Wish Me A Happy Birthday

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
    some of you may recognize my moniker.

    I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
    vehicles, etc...

    I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.

    My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
    called me a bastard in an email.

    My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
    birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
    plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
    never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
    around my house at night trying to set me up.

    My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
    she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
    how those things may come to fruition.

    My daughter called me a motherfucker and tried to cram a crayon into
    my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
    eyes.

    My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
    didn't remember how old I am and could care less.

    So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
    could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
    really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
    earth really do care about me.

    I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
    some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
    kind.

    Thanks,

    Altie

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    All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
    into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.
     
    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, Sep 19, 2006
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  2. Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

    philo Guest

    <snip>.
    >
    > My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
    > called me a bastard in an email.
    >



    sorry someone called you " a bastard in an email"


    have a happy birthday



    once i was in a grocery store...
    and i heard all the employees of the store wish someone named Eldon (one at
    a time)
    a happy birthday....

    about 3 minutes later...over the same PA system I heard an announcement:


    Eldon!!!! to the dairy isle with a mop ASAP!!!!



    sp at least one person had a worse BD than you!
     
    philo, Sep 19, 2006
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  3. Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

    Sybil Guest

    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    > My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
    > some of you may recognize my moniker.
    >
    > I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
    > vehicles, etc...
    >
    > I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
    >
    > My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
    > called me a bastard in an email.
    >
    > My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
    > birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
    > plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
    > never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
    > around my house at night trying to set me up.
    >
    > My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
    > she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
    > how those things may come to fruition.
    >
    > My daughter called me a motherfucker and tried to cram a crayon into
    > my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
    > eyes.
    >
    > My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
    > didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
    >
    > So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
    > could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
    > really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
    > earth really do care about me.
    >
    > I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
    > some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
    > kind.
    >
    > Thanks,
    >
    > Altie
    >


    Dearest Altie,

    I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
    I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
    and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
    save you from your misery.

    May you have the happiest of birthdays today...

    A gift to you, my friend...

    I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
    hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
    do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
    therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
    of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)

    And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.

    May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.

    Amen
     
    Sybil, Sep 19, 2006
    #3
  4. On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:21:46 GMT, Sybil
    <> wrote:

    >Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    >> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
    >> some of you may recognize my moniker.
    >>
    >> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
    >> vehicles, etc...
    >>
    >> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
    >>
    >> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
    >> called me a bastard in an email.
    >>
    >> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
    >> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
    >> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
    >> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
    >> around my house at night trying to set me up.
    >>
    >> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
    >> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
    >> how those things may come to fruition.
    >>
    >> My daughter called me a motherfucker and tried to cram a crayon into
    >> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
    >> eyes.
    >>
    >> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
    >> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
    >>
    >> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
    >> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
    >> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
    >> earth really do care about me.
    >>
    >> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
    >> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
    >> kind.
    >>
    >> Thanks,
    >>
    >> Altie
    >>

    >
    >Dearest Altie,
    >
    >I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
    >I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
    >and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
    >save you from your misery.


    Wow, that sounds like some serious shit. I am flabbergasted that you
    would show such an interest and truly humbled by your sincerity and
    kindness.

    >
    >May you have the happiest of birthdays today...
    >
    >A gift to you, my friend...
    >
    >I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
    >hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
    >do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
    >therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
    >of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)


    That's what I am talking about, Sybil. You understand, you can
    relate, this has made me feel like a new man, just knowing that
    someone cares.

    One gets so down on their birthday when family doesn't show an
    interest. A person can get so desperate that he would ask for
    birthday wishes on a newsgroup, and that is what I did. It is almost
    like I am an old and decrepit man in the twilight of his life with no
    one that gives a damn about him, very disheartening.

    >
    >And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.


    This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair.

    >
    >May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.


    >Amen


    Right back at ya, Sybil.

