How to kill a chicken?

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by sparkle, May 16, 2005.

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    dadiOH Guest

    You might want to update your weaponary to water cooled...


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    elaich Guest

    That's not the gizzard. That's the crop.

    The gizzard is in the same place that any creature's stomach is.
    elaich, May 16, 2005
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    Paul - xxx Guest

    sparkle came up with the following;:
    Take a fresh newsgroup, and a new moon ...

    The above might only be relevant if you've read usenet for long enough and
    have seen the question "How do I start a new newsgroup" enough times ... ;)

    Alternatively, tie their legs together over the washing line and use a sharp
    knife to cut their heads off.

    If you have enough to kill, just picking them up and pulling their heads
    off, whilst holding their legs, is a fast technique.
    Paul - xxx, May 16, 2005
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    John Holmes Guest

    Would you feed chicken breast infested with lead to your kids?
    John Holmes, May 16, 2005
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    old jon Guest

    See you didn`t have to Google for good ideas did you ?. best wishes..J
    old jon, May 16, 2005
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    Old Gringo Guest

    Thanks for the update, you can well see I am not a biologist. :)
    Old Gringo, May 16, 2005
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    Dr. Bill Guest

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    Dr. Bill Guest

    lol ! In spite of your name, you must be an AmeriKKKan marine!
    Dr. Bill, May 16, 2005
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    relic Guest

    Do you mean that not everybody has access to a .50 machine gun? That's

    Oh, followups restored for you too.
    relic, May 16, 2005
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    sbb78247 Guest

    how about one of these bad boys?
    sbb78247, May 17, 2005
  13. "Browning?"

    "Starting to; probably time to turn it."

    "No, I mean the machine gun."
    Blinky the Shark, May 17, 2005
  14. Hey, it's probably time for a link to Mike The Headless Chicken!
    Blinky the Shark, May 17, 2005
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    docmill Guest

    Was so windy here today, the chicken laid the same egg twice.
    docmill, May 17, 2005
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    Plato Guest

    chop off the head. then sell the heads on ebay to the new orleans folks.
    Plato, May 17, 2005
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    Arthur Guest

    sparkle , wrote in message
    Arthur, May 17, 2005
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    Dr. Bill Guest

    Dr. Bill, May 17, 2005
  19. Go to Canada, bring them back and SHOOT THEM!
    Hü©klëßë®®ÿ Hö§hïmötö, May 17, 2005
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    joevan Guest

    A little late but I just ran across this.
    BTW are you from down under?
    joevan, May 19, 2005
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