"Working Toward MCSE"

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by Jon Anderson, Apr 20, 2004.

  1. Jon Anderson

    Jon Anderson Guest

    Hello,

    I put that I am "working toward my MCSE" on my resume and
    was wondering how much I can expect to earn with this
    distinction?


    Thanks,
    Jonny
     
    Jon Anderson, Apr 20, 2004
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  2. Jon Anderson

    kpg Guest

    So long as your being creative, you'd do better putting
    working toward MBA.

    kpg

    "Jon Anderson" <> wrote in message
    news:1cb601c42721$af662ed0$...
    > # Host-Name Confilct: file://c:\temp\123348.htm (4/20/2004 4:58:16 PM) #
    > Hello,
    >
    > I put that I am "working toward my MCSE" on my resume and
    > was wondering how much I can expect to earn with this
    > distinction?
    >
    >
    > Thanks,
    > Jonny
     
    kpg, Apr 20, 2004
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  3. Jon Anderson

    Andy Foster Guest

    "Jon Anderson" wrote
    >Hello,
    >
    >I put that I am "working toward my MCSE" on my resume and
    >was wondering how much I can expect to earn with this
    >distinction?
    >


    Ask your McManager
     
    Andy Foster, Apr 20, 2004
    #3
  4. Jon Anderson

    Rowdy Yates Guest

    "Jon Anderson" <> wrote in
    news:1cb601c42721$af662ed0$:

    > Hello,
    >
    > I put that I am "working toward my MCSE" on my resume and
    > was wondering how much I can expect to earn with this
    > distinction?
    >
    >
    > Thanks,
    > Jonny


    you can expect to earn a good laugh.



    Rowdy Yates, MCSE
    --
    Rowdy's Home Page
    http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
    "it's a work in progress" :-(
     
    Rowdy Yates, Apr 20, 2004
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  5. Jon Anderson

    JaR Guest

    kpg opined, On 4/20/04 3:00 PM:

    > So long as your being creative, you'd do better putting
    > working toward MBA.
    >
    > kpg


    By golly, what a great idea! I think I'll put 'working toward Doctor of
    Neurosurgery' on mine. Think I'll be able to get a job as a brain surgeon?

    Where can I get the free braindumps?

    Do I need to set up a home lab? [1]

    How much do brain surgeons expect to make, anyway?

    What's the minimum passing score on the brain surgeon exam?

    Do they give ya a snazzy lapel pin?

    How many tests do I have to take the be a brain surgeon?

    If I take all the brain surgeon exams, does that make me a rocket
    scientist, too?

    How long before I get my brain surgeon certification once I've taken all
    the exams?

    Do I have to take ALL the exams to be a brain surgeon?

    Do I need any experience to get a job as a brain surgeon, or is the cert
    enough?

    Where does one look for a job as a brain surgeon?

    If I fail a brain surgeon exam, can I re-take it for free?

    How many questions are on the brain surgeon exam?

    If I take the brain surgeon exam and fail it, can I still operate on
    peoples brains.

    Well how about their feet? Can I operate on their feet?

    JaR
    Thug M.D.

    [1] I predict a shortage of cats in the neighborhood.
     
    JaR, Apr 20, 2004
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  6. Jon Anderson

    Kat Guest

    Hey Jon! He's lying. I put that on my resume, and almost every place I
    applied to called back. With all the competition, you can specify your
    desired wage. I'd recommend aiming for 6 figures, to start. After you
    start working towards your CCNA and CCSP, you can go higher.


    Rowdy Yates wrote:

    > "Jon Anderson" <> wrote in
    > news:1cb601c42721$af662ed0$:
    >
    >
    >>Hello,
    >>
    >>I put that I am "working toward my MCSE" on my resume and
    >>was wondering how much I can expect to earn with this
    >>distinction?
    >>
    >>
    >>Thanks,
    >>Jonny

    >
    >
    > you can expect to earn a good laugh.
    >
    >
    >
    > Rowdy Yates, MCSE


    --
    Kat

    /* To be or Not to be. Aww, to hell with it */
     
    Kat, Apr 20, 2004
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  7. Jon Anderson

    kpg Guest

    Look, pick a career.

