Hope everyone had a great Easter weekend [except the non-believers]

Non-believers who don't celebrate Easter are going straight to hell
and you can take that to the bank.

 

(John Navas) wrote in

And you'll receive from the bank exactly what such a statement is
worth: nothing.

 

Easter has nothing to do with going to hell. It's the non-believer part
that gets them in hot water, er, sulfur!

 

Last thing I saw from John was:

From: John Navas <>

So, one could doubt that the John Navas who posts often here was the real
poster in this case? If you post often enough here, it seems that someone
will eventually alias your ID (in an attempt to ?).

 

Like we're really worried about your boogyman.

--

Woden

"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."

 

piggybacking:

They be hoppin' down that bunny trail to hell.

Jim07D4

 

If your God wants me to believe in him and is omniscient, he knows
that I would have to be provided with a *rational* reason to do so.
That he fails to provide one indicates one of a few possibilities:

1) He doesn't want me to believe in him,

2) He is indifferent to whether or not I believe in him,

3) He is unable to do so, in which case he is not omnipotent,

4) He is unaware that I would need such a reason, in which case he is
not omniscient, or,

5) He simply doesn't exist.


Frankly, I'm not worried, regardless of which the answer is. (Hint: as
a non-believer, my money is on #5).

 

WHAT A WANKER

 

Thanks for the offer, but I'd prefer a check.

 

Cashier's check, that is.

 

Everyone, please excuse me for a few moments while I bask in the love
that is, what we know as, christianity.

I'm having a moment here. Jesus would be so proud of his followers.
Too bad there's no reason for anyone to believe there was ever such a
person.

Just wondering...what about believers who don't celebrate Easter and
for that matter what about believers who call Easter "Easter" which
is, as we all know, a pagan fertility celebration complete with eggs
and bunnies? We might be on the same bus to hell...oh yeah, I just
remembered...there's no hell either. I'm quite capable of behaving
myself without the threat of eternal damnation...like christians seem
to require.

 

There is no hell, you ignorant ass.

 

(John Navas) wrote in

I'll save a seat for you. Christers wo proselytize go to hell even more
quickly than anyone else.

--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?

A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]

 

Well, the Cayman Islands *are nice...

--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion

"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini

 

You went there, too?

I got a "Hell Fire and Rescue" shirt....couldn't pass that one up, even if
it *was* a tourist trap.

-Donald in Austin
AA #2104

 

Non-believers who don't celebrate Ramadan are going straight to hell
and you can take that to the bank.

Non-believers who don't celebrate Yom Kippur are going straight to
hell
and you can take that to the bank.

Non-believers who don't celebrate Sarasvati Puja are going straight to
hell
and you can take that to the bank.

Non-believers who don't celebrate Nehan are going straight to hell
and you can take that to the bank.

Non-believers who don't celebrate Koshogatsu are going straight to
hell
and you can take that to the bank.

Non-believers who don't celebrate New Year's Day are going straight to
hell
and you can take that to the bank.

Why exactly is easter any different from these religious holidays?

As it turns out, my religion is the true religion. Pray to the God of
Physics, or fear his terrible wrath. The things he does to
non-believers makes your sadistic God look like a charity worker at a
children's hispital. Not only will he send you to hell for not
believing in physics, and not only do the fires of hell get hotter
with time, but they increase nonlinearly by the function k=t^100
(k=degrees kelvin of hell;t=time in seconds since creation of hell).
Of course there is a contradiction here, as all of this violates
physics. But my point is that I would rather place my faith in the
hands of physics than in one of the thousands of god's to choose from.
Of course I don't need to place my faith in physics, because I see the
wonderful works of physics all around. Don't tell me that God put
physics into motion or is controlling physics, I have a long rebuttal
for that.

 

The pitiful threats from your non existant sky daddy don't scare us
Gomer.

BDK

 

Yeah, the almighty god is really tough on the hunting of chocolate
eggs huh. Meanwhile, priests are raping little kids.

Maybe I'm too stupid for this "religion" stuff.

 

But a nice tourist trap. Or was. Been years since I was there...

--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion

"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini

 

(John Navas) wrote in

My, my, aren't we full of Christian charity. Since you are so convinced we
will spend eternity in misery, you could at least be rooting for us to
enjoy our physical life, yet you don't even want us to have pleasant
weekends. People like you give Christians a bad name.

-phy