advertise that here?

 

He's already screwed himself on this... Microsoft does read these forums.

 

Actually no, as long as he has your permission to use your MCPID its fine.
The choice is yours as to whom you wish to associate your MCP status with.

..rev

 

INTERLiNK TECHNOLOGIES

Dontcha think the name and the slogan of his company are appropriate,
considering his intentions !?

"Linking MCP ID's between the World and Me."

 

Can I associate my MCP status with Scarlett Johansson ? Or Lindsay
Lohan ?

 

what's your wife look like?

 

You, sir or madam, are a fsckwit.

Oh, and allow me to assist with your marketing, Kacey:
































There, that should generate lots of inquiries for your inbox.

You're welcome!

 

That was not very nice.

 

IAWTP

 

I Always Want To Pee?
If Any Wellington Tomorrow Party?
I Am Wetting The Porch?

 

I Agree With That Post

what do I win?

 

gkiefer

 

<fx="Don Pardo">

kpg, you have just won an exciting, fun-filled two weeks on the fabulous
MCNGP Yacht! Yes, kpg, you and your significant other/date/dog will
spend the next two glorious weeks pulling oars and shoveling coal to the
throbbing beats of our gold-record winning drummer, Igor One-Thump!
Imagine the fun as you toil in sweltering heat as the rest of the MCNGP
laze about on deck and marvel at the sun drenched waters and wave to
friendly natives of the lovely islands as we cruise placidly by. Thrill
to the excitement as Igor ratchets up the drumbeat for the ever-popular
water ski hour! You will feast once daily on buckets of our galley's
finest swill, poured appetizingly on the decks at right at, and most
likely on, your feet. Now that's service, MCNGP style!

Congratulations, kpg!

 

I know a PotD when I see it !!!

 

Yup. 2nded

 

um...can I have the cash instead?

 

No. Now hurry up and get aboard. The passengers are getting restless and
are clamoring to cast off so happy hour can start.

Sprightly, now!

 

CBIC piffled away vaguely:

Thirded.
--

Catwalker
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."