    Its either Brain Scientist, or Rocket Surgeon.

    Get it right.

    "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:%...
    > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\123361.htm (4/20/2004 6:09:55

    PM) #
    > kpg opined, On 4/20/04 3:00 PM:
    >
    > > So long as your being creative, you'd do better putting
    > > working toward MBA.
    > >
    > > kpg

    >
    > By golly, what a great idea! I think I'll put 'working toward Doctor of
    > Neurosurgery' on mine. Think I'll be able to get a job as a brain surgeon?
    >
    > Where can I get the free braindumps?
    >
    > Do I need to set up a home lab? [1]
    >
    > How much do brain surgeons expect to make, anyway?
    >
    > What's the minimum passing score on the brain surgeon exam?
    >
    > Do they give ya a snazzy lapel pin?
    >
    > How many tests do I have to take the be a brain surgeon?
    >
    > If I take all the brain surgeon exams, does that make me a rocket
    > scientist, too?
    >
    > How long before I get my brain surgeon certification once I've taken all
    > the exams?
    >
    > Do I have to take ALL the exams to be a brain surgeon?
    >
    > Do I need any experience to get a job as a brain surgeon, or is the cert
    > enough?
    >
    > Where does one look for a job as a brain surgeon?
    >
    > If I fail a brain surgeon exam, can I re-take it for free?
    >
    > How many questions are on the brain surgeon exam?
    >
    > If I take the brain surgeon exam and fail it, can I still operate on
    > peoples brains.
    >
    > Well how about their feet? Can I operate on their feet?
    >
    > JaR
    > Thug M.D.
    >
    > [1] I predict a shortage of cats in the neighborhood.
     
    kpg, Apr 21, 2004
    #7
  8. Jon Anderson

    kpg Guest

    Do those 6 figures include the decimal place and the cents?

    Just wondering...

    kpg

    "Kat" <> wrote in message
    news:4085a9ea$...
    > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\123362.htm (4/20/2004 6:12:33

    PM) #
    > Hey Jon! He's lying. I put that on my resume, and almost every place I
    > applied to called back. With all the competition, you can specify your
    > desired wage. I'd recommend aiming for 6 figures, to start. After you
    > start working towards your CCNA and CCSP, you can go higher.
    >
    >
    > Rowdy Yates wrote:
    >
    > > "Jon Anderson" <> wrote in
    > > news:1cb601c42721$af662ed0$:
    > >
    > >
    > >>Hello,
    > >>
    > >>I put that I am "working toward my MCSE" on my resume and
    > >>was wondering how much I can expect to earn with this
    > >>distinction?
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>Thanks,
    > >>Jonny

    > >
    > >
    > > you can expect to earn a good laugh.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Rowdy Yates, MCSE

    >
    > --
    > Kat
    >
    > /* To be or Not to be. Aww, to hell with it */
    >
     
    kpg, Apr 21, 2004
    #8
  9. Jon Anderson

    JaR Guest

    kpg opined, On 4/20/04 4:17 PM:
    > Do those 6 figures include the decimal place and the cents?
    >
    > Just wondering...
    >


    Only if you're talking annualy.
     
    JaR, Apr 21, 2004
    #9
  10. Jon Anderson

    Ken Briscoe Guest

    "kpg" <> wrote in message
    news:e7$...
    > Do those 6 figures include the decimal place and the cents?
    >
    > Just wondering...


    It includes not only the cents, but the decimal itself. As well as the
    comma, but only the lucky people get a comma!

    --


    KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

    first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com


    ---
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    Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    Version: 6.0.648 / Virus Database: 415 - Release Date: 3/31/2004
     
    Ken Briscoe, Apr 21, 2004
    #10
  11. Jon Anderson

    Rowdy Yates Guest

    JaR <> wrote in news:uzSbn7yJEHA.3944
    @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

    > kpg opined, On 4/20/04 4:17 PM:
    >> Do those 6 figures include the decimal place and the cents?
    >>
    >> Just wondering...
    >>

    >
    > Only if you're talking annualy.


    you people should be ashamed of yourselves - making fun of the "working
    toward my MCSE" crowd. shame shame shame on you.

