Introducing: MCNGP #45

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by Frisbee®, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. Frisbee®

    Ben Smith Guest

    Neil is a drone. He (or it I should say) is Canada's first attempt at
    creating an android soldier, because Canadians are of course too gentle
    and peace loving to carry out war against anything larger than a beaver
    or baby seal. At the same time, Canadians wish to take over Denmark. TO
    do this they created NEIL (National Enlisted man Intelligence Language)
    of course using the term intelligence loosely, are the base operating
    system in the drone soldier. In the unit MacMurchy, NEIL went haywire.
    Instead of being a indiscriminate killer of Danes, MacMurchy loved
    people and learned from his Canadian surrogate family. Researchers
    decided that the sparsely population region of Canada where MacMurchy
    lives needed his technical ability and have decided to monitor him a
    potential long term solution for getting more IT guys in the Hudson Bay
    area.
     
    Ben Smith, Jul 29, 2005
    #21
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  2. Frisbee®

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ben Smith spewed across the ether:
    *sigh*

    Darn good thing I keep a spare keyboard in the office. And that was a
    fresh latte, too!
     
    JaR, Jul 29, 2005
    #22
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  3. Frisbee®

    Frisbee® Guest

    As I always suspected... Neil is an animatron. I think his model is a bit
    inferiror to LauraBot® v3.2
     
    Frisbee®, Jul 29, 2005
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    Briscobar Guest

    Wasn't that the plot of "I, Robot?"

    Funny stuff, Smith. Luckily I just finished my water, or my desk would be
    covered.

    --
    KB

    MCNGP #26
    nerd32768's mother told him to clean his room. Instead, he visited
    www.mcngp.com.
     
    Briscobar, Jul 29, 2005
    #24
  5. Frisbee®

    Neil Guest

    I wont go I tells ya'!

    (And you haven't complimented me on how clean my country is yet)
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
    #25
  6. Frisbee®

    Neil Guest

    I will never be as good as the 'Laura'. I lack the blood-thirstinesss
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
    #26
  7. Frisbee®

    Neil Guest

    even I have to say it -- PotD
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
    #27
  8. Nuclear Enhanced Invisible Lizard

    Signature
     
    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 29, 2005
    #28
  9. Neurologically Enormous Iguana Lactation

    Signature
     
    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 29, 2005
    #29
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    Neil Guest

    did you hear "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-
    Word --> <? echo \"</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent\('Hasta
    La'\).Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike\(\); /?>\"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic
    S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here"
    <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees admitted free - future
    home of pms}> say in
    Nauturally Enormous Intimaet Limb
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
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    Frisbee® Guest

    Nocturnally Enhanced Imbecile Locator
     
    Frisbee®, Jul 29, 2005
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    Neil Guest

    Nicely Endowed Intellectual Lad
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
    #32
  13. I'm sure Microsoft's Building 7 staff has a program to produce these that
    excludes the name BOB and the word MAN-BOOB, but hey, I've got a few
    minutes:

    1. Nanobot Excrement Inside Lungs
    2. No Entry Is Listed
    3. Nostrils Engorged In Library
    4. Napalm Eats Instant Lunch
    5. Nebraska Endeavors Insane Lambada
    6. Nougat Enema Infinite Loop
    7. New Evil Is Loading
    8. Not Exactly Interesting Lingerie
    9. Naughty Entrance Intrusive Love
    10. {Now Everyone Is Laughing}
     
    /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */, Jul 29, 2005
    #33
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    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Frisbee® spewed across the ether:
    Nasty Echo Inside Lorikeets
     
    JaR, Jul 29, 2005
    #34
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    Neil Guest

    did you hear "/* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-299# */ <!-- The F-
    Word --> <? echo \"</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent\('Hasta
    La'\).Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike\(\); /?>\"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic
    S. Bob --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here"
    <{ http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - chimpanzees admitted free - future
    home of pms}> say in
    ooooo, I like that one!! Thanks Bob
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
    #35
  16. Frisbee®

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, /* MCSBNGP+++ #270-290-291-293-294-298-
    299# */ <!-- The F-Word --> <? echo "</? X-Windows = MicrosoftAgent('Hasta
    La').Vista.WhatYouDidn'tLike(); /?>"; ?> <!-- General Microcephalic S. Bob
    --> // still typing stupid stuff + the newsgroup is still here spewed
    across the ether:
    Not Ernie In London.

    Negative Evaluation In Linkages

    Nor Enough Interest Laterally

    Norma Emphatically Is Leaving

    Nostradamus Evoked Irritated Literature
     
    JaR, Jul 29, 2005
    #36
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    Neil Guest

    Now Even I'm Literate
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
    #37
  18. Frisbee®

    CBIC Guest

    Never Envious Infinitely Lazy
     
    CBIC, Jul 29, 2005
    #38
  19. Frisbee®

    Neil Guest

    nastily entwined in luxury
     
    Neil, Jul 29, 2005
    #39
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    Briscobar Guest

    now everyone is lame
     
    Briscobar, Jul 29, 2005
    #40
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