How to get rid of a beer belly ??

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Synapse Syndrome, Mar 10, 2007.

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    philo Guest



    BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB *hic* bubble bluble o
    philo, Mar 10, 2007
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  2. I've been making TV for thirty years. I tell the new kids that when I
    started cameras were steam powered and the cables were made of wood.
    Blinky the Shark, Mar 10, 2007
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  3. In 1995, I lost 55 pounds in 3.5 months -- biking, lifting weights and
    only 1100 calories a day.
    Blinky the Shark, Mar 10, 2007
  4. It's easier to touch someone else's toes. It's a great conversation
    starter, too.
    Blinky the Shark, Mar 10, 2007
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    WhzzKdd Guest

    I've got a bit of lower back trouble, so walking is one of the few things I
    can do - swimming would be good, but I can't afford a pool ;)

    I didn't put any of that weight back on, and I'm going to try to lose
    another 10 or so this next 3 months. And while walking isn't the fastest way
    of dealing with the "waist extension" issue ;) it does help eventually. I do
    have a bike, and I think after I've lost a few more pounds (which relieves
    the load on my back) I'll probably be able to start riding again.
    WhzzKdd, Mar 10, 2007
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    WhzzKdd Guest

    Start at the toes and work up?
    WhzzKdd, Mar 10, 2007
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    philo Guest

    I though everyone knew that.
    philo, Mar 10, 2007
  8. I hear ya. I've needed chiropractic care for my lower back since about
    1969. Xrays taken as a result of an injury showed a small defect in one
    or two vertebrae.
    Good luck with that.
    Blinky the Shark, Mar 10, 2007
  9. It's like working on the loading dock -- there's no place to go *but*
    Blinky the Shark, Mar 10, 2007
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    Cam-man Guest

    Blinky the Shark inspired greatness with:

    What is that, about a Big-Mac? I don't think I could do 1100 calories
    a day, especially with the exercise.

    "Meanwhile, my company is at China, so We can provide you a relative
    lost price."

    From: "pgtekin" <>
    Message-ID: <>
    Cam-man, Mar 10, 2007
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    WhzzKdd Guest

    WhzzKdd, Mar 10, 2007
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    Mhzjunkie Guest

    Blinky the Shark spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits myself:
    Can't say I've ever used any wooden cables. But, I guess you could tell the
    kids you've made a lot of cables splices using Elmer's.



    1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
    GOTO 1
    Mhzjunkie, Mar 10, 2007
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    Mhzjunkie Guest

    doS spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits myself:
    When I draw mine real tight, just so I can look all sexy before a night on
    the town. Only thing that sticks out is a few hairs and my navel button.


    1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
    GOTO 1
    Mhzjunkie, Mar 10, 2007
  14. Wiki shows 540 cal for a Big Mac. Coulda had two. But see below.
    And I was a real calorie Nazi about it. If I grabbed five Doritos off
    the snack table at work, I looked up the calories and fat grams (back
    then I actually knew lots of those numbers by heart) of that size
    portion and counted it. Oh, yeah...I also limited myself to 10 grams of
    fat a day. I *had* to be very rigid or I'd have fallen off the plan.

    And that Big Mac has 30 grams of fat (three days' worth). :)
    Blinky the Shark, Mar 10, 2007
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    Slack Guest

    Try working out [hard] on one of those pu**y stretching/tighening
    machines; you'll discover a whole new new level of pain you never knew
    Slack, Mar 12, 2007
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    Lookout Guest

    Sit ups or any other exercise does NOT target fat. That's been a well
    known fact for 25 years.
    3 things:
    Enroll in a college class with mostly girls. You WILL want to do the
    first 2 if you are single.
    Lookout, Mar 17, 2007
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    Frosty Guest

    I'm not single and I'll want to do them all, not just the first two...
    Frosty, Mar 17, 2007
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    Fred37 Guest

    I have the same problem.
    My diet is great except for the beer.
    I do not exercise.
    Can I drink Scotch instead of beer and lose weight?
    Fred37, Mar 17, 2007
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    ian field Guest

    Just look at how skinny the drunken bums on skid row are - there's your
    ian field, Mar 17, 2007
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