Dead 20 years and now I have a question for him. Heck

My old man died a long time back...but I never needed to ask him anything...
now I just recalled something...but only partially.

Way back when I was a kid...he came home and said he saw one *really* famous
in a restaurant.

My dad approached his table and said: " If it wouldn't spoil your
meal...could I have your autograph please?"

The famous person smirked and merely replied, "It *would* spoil my meal."

I'm sure he (my father) got a good laugh because that *exactly* what he
would have done had the situation been reversed.

Not sure but I think it might have been Orson Wells .

Who knows?

 

Kewl!

I was out with my family a number of years back, and went to a local Chinese
restaurant for dinner. We saw Kirk Douglas there - my (now) ex-wife had me
go get two autographs - one for us, one for her mother. When she left, she
got both. Lousy b****! (He was in town acting in "Inherit the Wind".)

 

Joe Perry's (Aerosmith) mom taught me how do square dance.

 

I've heard Aerosmith!!

Small world indeed...

 

Pretty kewl too <g>! I haven't square danced in years - I was pretty good in
the '70's

 

I once pissed in Charles Aznavour's tea. True.

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Never heard of him. But I'm sure there's a special place in Valhalla for
you.

 

And now you're in your 80's?!

 

Yes, and he still wears tight lace pants.

 

I have a connected aunt and uncle who adopted a 1yr old baby girl
30 some years ago, not finding themselves satisfied with 3 boys. I
remember there being some behind the scenes stuff going on because
there were several applications for this particular baby and the
records of everything were hidden in a special way. No one would
ever know the real mother. At 12 the child went whacko, started
using drugs, joined a satanic cult, accused anyone and everyone of
molesting her, escaped three times from the most violent ward of
the state mental hospital before she was 16, had several different
children by several different men until she was forced to get
spayed, and also went on a mission to find her real mother. Well,
she found her. A street junkie still hooking on the streets of
Seattle. They lived on the streets together for a time. Talk about
kindred! Whoa, spooky.

 

I know some conjoined twins that adopted a circus midget, but things
seemed to go astray. I think it was the male tiger that tore them apart.

 

And here they are today
http://i8.tinypic.com/24xosav.jpg

 

Getting close. Or at least it feels like it!

<g> okay - whatever

 

Those aren't lace pants, they're Depends...

 

And we hope they're tight!!

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Gawd, yes! Don't want any leakage, ya' know..