    Altie
     
    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, Sep 19, 2006
    #4
  5. Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

    JAMES Guest

    "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com> wrote in message
    news:...
    > On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:21:46 GMT, Sybil
    > <> wrote:
    >
    >>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    >>> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
    >>> some of you may recognize my moniker.
    >>>
    >>> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
    >>> vehicles, etc...
    >>>
    >>> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
    >>>
    >>> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
    >>> called me a bastard in an email.
    >>>
    >>> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
    >>> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
    >>> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
    >>> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
    >>> around my house at night trying to set me up.
    >>>
    >>> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
    >>> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
    >>> how those things may come to fruition.
    >>>
    >>> My daughter called me a motherfucker and tried to cram a crayon into
    >>> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
    >>> eyes.
    >>>
    >>> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
    >>> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
    >>>
    >>> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
    >>> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
    >>> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
    >>> earth really do care about me.
    >>>
    >>> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
    >>> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
    >>> kind.
    >>>
    >>> Thanks,
    >>>
    >>> Altie
    >>>

    >>
    >>Dearest Altie,
    >>
    >>I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
    >>I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
    >>and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
    >>save you from your misery.

    >
    > Wow, that sounds like some serious shit. I am flabbergasted that you
    > would show such an interest and truly humbled by your sincerity and
    > kindness.
    >
    >>
    >>May you have the happiest of birthdays today...
    >>
    >>A gift to you, my friend...
    >>
    >>I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
    >>hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
    >>do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
    >>therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
    >>of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)

    >
    > That's what I am talking about, Sybil. You understand, you can
    > relate, this has made me feel like a new man, just knowing that
    > someone cares.
    >
    > One gets so down on their birthday when family doesn't show an
    > interest. A person can get so desperate that he would ask for
    > birthday wishes on a newsgroup, and that is what I did. It is almost
    > like I am an old and decrepit man in the twilight of his life with no
    > one that gives a damn about him, very disheartening.
    >
    >>
    >>And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.

    >
    > This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair.
    >
    >>
    >>May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.

    >
    >>Amen

    >
    > Right back at ya, Sybil.
    >
    > Altie

    This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair. ???????
    Altie, you don't put cialis on your head , but have a great birthday all the
    same
    Jim
     
    JAMES, Sep 20, 2006
    #5
  6. On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:08:39 -0400, "JAMES"
    <> wrote:

    >
    >"Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com> wrote in message
    >news:...
    >> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:21:46 GMT, Sybil
    >> <> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    >>>> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
    >>>> some of you may recognize my moniker.
    >>>>
    >>>> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
    >>>> vehicles, etc...
    >>>>
    >>>> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
    >>>>
    >>>> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
    >>>> called me a bastard in an email.
    >>>>
    >>>> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
    >>>> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
    >>>> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
    >>>> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
    >>>> around my house at night trying to set me up.
    >>>>
    >>>> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
    >>>> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
    >>>> how those things may come to fruition.
    >>>>
    >>>> My daughter called me a motherfucker and tried to cram a crayon into
    >>>> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
    >>>> eyes.
    >>>>
    >>>> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
    >>>> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
    >>>>
    >>>> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
    >>>> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
    >>>> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
    >>>> earth really do care about me.
    >>>>
    >>>> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
    >>>> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
    >>>> kind.
    >>>>
    >>>> Thanks,
    >>>>
    >>>> Altie
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>Dearest Altie,
    >>>
    >>>I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
    >>>I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
    >>>and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
    >>>save you from your misery.

    >>
    >> Wow, that sounds like some serious shit. I am flabbergasted that you
    >> would show such an interest and truly humbled by your sincerity and
    >> kindness.
    >>
    >>>
    >>>May you have the happiest of birthdays today...
    >>>
    >>>A gift to you, my friend...
    >>>
    >>>I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
    >>>hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
    >>>do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
    >>>therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
    >>>of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)

    >>
    >> That's what I am talking about, Sybil. You understand, you can
    >> relate, this has made me feel like a new man, just knowing that
    >> someone cares.
    >>
    >> One gets so down on their birthday when family doesn't show an
    >> interest. A person can get so desperate that he would ask for
    >> birthday wishes on a newsgroup, and that is what I did. It is almost
    >> like I am an old and decrepit man in the twilight of his life with no
    >> one that gives a damn about him, very disheartening.
    >>
    >>>
    >>>And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.

