How to kill a chicken?

You might want to update your weaponary to water cooled...

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That's not the gizzard. That's the crop.

The gizzard is in the same place that any creature's stomach is.

 

Make it a Pit-bull.

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If they did it would scare them to death, problem solved.

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sparkle came up with the following;:

Take a fresh newsgroup, and a new moon ...

The above might only be relevant if you've read usenet for long enough and
have seen the question "How do I start a new newsgroup" enough times ...

Alternatively, tie their legs together over the washing line and use a sharp
knife to cut their heads off.

If you have enough to kill, just picking them up and pulling their heads
off, whilst holding their legs, is a fast technique.

 

Would you feed chicken breast infested with lead to your kids?

 

See you didn`t have to Google for good ideas did you ?. best wishes..J

 

Thanks for the update, you can well see I am not a biologist.

 

You mean this with "someone else"?
http://www.upc-online.org/townsend/19.jpg

 

lol ! In spite of your name, you must be an AmeriKKKan marine!

 

Do you mean that not everybody has access to a .50 machine gun? That's
criminal!

Oh, followups restored for you too.

 

how about one of these bad boys?
http://www.barrettrifles.com/

 

"Browning?"

"Starting to; probably time to turn it."

"No, I mean the machine gun."

 

Hey, it's probably time for a link to Mike The Headless Chicken!

http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/headless_chicken/

 

Was so windy here today, the chicken laid the same egg twice.

 

chop off the head. then sell the heads on ebay to the new orleans folks.

 

sparkle , wrote in message
6a0so$g0r$:

http://www.gatewaytovermont.com/thefarm/slaughter.htm

 

We still hunt birds with these ones!
http://www.gunsmokeenterprises.net/bren gun.jpg

 

Go to Canada, bring them back and SHOOT THEM!

 

A little late but I just ran across this.
BTW are you from down under?
http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-cho2.htm