A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle.\nHe goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.\nThe clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is\nso good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill".\nThe man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.\n"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.\n\n"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the\nhouse", the man replies.\n\nThe clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his\nhouse. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here\nare two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take\nthese two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the\nguy's dick off". The man takes another look through the\nscope, and says,\n\n"You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"