    >>
    >> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair.
    >>
    >>>
    >>>May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.

    >>
    >>>Amen

    >>
    >> Right back at ya, Sybil.
    >>
    >> Altie

    > This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair. ???????
    >Altie, you don't put cialis on your head , but have a great birthday all the
    >same


    Jim, I am not bald. I thought most hair growth formulas are supposed
    to be applied directly to the head, right? Even if this Cialis is a
    hair growth hormone pill or something, I still don't need it.
     
    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, Sep 20, 2006
    #6
  7. Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

    Oldus Fartus Guest

    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    > On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:08:39 -0400, "JAMES"
    > <> wrote:
    >
    >> "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com> wrote in message
    >> news:...
    >>> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:21:46 GMT, Sybil
    >>> <> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    >>>>> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
    >>>>> some of you may recognize my moniker.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
    >>>>> vehicles, etc...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
    >>>>> called me a bastard in an email.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
    >>>>> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
    >>>>> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
    >>>>> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
    >>>>> around my house at night trying to set me up.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
    >>>>> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
    >>>>> how those things may come to fruition.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> My daughter called me a motherfucker and tried to cram a crayon into
    >>>>> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
    >>>>> eyes.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
    >>>>> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
    >>>>> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
    >>>>> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
    >>>>> earth really do care about me.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
    >>>>> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
    >>>>> kind.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Thanks,
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Altie
    >>>>>
    >>>> Dearest Altie,
    >>>>
    >>>> I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
    >>>> I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
    >>>> and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
    >>>> save you from your misery.
    >>> Wow, that sounds like some serious shit. I am flabbergasted that you
    >>> would show such an interest and truly humbled by your sincerity and
    >>> kindness.
    >>>
    >>>> May you have the happiest of birthdays today...
    >>>>
    >>>> A gift to you, my friend...
    >>>>
    >>>> I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
    >>>> hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
    >>>> do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
    >>>> therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
    >>>> of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)
    >>> That's what I am talking about, Sybil. You understand, you can
    >>> relate, this has made me feel like a new man, just knowing that
    >>> someone cares.
    >>>
    >>> One gets so down on their birthday when family doesn't show an
    >>> interest. A person can get so desperate that he would ask for
    >>> birthday wishes on a newsgroup, and that is what I did. It is almost
    >>> like I am an old and decrepit man in the twilight of his life with no
    >>> one that gives a damn about him, very disheartening.
    >>>
    >>>> And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.
    >>> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair.
    >>>
    >>>> May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.
    >>>> Amen
    >>> Right back at ya, Sybil.
    >>>
    >>> Altie

    >> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair. ???????
    >> Altie, you don't put cialis on your head , but have a great birthday all the
    >> same

    >
    > Jim, I am not bald. I thought most hair growth formulas are supposed
    > to be applied directly to the head, right? Even if this Cialis is a
    > hair growth hormone pill or something, I still don't need it.


    I believe the only time you would put Cialis on your head would be if
    you were a dick head. :)

    http://www.cialis.com/index.jsp



    --
    Cheers
    Oldus Fartus
     
    Oldus Fartus, Sep 20, 2006
    #7
  8. Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

    sbb78247 Guest

    "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com> wrote in message
    news:...
    > My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
    > some of you may recognize my moniker.
    >
    > I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
    > vehicles, etc...
    >
    > I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
    >
    > My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
    > called me a bastard in an email.
    >
    > My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
    > birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
    > plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
    > never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
    > around my house at night trying to set me up.
    >
    > My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
    > she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
    > how those things may come to fruition.
    >
    > My daughter called me a motherfucker and tried to cram a crayon into
    > my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
    > eyes.
    >
    > My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
    > didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
    >
    > So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
    > could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
    > really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
    > earth really do care about me.
    >
    > I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
    > some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
    > kind.
    >
    > Thanks,
    >
    > Altie
    >
    > --
    > All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
    > into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.
    >



    not to make it a total loss, here is a total stranger telling you to go ****
    yourself.

