Corporate Lesson 1 : \r\nA man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. \r\nThe wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. \r\nWhen she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. \r\nBefore she says a word, Bob says, " I'll give you 0 to drop that towel, " \r\nAfter thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. \r\nAfter a few seconds, Bob hands her 0 dollars and leaves. \r\nThe woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. \r\nWhen she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, " Who was that? " \r\n" It was Bob the next door neighbour, " she replies. \r\n" Great! " the husband says, " did he say anything about the 0 he owes me? " \r\nMoral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position \r\nTo prevent avoidable exposure. \r\n\r\n\r\nCorporate Lesson 2: \r\nA priest offered a lift to a Nun. \r\nShe got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. \r\nThe priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. \r\nThe nun said, " Father, remember Psalm 129? " \r\nThe priest removed his hand. \r\nBut, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. \r\nThe nun once again said, " Father, remember Psalm 129? " \r\nThe priest apologized " Sorry sister but the flesh is weak. " \r\nArriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. \r\nOn his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. \r\nIt said, " Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory. " \r\nMoral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. \r\n\r\n\r\nCorporate Lesson 3: \r\nA sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. \r\nThey rub it and a Genie comes out. \r\nThe Genie says, " I'll give each of you just one wish. " \r\n" Me first! Me first! " says the admin. Clerk. \r\n" I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. " Poof! She's gone. \r\n" Me next! Me next! " says the sales rep. " I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. " Poof! He's gone. \r\n" OK, you're up, " the Genie says to the manager. \r\nThe manager says, " I want those two back in the office after lunch. " \r\nMoral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. \r\n\r\n\r\nCorporate Lesson 4: \r\nA crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. \r\nA rabbit asked him, " Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? " \r\nThe crow answered: " Sure, why not. " \r\nSo, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. \r\nA fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it. \r\nMoral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up. \r\n\r\n\r\nCorporate Lesson 5: \r\nA turkey was chatting with a bull. \r\n" I would love to be able to Get to the top of that tree, " sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy. " \r\n" Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings? " replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients. " \r\nThe turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. \r\nThe next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. \r\nFinally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. \r\nSoon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. \r\nMoral of the story: Bullshì t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there .