hahahahahahahaha. Found this this morning. This guy is nuts. Probably\nnuttier than ladin.... He has made this online um well I dunno what you'd\ncall it. Cult seems like a good word.......... Have a look. If You can\nexplain it you are a better man than I..\n\n[URL]http://www.pingcreations.com[/URL]\n\nHere is an extract if you can face it......lol\n\npeace and be well.......\n\nB\n\nSamuel J Farterskid founded the "Church Of The\nMighty Bunghole" in the year 1527. Samuel was\na simple carpenter, he didn't support religion and\ncertainly didn't wipe his bottom or flush the chain.\nLate one evening Samuel was sitting on the poo\ncontainer reading his copy of the daily turnip when\nsuddenly he heard a tapping noise that seemed to\nbe coming from outside. He nipped off the hanging\nlog, pulled his crispy pants up and went to investigate.\nThe stars outside were shining, but something was odd.\nThere was stillness in the air and a smell so disgusting\nthat it could take the enamel off of your teeth. Samuel\nheld his nose tightly and looked into the night sky.\n\nOut of nowhere what seemed like a huge pair of buttocks\nthe size of Spain emerged just to the left of the moon. All\nof the stars disappeared. It was the arrival of "The Great\nBunghole In The Sky". Samuel froze in fear as the huge\nbottom cheeks filled the sky. Then they spoke. This is what\nthey told him:\n\n"Samuel J Farterskid, I am your new lord and master The\nGreat Bunghole In The Sky and I command you to do my\nbidding. I have noticed that people have become far too\nhygienic for their own good. I have noticed the creation\nof the dreaded toilet and I have noticed people washing\ntheir underwear". His voice turned into a roar. "It has to stop".\nSamuel filled his pants in fear. The Bunghole continued.\n"I want you to spread the gospel of The Mighty Bunghole.\nI made this world out of a ball of shit from my own anus\nand I do not want to see it ruined by sinners and bottom wipers.\nYou will help me put a stop to this". The Mighty Bunghole\nopened his crack to full capacity and with a little squeaky fart\ntwo tablets of poo popped out of his rectum. "These are the\nTen Commandments. I expect them to be obeyed by all".\nThen he vanished in a puff of whiff juice.\n\nSamuel was a wise man. He got to work creating\n"The Church Of The Mighty Bunghole". At first\nhe had problems finding a building that did not contain\ntoilets. In the end he built his own church in a little town\ncalled Borehamwood on the outskirts of London.\n\nThese days The Church Of The Mighty Bunghole thrives.\nWe have over four million members' worldwide. We recently\nmoved the church from Borehamwood. It is now situated in\nthe beautiful Devonshire countryside and funds are currently\nbeing raised to found our church in the United States.