    HTH, HAND, and GFIA
     
    sbb78247, Sep 20, 2006
    #8
  9. On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:07:18 +0800, Oldus Fartus
    <> wrote:

    >Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    >> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:08:39 -0400, "JAMES"
    >> <> wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤" <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com> wrote in message
    >>> news:...
    >>>> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 21:21:46 GMT, Sybil
    >>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    >>>>>> My name is Altie. I lurk here and have only posted a couple of times,
    >>>>>> some of you may recognize my moniker.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I am a 34 year old man, successful in business ventures, nice home,
    >>>>>> vehicles, etc...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I turned 34 today and no one wished me a happy birthday.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> My mother, who only lives 45 miles away told me to go to hell and
    >>>>>> called me a bastard in an email.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> My father tried to kill me, as he has tried to do on several of my
    >>>>>> birthdays. This time he cut the brake lines on my car and I almost
    >>>>>> plunged off the side of a mountain, I can't prove he did it though,
    >>>>>> never can. He lives in the same city as I do and I know he lurks
    >>>>>> around my house at night trying to set me up.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> My sister called me and told me that she was only happy in life when
    >>>>>> she thought about bad things that could happen to me and envisioning
    >>>>>> how those things may come to fruition.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> My daughter called me a motherfucker and tried to cram a crayon into
    >>>>>> my eyeball and went running off with a maniacal and craven look in her
    >>>>>> eyes.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> My wife told me that she didn't even know it was my birthday and
    >>>>>> didn't remember how old I am and could care less.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> So, I was just wondering if some of you good people in this group
    >>>>>> could wish a lonely and almost dead man a happy birthday. It would
    >>>>>> really make me feel good and would indicate that other people on this
    >>>>>> earth really do care about me.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
    >>>>>> some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
    >>>>>> kind.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Thanks,
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Altie
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> Dearest Altie,
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I am so saddened by the recent events that have transpired against you.
    >>>>> I have a group of parishoners here in my home performing a 24-7 Novena
    >>>>> and Vigil for your cause. The Blessed Mother sees your pain and will
    >>>>> save you from your misery.
    >>>> Wow, that sounds like some serious shit. I am flabbergasted that you
    >>>> would show such an interest and truly humbled by your sincerity and
    >>>> kindness.
    >>>>
    >>>>> May you have the happiest of birthdays today...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> A gift to you, my friend...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I would be honored to hire a home health care worker to shampoo your
    >>>>> hair, do your laundry, clean your refrigerator (waiting half a year to
    >>>>> do these things can lead to depression and irritability!) and hire a
    >>>>> therapist to help you deal with the abuse you have suffered at the hands
    >>>>> of your family. (They will surely spend an eternity in the lake fire...)
    >>>> That's what I am talking about, Sybil. You understand, you can
    >>>> relate, this has made me feel like a new man, just knowing that
    >>>> someone cares.
    >>>>
    >>>> One gets so down on their birthday when family doesn't show an
    >>>> interest. A person can get so desperate that he would ask for
    >>>> birthday wishes on a newsgroup, and that is what I did. It is almost
    >>>> like I am an old and decrepit man in the twilight of his life with no
    >>>> one that gives a damn about him, very disheartening.
    >>>>
    >>>>> And lastly, a years supply of Cialis.
    >>>> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair.
    >>>>
    >>>>> May God bless you and keep you, forever and ever.
    >>>>> Amen
    >>>> Right back at ya, Sybil.
    >>>>
    >>>> Altie
    >>> This was a nice thought, but I have a head full of hair. ???????
    >>> Altie, you don't put cialis on your head , but have a great birthday all the
    >>> same

    >>
    >> Jim, I am not bald. I thought most hair growth formulas are supposed
    >> to be applied directly to the head, right? Even if this Cialis is a
    >> hair growth hormone pill or something, I still don't need it.

    >
    >I believe the only time you would put Cialis on your head would be if
    >you were a dick head. :)
    >
    >http://www.cialis.com/index.jsp



    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
     
    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, Sep 20, 2006
    #9
  10. On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:14:02 -0500, "sbb78247"
    <> wrote:

    >not to make it a total loss, here is a total stranger telling you to go ****
    >yourself.
    >
    >HTH, HAND, and GFIA



    No, sbb78247, that didn't help. You know this thread was just a joke,
    don't you? When I am ready to mop the group with your face, I will
    let you know, you won't have to ask.

