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"Juvio Corporation is also very proud to be a member of the Direct
Selling Association (DSA). Click here to learn more about the DSA Code
of Ethics."

 

"lifestylelink" spammed ...

Hmm, so Macintosh isn't a computer?

Yes, trying to have a user act as an automatron in following your
commands is always so speedy in fixing computers ... NOT! Of course,
they would never suggest installing remote control software on your
host to make their job easier (and your security non-existent).

Wow, they have as many techs as there are users.

I find the dead technicians are hard to hear over the phone.

Oh, another bunch of wannabes that got their diploma in a day via
e-mail.

Oh, I thought they were going to help with computers, not with your
mantra although computers do test your patience.

They're so expert that their expertise bears twice remarking about it.

My aunt would like that. That thingy there goes under the nunn-nunns
while rotating the watchamacallit.

And, of course, Juvio is free so there's no money loss there, uh huh.

Oh geez, they're not going to charge you per call but keep on charging
you. Same scheme as insurance. They bet you don't collect, you bet
that you do (which means you're betting that you lose).

A guarantee with no stipulation as to what the guarantor pays to the
guarantee is a worthless guarantee. Yeah, since you're paying them a
repeating monthly fee then you can keep calling them back as many time
as you like about the same damn problem. The guarantee is that you
don't have to pay them next month (so call your credit card company to
kill your card, too).

It's Windows, not window. Since there are more than one for which
they dropped support, it is operating systems (plural).

Go to bed and have a nice sleep.

 

Without Any Hesitation, Vanguard Wrote The Following:

Fun read, very well done. G'Night <g>

 

In WIndows, it's called "Solitaire". Are all the techs MCSE? Minesweeper
Consultants and Solitaire Experts?

Dan





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Hiya Beauregard T. Shagnasty.

The DSA have a code of ethics??

 

So claims the spammer... (it was news to me as well)

Tech Support and Personal Blemish Control. What a combo!

 

But its for your computer OR Macontosh so it must be real.

Barry
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Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og

 

They talked me through replacing a 30,000 pin surface mount IC.

At least they don't talk over you.

Barry
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Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og

 

On 11 Aug 2006 18:54:34 -0700, lifestylelink wrote:

More Juvio spam, unless they changed the T&C , Spam policy, unsolicited
posting rules another idiot is going to lose thier account.

<snip>

Me

 

Hiya Barry OGrady.

ROTFL! Nice one Centurion, like it