FREE COPY OF EXCELL & FREE COPY OF LOTUS

Nothing in life is free.

If you want to read Excel files use the reader-only version:
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/...f4-996c-4569-b547-75edbd03aaf0&displaylang=EN

If you want a fully featured spreadsheet I suggest OpenOffice:
http://www.openoffice.org/

Kind Regards

Malte

 

Turn off your anti-virus and then use google to search for warez sites.

 

I, HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A FREE DOWN LOADS FOR BOTH THESE PRODUCTS CAN ANY
ONE TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET FREE COPIES OF BOTH OF THESE TO DOWNLOAD THEM
INTO MY SYSTEM?
MARK

 

NO PROBLEM-- I'VE GOT SOME EXTRA COPIES. POST YOUR EMAIL OR STREET ADDRESS
AND I'LL DOWNLOAD IT TO YOU OR FEDEX YOU A CD.

PATRICK

 

http://shorterlink.co.uk/4513

Hope this helps.
Pete

 

Why download the programs, just steal them from Circuit City and if you get
caught say that someone in a newsgroup told you to, and they'll let you go, and
let you keep the programs for free.

 

In Plato spewed forth:

VBG!! Quite vicious - almost like a shark attack. Where's Blinky?

 

Well, if you dont follow my directions the download will fail.....

 

In Plato spewed forth:

I don't do warez. I don't do downloads without antivirus running either <g>

 

And I just scored a double-play. grin, gotcha

 

<blink>

 

In Plato spewed forth:

Ow...

 

Please send me this also. I really really need it.

My computer isn't fast enough and the caps lock sticks so please send
me a new one of those too. Dual core, 4GB dual channel RAM, 2TB hard
drives with RAID 2, 36 inch plasma screen monitor with HDTV built in.
Will need surround sound speakers and a big sub woofer.

Include a 10 year prepaid subscription to the HDTV system so I can
watch tv too. Oh, and a T3 line so I can download faster.

"Oh Lord, won't you give me a Mercedes Benz..." Janice Joplin

 

In computer repair pro spewed forth:

Heh heh heh!!!! Hey - if they've got extras I could use some of that...

Love that song <g>

 

Then perhaps you remember the actual line:

"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz."

 

In Blinky the Shark spewed forth:

Yes, I know. But I'd decided to skip the correction in light of the holiday
spirits. (Yes, spirits. <g>)