    :)

    Rowdy Yates, MCSE
    --
    Rowdy's Home Page
    http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
    "it's a work in progress" :-(
     
    Rowdy Yates, Apr 21, 2004
    #11
  12. Jon Anderson

    Guest Guest

    Sounds like you performed nuerosurgery on yourself.


    >-----Original Message-----
    >kpg opined, On 4/20/04 3:00 PM:
    >
    >> So long as your being creative, you'd do better putting
    >> working toward MBA.
    >>
    >> kpg

    >
    >By golly, what a great idea! I think I'll put 'working

    toward Doctor of
    >Neurosurgery' on mine. Think I'll be able to get a job

    as a brain surgeon?
    >
    >Where can I get the free braindumps?
    >
    >Do I need to set up a home lab? [1]
    >
    >How much do brain surgeons expect to make, anyway?
    >
    >What's the minimum passing score on the brain surgeon

    exam?
    >
    >Do they give ya a snazzy lapel pin?
    >
    >How many tests do I have to take the be a brain surgeon?
    >
    >If I take all the brain surgeon exams, does that make me

    a rocket
    >scientist, too?
    >
    >How long before I get my brain surgeon certification

    once I've taken all
    >the exams?
    >
    >Do I have to take ALL the exams to be a brain surgeon?
    >
    >Do I need any experience to get a job as a brain

    surgeon, or is the cert
    >enough?
    >
    >Where does one look for a job as a brain surgeon?
    >
    >If I fail a brain surgeon exam, can I re-take it for

    free?
    >
    >How many questions are on the brain surgeon exam?
    >
    >If I take the brain surgeon exam and fail it, can I

    still operate on
    >peoples brains.
    >
    >Well how about their feet? Can I operate on their feet?
    >
    >JaR
    >Thug M.D.
    >
    >[1] I predict a shortage of cats in the neighborhood.
    >.
    >
     
    Guest, Apr 21, 2004
    #12
  13. Jon Anderson

    Guest Guest

    Thanks, Newsgroup Einstein.


    >-----Original Message-----
    >Look, pick a career.
    >
    >Its either Brain Scientist, or Rocket Surgeon.
    >
    >Get it right.
    >
    >"JaR" <> wrote in message
    >news:%...
    >> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\123361.htm

    (4/20/2004 6:09:55
    >PM) #
    >> kpg opined, On 4/20/04 3:00 PM:
    >>
    >> > So long as your being creative, you'd do better

    putting
    >> > working toward MBA.
    >> >
    >> > kpg

    >>
    >> By golly, what a great idea! I think I'll put 'working

    toward Doctor of
    >> Neurosurgery' on mine. Think I'll be able to get a job

    as a brain surgeon?
    >>
    >> Where can I get the free braindumps?
    >>
    >> Do I need to set up a home lab? [1]
    >>
    >> How much do brain surgeons expect to make, anyway?
    >>
    >> What's the minimum passing score on the brain surgeon

    exam?
    >>
    >> Do they give ya a snazzy lapel pin?
    >>
    >> How many tests do I have to take the be a brain

    surgeon?
    >>
    >> If I take all the brain surgeon exams, does that make

    me a rocket
    >> scientist, too?
    >>
    >> How long before I get my brain surgeon certification

    once I've taken all
    >> the exams?
    >>
    >> Do I have to take ALL the exams to be a brain surgeon?
    >>
    >> Do I need any experience to get a job as a brain

    surgeon, or is the cert
    >> enough?
    >>
    >> Where does one look for a job as a brain surgeon?
    >>
    >> If I fail a brain surgeon exam, can I re-take it for

    free?
    >>
    >> How many questions are on the brain surgeon exam?
    >>
    >> If I take the brain surgeon exam and fail it, can I

    still operate on
    >> peoples brains.
    >>
    >> Well how about their feet? Can I operate on their feet?
    >>
    >> JaR
    >> Thug M.D.
    >>
    >> [1] I predict a shortage of cats in the neighborhood.

