Dog & Cat lovers everywhere

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by John Baker, Sep 15, 2003.

  1. John Baker

    John Baker Guest

    John Baker, Sep 15, 2003
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    Patrick Guest

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    What has that load of rubbish got to do with Dog/Cat lovers?
    The *stinking bastards* know no level of decency, kindness or compassion.
     
    Patrick, Sep 15, 2003
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  3. John Baker

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    1. Add the required amount of soap to the
    toilet water, and put both lids up.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you
    carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
    and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid) The cat will
    self
    agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the
    toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

    4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides
    a "power-wash" and "rinse".)

    5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure
    that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

    6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
    lids.

    7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and
    run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet
    will be sparkling clean!

    Sincerely, The Dog
     
    Unknown, Sep 15, 2003
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    John Doe Guest

    John Doe, Sep 16, 2003
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