American joke

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Bryan, Aug 4, 2003.

  1. Bryan

    Bryan Guest

    The Van Gogh Family

    After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
    Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

    His dizzy aunt....................................................Verti Gogh
    The brother who ate prunes................................Gotta Gogh
    The constipated uncle.........................................Cant Gogh
    The brother who worked at a convenience store...Stopn Gogh
    The grandfather from Yugoslavia...........................U Gogh
    The cousin from Illinois.......................................Chica Gogh
    His magician uncle.....................................Wherediddit Gogh
    His Mexican cousin......................................Amee Gogh
    The Mexican cousin's American half brother...Grin Gogh
    The ballroom dancing aunt..............................Tan Gogh
    A sister who loved disco.................................Go Gogh
    The nephew who drove a stage coach.............Wellsfar Gogh
    The bird lover uncle.........................................Flamin Gogh
    His nephew psychoanalyst...............................E. Gogh
    The fruit loving cousin.....................................Man Gogh
    An aunt who taught positive thinking...............Wayto Gogh
    The little bouncy nephew.................................Poe Gogh
    The hairdresser...............................................Washan Gogh
    The marathon runner.......................................Readysteady Gogh

    From [email protected]

    Of course we in UK pronounce it "Van Goff", so it don't make much sense!
     
    Bryan, Aug 4, 2003
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  2. Next ,You're going to tell us you are making a film. :)


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  3. Bryan

    Brian H¹© Guest

    X-No-Archive: Yes
    °Mike° said:
    The lavatory attendant.......................................Bo Goff :-D
     
    Brian H¹©, Aug 4, 2003
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  4. Bryan

    °Mike° Guest

    Nah. Doesn't work. "Bo" Goff? Don't think so. :)
     
    °Mike°, Aug 4, 2003
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  5. Bryan

    °Mike° Guest

    :)
     
    °Mike°, Aug 4, 2003
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    Liz Guest

    In addition: his secret stepson born in the rainforest -- John Gogh
    who grew up in a monastery, he later changed his name to -- Bin Gogh
     
    Liz, Aug 4, 2003
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  7. Bryan

    °Mike° Guest

    Translation:

    In addition: his secret stepson born in the rainforest -- John Goff
    who grew up in a monastery, he later changed his name to -- Bin Goff
     
    °Mike°, Aug 4, 2003
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    philo Guest

    when i was in new york a few years ago there was a trucking
    company called Van Go

    well, as i always said,
    Van Gogh, the end of an era.

    or was that van Gogh, the end of an ear, ahh?

    (philo ducks to prevent being hit by a rotten cabbage)
     
    philo, Aug 4, 2003
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  9. Bryan

    Brian H¹© Guest

    X-No-Archive: Yes
    philo said:
    Or a badly decomposed ear.
     
    Brian H¹©, Aug 4, 2003
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  10. Bryan

    slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Liz continued:
    The masculine fruit-grower, Man Gogh.
    The impatient cousin, Offwe Gogh.
    The dancer, Fandan Gogh.
     
    slumpy, Aug 4, 2003
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  11. Bryan

    slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H¹© continued:
    Earwe Gogh ?
     
    slumpy, Aug 4, 2003
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  12. Bryan

    slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as slumpy continued:
    Or rather Earwe (tinw) Gogh LOL!!!
     
    slumpy, Aug 4, 2003
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  13. [...]
    Single philo ducks = duxon parade [and waddle that do for you?]
     
    Nicolaas Hawkins, Aug 5, 2003
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  14. Bryan

    Bryan Guest

    LOL
    Still on form then Slumpy?!
     
    Bryan, Aug 5, 2003
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  15. Bryan

    Bryan Guest

    lol
     
    Bryan, Aug 5, 2003
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  16. Bryan

    Bryan Guest

    ....or his hairdressing cousin ........ Washan Gogh
    or his 50's beatnik uncle ..........Gobaby Gogh
    Or the SgtMajor......................G. F.Y.
    ;)
     
    Bryan, Aug 5, 2003
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  17. Bryan

    slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Bryan continued:
    And their late Uncle from the past tense, Van Went.
    Innercity rioter, No Gogh.
    Demolision expert, Kan Gogh.
     
    slumpy, Aug 5, 2003
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  18. Bryan

    slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Bryan continued:
    And of course, not forgetting his long-winded Welsh
    cousin...Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogogh.
     
    slumpy, Aug 5, 2003
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  19. Bryan

    Bryan Guest

    OMG LOL
    Why didn't I think o' that
    BRILL
    Lmao
     
    Bryan, Aug 5, 2003
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  20. Bryan

    slumpy Guest

    "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
    threw back my head and roared with laughter as Bryan continued:
    I was rather proud of that one too ;-)
    Have you got the slumpy emo yet ?
     
    slumpy, Aug 5, 2003
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