I took my hand off my mouse and it ran away

How can I get it back

 

1. First I would look down, in your pubic area if there is hair there
please continue if there are if not your excused.

2. If there is hair look for a sac looking structure with 2 ball shaped
items inside, if these are located properly below the rod shaped item
then go to step if not your are once again excused.

3. If you made it this far you need to go back to highschool and grow
up.

 

Call the Piped Piper

 

You've made an assumption here - with approximately a 50% of being wrong.

 

pied piper

 

hungry cat (ultimate solution)
Mousetrap (if you don't mind if dead or alive)
industrial vacuum cleaner (chances for survival are better, but not perfect)

 

Get the mouse to look for the hand

 

Get the mouse to look for the hand

 

No "Piped" :/\/ he's a bit stoned.

 

Pose as the USA's CIA, offer a $10 million reward
putting up posters in Afganistan, Iraq, Iran, Podunk, ID;
Burbank, CA; and McLain, VA.


Best wishes to all for a safe and joyous holiday season.

--

If you're ever in a boxing match,
try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips,
because you don't even know where
that glove has been.

 

sadly, I actually have this problem... I got a razer diamondback.. and if
you leave it sit long, it will fly about the screen, covering every pixel
within 2secs..
only way to catch it? unplug, plug back in
its still a better mouse than any of the couple dozen wireless i tried