Gun Control...

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Unk, Oct 1, 2004.

  1. Unk

    Unk Guest

    A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle.
    He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
    The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is
    so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill".
    The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
    "What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

    "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
    house", the man replies.

    The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his
    house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here
    are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take
    these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the
    guy's dick off". The man takes another look through the
    scope, and says,

    "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
     
    Unk, Oct 1, 2004
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    ziggy Guest

    roflmao!! That's a good one, if only I can remember it ~;0D
     
    ziggy, Oct 1, 2004
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    mhicaoidh Guest

    Taking a moment's reflection, ziggy mused:
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    | roflmao!! That's a good one, if only I can remember it ~;0D

    File >> Print ;-)
     
    mhicaoidh, Oct 2, 2004
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    ziggy Guest

    ~;0p I did just that!
     
    ziggy, Oct 3, 2004
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