In flagranto delicto

Discussion in 'Computer Information' started by Dr. Bill, Mar 1, 2005.

  1. relic, <>, the calloused, wrongheaded fishworm, and
    person who stands at traffic lights scrubbing car windows without asking
    then demands money with menaces, cackled:
    No compensation was allowed for atmospheric refraction nor for the
    gravitational pull of the mountain on the instruments used when the height
    was originally measured. The improbability for the two to cancel each other
    out is sufficient to say that the height is somewhat different to the
    original measurement. The error may not be significant but still it is an

    Lunch was nice;

    Scorched used cat litter chips with smoked lizard snot, cooked in a randomly
    twitching double boiler containing squishy cooked chestnut and caviar in
    putrid polluted sludge, a side of pickles and a glass of peurile lettuce
    Lord Fletcher Singerpadge-Nonningridge, Mar 1, 2005
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  2. Lord Fletcher Singerpadge-Nonningridge
    , wrote in message

    Anyway, I flew over the top of it recently in Encarta, reset the instruments
    to zero and then landed. The measurement read, -29,028 feet without
    snow and at beach level.
    Kutloze Scheefgepoepte, Mar 1, 2005
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  3. Kutloze Scheefgepoepte, <>, the
    gangrenous, repetitive sloth, and dealer in pickles and dried meats,
    But surely the height of the altimeter when landed is at least 4 feet of the
    ground, if everything else is accurate then that makes the mountain some
    four feet taller. Or did you neglect to deploy the landing gear?

    Lunch was nice;

    Dried vermin phlegm with liver dressing on top of tainted chipmunk genitalia
    and chimpanzee thigh extract, dished up in a steaming deep dish with a slew
    of watery squares of endive, clam and almond in noxious unidentified slop, a
    side of chocolate and a few ounces of rancid tomato juice.
    Lord Handley Honeyfoot-Crullerkin, Mar 1, 2005
  4. Lord Handley Honeyfoot-Crullerkin,
    The beach acted as the variable factor as it was inland by some four miles
    and nine feet below sea level. You are correct, I forgot to deploy the
    landing gear the result of which I ended up in a crator five feet deep.
    Detritus Mycoides Archiepiscopus, Mar 1, 2005
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