HI STEPHANIE I WAS SO GLAD T6O TALKED TO YOUR MOTHER MOTHER'S DAY WEEK END.

HI STEPHANIE I HAVE ANOTHER COMPUTER. WHEN YOU GET TIME I WANT YOU TO
STOP BY AND TEACH ME HOW TO USE IT. I KNOW WE ARE SO BUSY NOW. WHEN THE WEEK
END COME YOU FEEL LIKE RESTING. YOUR MOTHER SENT ME SOME PICTURES WE MADE
LAST SUMMER. I SENT THEM TO MY EMAIL FRIENDS. I KNOW SHE SENT THEM TO YOU.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU GET THIS E-MAIL . MY EMAIL ADDRESSIS
. GIVE LOVE TO YOUR FAMILY. LOVE MARIE

 

Marie,

Your new computer seems to have a problem, the caps lock seems to be
stuck on so it LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE YELLING. It's also makes it really
hard to read. We learn words my seeing the image of the word, not by
reading the letters. Writing in caps makes it hard to 'see' the word.
Try reading your next Dan Brown novel in all upcase. You GET THE DRIFT!

CM

 

Good to hear from you Marie. You can stop shouting now. Those
earthmoving trucks have stopped for the day.Pleased to hear you are
still in touch with Steph. Keep up those lessons!

Regards

C

 

I THINK ALL CAPS ARE JUST AS EASY TO READ, AND DOES NOT DENOTE YELLING.
WHY ON EARTH PEOPLE DECIDED TO HAVE TWO VERSIONS OF EACH LETTER, I DO
NOT KNOW, ITS REDUNDANT. WHEN I WRITE BY HAND I USE ALL CAPITALS, AND
DO NOT EVER USE CURSIVE EITHER. WHAT IF THE FONT WAS "CAPLET"? WOULD
YOU STILL SAY ITS HARD TO READ OR DENOTES YELLING?

X1134X

 

Hi

Please don't call me Stephanie, I thought we'd agreed to drop that.
Shoot, you still don't know how to use a computer, and you get another
one. That's 36 at the last count (including the laptop), 36 computers
you don't know how to use...geeez.

My mom hasn't sent you those porn jps has she? How the hell did she
find those? Darn! I knew I should have used one of those shredding
programs, or did I leave them in the recycle bin? SHIT!

NO! don't email them to anyone! Bitch! "Love to my family" - you've
humiliated me you cow! and you reckon we're still gonna be friends?

Don't email me again.

paddle

 

That's a good idea, Marie. It would be nice to learn the difference
between email and Usenet news groups.

Oh, and maybe Stephanie has some idea for you about the stuck Caps Lock
key.

Uhoh. A target for spam bots. Oh my.

Same to you, Marie.

Love from Beauregard.

 

Marie, one last thing - who the hell is T60? Is this one of you weird
code names for someone? It sounds like a convict

paddle

 

There is also another development coming onto the scene that makes life
less curteous and with more ambiguity. R u awre of it, M8?

 

|>hi stephanie i have another computer. when you get time i want you to
|>stop by and teach me how to use it. i know we are so busy now. when the week
|>end come you feel like resting. your mother sent me some pictures we made
|>last summer. i sent them to my email friends. i know she sent them to you.
|>let me know if you get this e-mail . my email addressis
|>. give love to your family. love marie
|>

Makes you wonder who got the pictures...

 

Wow, they're fantastic! Gave me a buzz!

Before you start imaging things, I'm just showing them to the wife!

 

In whut way iz it les kurteeus? In whut way iz it mor ambiguous? Its
actually simpler and easer to understand, and definately easier to
type. I don't h8 it. do u? Its just that yer not used reading it is
all, it'd be the same if we all started talking proper latin, it would
just look like a foreign language to you even though its quite proper
and "curteous"

x1134x

 

Heh, never let a female near a computer!!