It's Got Issues :(

Discussion in 'Software' started by XhArD, Dec 17, 2005.

  1. XhArD

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    See, in American English, you just called me a joke. :p
     
    The Modfather, Dec 27, 2005
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    well thats stupid, because i have my dicitionary on Australian English (with slang)
     
    unholy, Dec 27, 2005
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    It's that "yer" thing, I keep'a tellin' ya, yer = your.
     
    The Modfather, Dec 27, 2005
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    unholy

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    xhard, tell him yer <> your... oops i am typing code now..

    If yer <> your Then
    unholy.correct = true
    modfather.correct = false
    unholy.fag = false
    Else
    modfather.fag = true
    unholy.fag = false
    End If
     
    unholy, Dec 27, 2005
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    ^^^ Wrong.

    unholy.fag = false
    modfather.fag = false
    unholy.nerd = true
     
    XhArD, Dec 27, 2005
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    ok lets get something Straight.

    xhard.human = unholy.human * modfather.human + bigal.human - mike.human
    xhard.sexuality = sqr(atn(modfather.speed / unholy.intel) + bigal.creativety) * -mike.gender

    :)
     
    unholy, Dec 27, 2005
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    Very straight indeed.
     
    XhArD, Dec 27, 2005
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    #include <sexuality.h>

    /* abstract sexuality declaration */

    class Unholy
    {
    pubic:
    virtual void XhArD () = 0;
    virtual void Unholy (int newx, int newy) = 0;
    virtual void Modfather (int dx, int dy) = 0;
    };

    /* Class Buttsechs */

    class Buttsechs : pubic Shape
    {
    pubic:
    Buttsechs (int x, int y, int w, int h);
    virtual void Unholy ();
    virtual void XhArD (int newx, int newy);
    virtual void Modfather (int dx, int dy);
    virtual void SetBalls (int newWidth);
    virtual void SetPenis (int newHeight);

    private:
    int x, y;
    int width;
    int height;
    };

    void Boobies::Draw ()
    {
    cout << "Drawing a Boob at (" << x << "," << y
    << "), width " << width << ", height " << height << "\n";
    };

    void Buttsechs::Modfather (int newx, int newy)
    {
    x = newx;
    y = newy;
    }

    void Buttsechs::Booby (int dx, int dy)
    {
    x += dx;
    y += dy;
    }

    void Unholy::SetPenis (int newWidth)
    {
    width = newWidth;
    }

    void XhArD::SetBoobie (int newHeight)
    {
    height = newPenis;
    }

    Boobie::Buttsechs (int initx, int inity, int initw, int inith)
    {
    Unholy = initx;
    XhArD = inity;
    width = initw;
    height = inith;
    }


    /* Circle Jerk */

    class Circle Jerk: pubic Shape
    {
    pubic:
    Circle Jerk (int initx, int inity, int initr);
    virtual void Modfather ();
    virtual void XhArD (int newx, int newy);
    virtual void BigAl (int dx, int dy);
    virtual void Unholy (int newRadius);

    privates:
    int x, y;
    int radius;
    };

    void Buttsechs::Draw ()
    {
    cout << "Drawing a Boob at (" << x << "," << y
    << "), radius " << radius << "\n";
    }

    void Buttsechs::BigAl (int newx, int newy)
    {
    x = newx;
    y = newy;
    }

    void teh gaz0rz::RMoveTo (int dx, int dy)
    {
    x += dx;
    y += dy;
    }

    void The English Language::SetUnholy (int newLanguage)
    {
    Language = newLanguage;
    }

    ReachAround::Circle (int initx, int inity, int initr)
    {
    x = initx;
    y = inity;
    radius = initr;
    }


    void SlapAndTickle (Shape * s)
    {
    s->Draw ();
    s->RMoveTo (100, 100);
    s->Draw ();
    }


    /* ===================================================================
    * Main Program
    */

    int main ()
    {

    /* using sex polymorphically */

    Shape * boobie[2];
    shapes[0] = new boobie (10, 20, 5, 6);
    shapes[1] = new buttsechs (15, 25, 8);

    for (int i=0; i<2; ++i) {
    DoSomethingWithLanguage (shapes);
    }

    /* access a boobie function */

    Boobie * shape = new Boobie (0, 0, 15, 15);
    rect->SetWidth (30);
    rect->Draw ();

    return 0;
    }
     
    The Modfather, Dec 28, 2005
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    u know if ur going to write a program. do include the source :p...

    and also use code quotes :p

    and secondly, u have way to much time on ur hands stop wasting and go modding :p
     
    unholy, Dec 30, 2005
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    You didn't use code quotes with yours.

    That IS the source.

    got nothing to mod right now, send me a cool case.
     
    The Modfather, Dec 30, 2005
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    unholy

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    ummm.

    mod the Sony Vaio of yer (using american slang) :p
     
    unholy, Dec 31, 2005
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    No, that'd still be wrong, it'd be yers, not yer. But you don't use it like that, it's never plural or posessive.

    Anyway, no, I'm not modding the Vaio, there's nothing about it I would want to change, I like it the way it is. Sleek, black, Darth Vaderish. About the only thing I'd like to maybe do to it would be to add some lighting somehow to it. Somnething that'd make a cool red glow from behind the drive doors and anywhere else that there's spaces. That'd look neat. But short of rigging it up with a ton of EL Wire, I dunno.
     
    The Modfather, Dec 31, 2005
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    LED's??? i could help u rig up what resistors need and so forth :)

    maybe a window :) nah man the vaio is cool, the darth vader look is cool, leave it how it be, its a premod that actually is ok :)

    what about an xbox mod (XBOX Case with PC inside it :) )

    *Dam it CSS Server died :(*
     
    unholy, Dec 31, 2005
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    Yeah but I don't have an XBox and besides, that's been done too much. The LED idea would be cool but where could I mount them? There's not a lot of room for it. Lemmy see if I can show what I'm thinking.

    [​IMG]

    Basically, where you see the red lines I'd like a red glow to come from those locations, these are all the places where there are doors or sliding compartments and so forth. This is just a really quick throw together drawing of the idea.
     
    The Modfather, Jan 2, 2006
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    some glue and a hot glue Gun and Melt them on :)
     
    unholy, Jan 3, 2006
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    Melt WHAT on though? LED's or EL Wire or what?

    Could you rig up, say, 4 strands of red LED's that have molex's on 'em for me?
     
    The Modfather, Jan 3, 2006
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    Strands?

    I could make a diagram for you :) but u have to get the stuff your self :) (too much to ship to US from AU)
     
    unholy, Jan 3, 2006
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    I wouldn't know how to find the right voltage LED's or stuff like that. When it comes to wiring stuff, I don't do that, I let either my father or my brother in law handle it. Mostly because it's small work and my hands are just way too big.

    But if you can give me a source to get the proper LEDs to wire the way your diagram shows I could do that. It'd have to take paypal though. Red ones mind you, red hyperlight LEDs would be best.
     
    The Modfather, Jan 4, 2006
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    u can get packs of 50 red leds cheap, usally 1.6v.
     
    unholy, Jan 4, 2006
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    Where though? And are they hyperlights or just regular LED's? See if you can find me a place I can get them that'd work for the schematic you design then I'll see if Steve can wire 'em up for me.
     
    The Modfather, Jan 5, 2006
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