Announcement: A New Sorter for Photo Organizing Programs NOT SPAM

Discussion in 'Digital Photography' started by Unclaimed Mysteries, May 5, 2005.

  1. If you're like me, AND I KNOW YOU ARE YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT IT, you've
    collected a lot of convenient photo organizing programs on your
    computer, fighting to rename your thumbnail images, all handy, all
    different. Well, isn't it time you got META-ORGANIZED, Mr. Sharpshooter?
    No? WRONG ANSWER.

    It's time for you to step up to Pluperfect Baffle Relocator, the
    organizer of organizers. PBR searches your hard drive for numbered image
    files direct from your camera and renames them according to natural law.
    Trust us, we know it works because we've designed it to use 100% of your
    CPU cycles for maximum efficiency every time. Then, PBR reaches in DEEP
    to the grimy goo in all your existing organizer programs and upgrades
    them with Pluperfect Baffle-compatible libraries, right from our labs.
    Then it automatically deletes the old files to save hard drive space.
    You'll see the results almost instantly!

    You can try out our beta program now and get in on the the ground floor
    of a truly revolutionary product for the professional photographer as
    well as the weekend snapper. As a bonus, you get to keep our sincere
    thanks as your gift! Contact me, Xavier Barbados or our CTO Ron Mexico
    today. You know where to find us, we're in your email inbox under Fuji
    Velviagra!

    Wishing each and every one of you,

    X. Barbados
    CEO Pluperfect Baffle Offshore Ltd.
     
    Unclaimed Mysteries, May 5, 2005
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    kevinrstruck Guest

    Seems like spam to me
     
    kevinrstruck, May 5, 2005
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    Paul Furman Guest

    It's actually satire.
     
    Paul Furman, May 5, 2005
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    Editor Guest

    Yeah got that...
     
    Editor, May 5, 2005
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    Frank ess Guest


    Killjoy.

    "Never give a sucker an even break, or smarten-up a chump."
    -William Claude Dukenfeld
     
    Frank ess, May 5, 2005
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    kevinrstruck Guest

    OK, so sometimes I am slow in the afternoon
     
    kevinrstruck, May 5, 2005
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  7. Where I come from we call it "dynamiting the pond."

    X.
     
    Unclaimed Mysteries, May 5, 2005
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    Hannah Guest

    "Unclaimed Mysteries"
    You should try to get out more.
    H.
     
    Hannah, May 5, 2005
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  9. And yet, they just keep jumpin' into the boat!
     
    Unclaimed Mysteries, May 5, 2005
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  10. Well, as you can tell, the initial buzz over this new product is off the
    charts! As for these claims that it is spam or even "satire" (wtf?), I
    can only feel pity for those who would keep their own heads in the sand
    and even prevent others from trying to advance this exploding hobby with
    their bad attitudes.

    For the rest of you, I offer my gratitude for your opened minds and
    willinglessness to try something innovative to take your photography to
    the next level.

    However, the negative nabobs on the net have unduly influenced our
    potential investing partners and dissuaded them from following through
    on their commitments, so it is my sad duty to announce that all R&D on
    the Pluperfect Baffle Relocator has been suspended indefinitely.

    See you in court,
    X.

    Xavier Barbados, CEO
    CEO Pluperfect Baffle Offshore Ltd.
     
    Unclaimed Mysteries, May 6, 2005
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    Mark² Guest

    If is looks like SPAM...sounds like SPAM...

    -Simply labeling it "Not Spam" doesn't change anything...


    "Unclaimed Mysteries"
     
    Mark², May 6, 2005
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  12. A division of Nocturnal Aviation...

    David J. Littleboy
    Tokyo, Japan
     
    David J. Littleboy, May 6, 2005
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  13. I'm hurt - professionally and emotionally - that you would make such an
    insinuation. You're on thin ice, pal. Just this week I sued myself for
    US$ 400 000 for identity theft. I predict Total Victory.

    X.B.
    --
    It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
    http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

    "Religion isn't the opiate of the masses. When
    properly used, religion is the methamphetamine
    of the masses." - nu-monet v6.0 in alt.slack
     
    Unclaimed Mysteries, May 7, 2005
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