[QUOTE]\nSubject: Re: Introducing: MCNGP #45\nFrom: JaR <>\nNewsgroups: microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse\n\nIn microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ben Smith spewed across the ether:\n\n\nWell, you have had a busy day, what with the ceremonies, the parade, and of\ncourse the interminable speeches at the MCNGP Initiation Banquet.\n\nGhods, but Neil can drone on!\n[/QUOTE]\n\nNeil is a drone. He (or it I should say) is Canada's first attempt at\ncreating an android soldier, because Canadians are of course too gentle\nand peace loving to carry out war against anything larger than a beaver\nor baby seal. At the same time, Canadians wish to take over Denmark. TO\ndo this they created NEIL (National Enlisted man Intelligence Language)\nof course using the term intelligence loosely, are the base operating\nsystem in the drone soldier. In the unit MacMurchy, NEIL went haywire.\nInstead of being a indiscriminate killer of Danes, MacMurchy loved\npeople and learned from his Canadian surrogate family. Researchers\ndecided that the sparsely population region of Canada where MacMurchy\nlives needed his technical ability and have decided to monitor him a\npotential long term solution for getting more IT guys in the Hudson Bay\narea.