    >
    >
    >.
    >
     
    Guest, Apr 21, 2004
    #13
  14. Jon Anderson

    Guest Guest

    You can become an MCNGP, however you will have to have a
    labotomy to meet basic entry crtiteria.


    >-----Original Message-----
    >Hello,
    >
    >I put that I am "working toward my MCSE" on my resume

    and
    >was wondering how much I can expect to earn with this
    >distinction?
    >
    >
    >Thanks,
    >Jonny
    >.
    >
     
    Guest, Apr 21, 2004
    #14
  15. Jon Anderson

    molsonexpert Guest

    Or talking anally...

    >-----Original Message-----
    >kpg opined, On 4/20/04 4:17 PM:
    >> Do those 6 figures include the decimal place and the

    cents?
    >>
    >> Just wondering...
    >>

    >
    >Only if you're talking annualy.
    >.
    >
     
    molsonexpert, Apr 21, 2004
    #15
  16. Jon Anderson

    Consultant Guest

    you criticize everyone in this group, but i have yet to see you post
    anything remotely helpful.

    <> wrote in message
    news:1dcb01c4273c$97053b40$...
    >
    > Sounds like you performed nuerosurgery on yourself.
    >
    >
    > >-----Original Message-----
    > >kpg opined, On 4/20/04 3:00 PM:
    > >
    > >> So long as your being creative, you'd do better putting
    > >> working toward MBA.
    > >>
    > >> kpg

    > >
    > >By golly, what a great idea! I think I'll put 'working

    > toward Doctor of
    > >Neurosurgery' on mine. Think I'll be able to get a job

    > as a brain surgeon?
    > >
    > >Where can I get the free braindumps?
    > >
    > >Do I need to set up a home lab? [1]
    > >
    > >How much do brain surgeons expect to make, anyway?
    > >
    > >What's the minimum passing score on the brain surgeon

    > exam?
    > >
    > >Do they give ya a snazzy lapel pin?
    > >
    > >How many tests do I have to take the be a brain surgeon?
    > >
    > >If I take all the brain surgeon exams, does that make me

    > a rocket
    > >scientist, too?
    > >
    > >How long before I get my brain surgeon certification

    > once I've taken all
    > >the exams?
    > >
    > >Do I have to take ALL the exams to be a brain surgeon?
    > >
    > >Do I need any experience to get a job as a brain

    > surgeon, or is the cert
    > >enough?
    > >
    > >Where does one look for a job as a brain surgeon?
    > >
    > >If I fail a brain surgeon exam, can I re-take it for

    > free?
    > >
    > >How many questions are on the brain surgeon exam?
    > >
    > >If I take the brain surgeon exam and fail it, can I

    > still operate on
    > >peoples brains.
    > >
    > >Well how about their feet? Can I operate on their feet?
    > >
    > >JaR
    > >Thug M.D.
    > >
    > >[1] I predict a shortage of cats in the neighborhood.
    > >.
    > >
     
    Consultant, Apr 21, 2004
    #16
  17. Jon Anderson

    Brian Guest

    "Jon Anderson" <> wrote
    > I put that I am "working toward my MCSE" on my resume and
    > was wondering how much I can expect to earn with this
    > distinction?


    Seriously, if you put that there's a chance that your resume will come up
    when the HR person searches the database for MCSE. If your other
    qualifications stand out, perhaps they'll still call you. Of course if they
    hire you, expect that finishing your MCSE really soon would be one of the
    qualifications of your continued employment.
     
    Brian, Apr 21, 2004
    #17
  18. Jon Anderson

    Guest Guest

    17 Loser Posts by the mcngp bacterium !!

    17 Loser Posts by the mcngp bacterium !!

    >-----Original Message-----
    >Hello,
    >
    >I put that I am "working toward my MCSE" on my resume

    and
    >was wondering how much I can expect to earn with this
    >distinction?
    >
    >
    >Thanks,
    >Jonny
    >.
    >
     
    Guest, Apr 23, 2004
    #18
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