Happy Birthday

Hmm, well, it is a lovely haiku, but it left me feeling sort of sad for the
testicles.

 

TMMLMFAO!!!!!!!

 

"Rap Haiku:

Trusty Burdizzo
Painizzle to the shizzle
My wizzle hurtizzle… ouchizzle!

Ho hum… too long."

{$1 to Mike S. who occupies the office next to mine}

 

well that's definitely Shadenfreude for you

 

Not Shadenfreude!!! NOOOOooooooo, NOT SHADENFREUDE!!! WHYHYYHYHYHYHY!!!!!!


What's Shadenfreude?


*Takes into account Neil's spelling and looks up schadenfreude....*

Ahhhh, yes "In his memoirs, Inside the Third Reich, Albert Speer described
Adolf Hitler's sense of humor as almost entirely based upon schadenfreude."
Ok, I understand now.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

....troglodyte...

 

Isn't that the stuff that's in sports drinks?

 

and from the same spot...

see also: Darwin Awards

 

In Florida, anything is possible...

 

You're thinking of Orlando.

 

s'all good bra.

 

Holiday in the People's Republic of California tommorrow so I will say this
now:

Happy 231st USMC! I expect all you will raise a beer tommorrow and drink
one for all the Marines out there, past and present. And may I suggest you
drink two for the ones currently serving.

And if you don't, well, go f' yourself.




On November 10th, 1775, the Second Continental Congress resolved to raise
two battalions of Continental Marines marking the birth of our United States
Marine Corps. As Major General Lejeune's message reminds us, the ensuing
generations of Marines would come to signify all that is highest in
warfighting excellence and military virtue. Each November as Marines the
world over celebrate the birth of our Corps, we pay tribute to that long
line of "Soldiers of the Sea" and the illustrious legacy they have handed
down to us.