How to Intentionally Break a Digital Camera While Making it Look Like Normal Wear and Tear?

Discussion in 'Digital Photography' started by Joebob, Apr 24, 2005.

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    Joebob Guest

    I want my digital camera to stop working without smashing it or dropping it.
    I'm hoping to bring in the broken camera for a new model under an extended
    warranty plan. Does anyone know how to make it stop working without doing
    something to it that makes it look like I broke it on purpose (hammer marks,
    Joebob, Apr 24, 2005
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    Stacey Guest

    Hook the AV socket on the camera to an A/C wall outlet? That should toast
    Stacey, Apr 25, 2005
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    Darrell Guest

    I don't know if any extended warranty plans will simply replace the camera.
    Most like Mack will actually open the camera up to determine the problem, if
    they detect intententional damage the warrantyill be voided.
    Darrell, Apr 25, 2005
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    Ron Hunter Guest

    May I suggest you not announce your intend to commit fraud on the
    internet. Do you know that others end up paying more for their products
    and services because of people like you who are so self-centered that
    they don't know ethics from ethnics.
    You might try bending over and inserting it where the sun doesn't shine.
    Maybe that will work.
    Ron Hunter, Apr 25, 2005
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    Marc Stanton Guest

    Get real ...... This guy is a hoaxter and is just yanking yer chain..
    No ............It'll just get browned off!

    Marc Stanton, Apr 25, 2005
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    Bert Hyman Guest

    In "Marc Stanton"
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    Bert Hyman, Apr 25, 2005
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    Mark² Guest

    You are a shameless boob.

    Perhaps your screen name should be joeboob...

    Announcing to the world that you intend to commit fraud is right up there
    with all those "world's dumbest criminal" stories we all read about.

    As Yoda would say:

    "May the police force be with you..."
    Mark², Apr 25, 2005
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    ASAAR Guest

    Immerse the camera in a gallon of sweetened iced tea for 24 hours.
    Remove, rinse briefly and place in a slow oven for 2 hours or until
    thoroughly dry internally. The rubes will never suspect a thing
    unless you say something stupid. But if that happens, admit
    nothing. Tell them that yomama did it.
    ASAAR, Apr 25, 2005
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    Tony Guest

    Tony, Apr 25, 2005
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    Ron Hunter Guest

    I wish he were, but suspect he is typical of the 'ME' generation.
    Ron Hunter, Apr 25, 2005
  12. I want my digital camera to stop working without smashing it or dropping it.

    Install a bad firmware update.
    Alexander Rogge, Apr 25, 2005
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    Peter A. Guest

    (1) Organise a visit to the world's largest particle accelerator. It's
    in Geneva. Take the camera.
    (2) Set up in the target area, using a tripod, so that the sensor is
    lined up with the beam path. Take a theodolite and stuff, accuracy is
    (3) Remove lens and lock mirror up.
    (4) Call the power company, who will bring another power station on
    (5) Power up the accelerator and initiate a firing sequence.

    Your camera will cease to function.
    On second thoughts, leave the mirror down and look through the
    viewfinder during this operation.

    (The guy in the hoodie is trying a little D.I.Y. corrective eye surgery)
    Peter A., Apr 25, 2005
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    steve Guest

    5 seconds in microwave. Works well with phones so should be ok with camera.

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    steve, Apr 25, 2005
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    Stewy Guest

    Or drop it in a bucket of water while switched on.
    Stewy, Apr 25, 2005
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    Do you think that the beam will change path once it hits his ear-rings?
    Dimitrios Tzortzakakis, Apr 25, 2005
  17. I thought that mobile phones work with microwave...
    Dimitrios Tzortzakakis, Apr 25, 2005
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    dylan Guest

    They work LIKE microwave, especially on brains...
    dylan, Apr 25, 2005
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    clutch Guest

    Go to manual mode, set 30 seconds, point camera toward sun at max
    zoom. Use optical viewfinder to keep camera pointed in right place.
    clutch, Apr 25, 2005
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    scott Guest

    I suspect they have water detection parts in them, most mobile phones do
    exactly for this purpose.
    scott, Apr 25, 2005
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