Have you ever had your computer crashed at 3am and wished that you had someone to call?

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by lifestylelink, Aug 12, 2006.

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    lifestylelink, Aug 12, 2006
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  2. "Juvio Corporation is also very proud to be a member of the Direct
    Selling Association (DSA). Click here to learn more about the DSA Code
    of Ethics."
     
    Beauregard T. Shagnasty, Aug 12, 2006
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  3. lifestylelink

    Vanguard Guest

    "lifestylelink" spammed ...
    Hmm, so Macintosh isn't a computer?
    Yes, trying to have a user act as an automatron in following your
    commands is always so speedy in fixing computers ... NOT! Of course,
    they would never suggest installing remote control software on your
    host to make their job easier (and your security non-existent).
    Wow, they have as many techs as there are users.
    I find the dead technicians are hard to hear over the phone.
    Oh, another bunch of wannabes that got their diploma in a day via
    e-mail.
    Oh, I thought they were going to help with computers, not with your
    mantra although computers do test your patience.
    They're so expert that their expertise bears twice remarking about it.
    My aunt would like that. That thingy there goes under the nunn-nunns
    while rotating the watchamacallit.
    And, of course, Juvio is free so there's no money loss there, uh huh.
    Oh geez, they're not going to charge you per call but keep on charging
    you. Same scheme as insurance. They bet you don't collect, you bet
    that you do (which means you're betting that you lose).
    A guarantee with no stipulation as to what the guarantor pays to the
    guarantee is a worthless guarantee. Yeah, since you're paying them a
    repeating monthly fee then you can keep calling them back as many time
    as you like about the same damn problem. The guarantee is that you
    don't have to pay them next month (so call your credit card company to
    kill your card, too).
    It's Windows, not window. Since there are more than one for which
    they dropped support, it is operating systems (plural).
    Go to bed and have a nice sleep.
     
    Vanguard, Aug 12, 2006
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    Old Gringo Guest

    Without Any Hesitation, Vanguard Wrote The Following:
    Fun read, very well done. G'Night <g>
     
    Old Gringo, Aug 12, 2006
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    Dan Evans Guest

    In WIndows, it's called "Solitaire". Are all the techs MCSE? Minesweeper
    Consultants and Solitaire Experts?

    Dan





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    Dan Evans, Aug 12, 2006
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    Ponder Guest

    Hiya Beauregard T. Shagnasty.

    The DSA have a code of ethics?? ;)
     
    Ponder, Aug 12, 2006
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  7. So claims the spammer... (it was news to me as well)

    Tech Support and Personal Blemish Control. What a combo!
     
    Beauregard T. Shagnasty, Aug 12, 2006
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    Barry OGrady Guest

    But its for your computer OR Macontosh so it must be real.

    Barry
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    Barry OGrady, Aug 12, 2006
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  9. lifestylelink

    Barry OGrady Guest

    They talked me through replacing a 30,000 pin surface mount IC.
    At least they don't talk over you.
    Barry
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    Barry OGrady, Aug 12, 2006
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  10. lifestylelink

    why? Guest

    On 11 Aug 2006 18:54:34 -0700, lifestylelink wrote:

    More Juvio spam, unless they changed the T&C , Spam policy, unsolicited
    posting rules another idiot is going to lose thier account.
    <snip>

    Me
     
    why?, Aug 12, 2006
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  11. lifestylelink

    Ponder Guest

    Hiya Barry OGrady.

    ROTFL! Nice one Centurion, like it ;)
     
    Ponder, Aug 12, 2006
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