    HTH, HAND

    Altie
     
    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, Sep 20, 2006
    #10
  11. Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

    sbb78247 Guest

    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    > On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:14:02 -0500, "sbb78247"
    > <> wrote:
    >
    >> not to make it a total loss, here is a total stranger telling you to
    >> go **** yourself.
    >>
    >> HTH, HAND, and GFIA

    >
    >
    > No, sbb78247, that didn't help. You know this thread was just a joke,
    > don't you? When I am ready to mop the group with your face, I will
    > let you know, you won't have to ask.
    >
    > HTH, HAND
    >
    > Altie


    go take your meds fruitcake
     
    sbb78247, Sep 20, 2006
    #11
  12. sbb78247 wrote:
    > Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    >> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:14:02 -0500, "sbb78247"
    >> <> wrote:
    >>
    >>> not to make it a total loss, here is a total stranger telling you to
    >>> go **** yourself.
    >>>
    >>> HTH, HAND, and GFIA

    >>
    >>
    >> No, sbb78247, that didn't help. You know this thread was just a
    >> joke, don't you? When I am ready to mop the group with your face, I
    >> will let you know, you won't have to ask.
    >>
    >> HTH, HAND
    >>
    >> Altie

    >
    > go take your meds fruitcake


    He thinks he's a troll.

    I stopped replying to his posts because he drones and drones and drones
    and...

    On another note, I'm sorry we didn't get to see you. We had a wonderful
    time. :)

    --
    Rhonda Lea Kirk

    Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
    willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay
     
    Rhonda Lea Kirk, Sep 20, 2006
    #12
  13. On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:17:14 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
    <> wrote:

    >sbb78247 wrote:
    >> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    >>> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:14:02 -0500, "sbb78247"
    >>> <> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> not to make it a total loss, here is a total stranger telling you to
    >>>> go **** yourself.
    >>>>
    >>>> HTH, HAND, and GFIA
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> No, sbb78247, that didn't help. You know this thread was just a
    >>> joke, don't you? When I am ready to mop the group with your face, I
    >>> will let you know, you won't have to ask.
    >>>
    >>> HTH, HAND
    >>>
    >>> Altie

    >>
    >> go take your meds fruitcake

    >
    >He thinks he's a troll.
    >
    >I stopped replying to his posts because he drones and drones and drones
    >and...
    >


    She stopped replying to my posts because she couldn't out-drone me,
    that is what it really is. Trolls don't like that, at all.

    Altie
     
    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, Sep 21, 2006
    #13
  14. On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:26:56 -0500, "sbb78247"
    <> wrote:

    >Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:
    >> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:14:02 -0500, "sbb78247"
    >> <> wrote:
    >>
    >>> not to make it a total loss, here is a total stranger telling you to
    >>> go **** yourself.
    >>>
    >>> HTH, HAND, and GFIA

    >>
    >>
    >> No, sbb78247, that didn't help. You know this thread was just a joke,
    >> don't you? When I am ready to mop the group with your face, I will
    >> let you know, you won't have to ask.
    >>
    >> HTH, HAND
    >>
    >> Altie

    >
    >go take your meds fruitcake
    >


    Who takes fruitcake as medicine?
     
    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, Sep 21, 2006
    #14
  15. Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

    Au79 Guest

    Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ wrote:

    >
    > I know that there are sweet and caring people in here, I have seen
    > some of you posting and can tell that you have good hearts and are
    > kind.
    >
    > Thanks,
    >
    > Altie
    >


    From all of us that have reached computing nirvana through Linux... Happy
    Birthday!

    Sorry about your family situation, but think about it this way, it all
    builds character.

    --
    ....................
    http://www.vanwensveen.nl/rants/microsoft/IhateMS.html

    http://free.thelinuxstore.ca/
     
    Au79, Sep 21, 2006
    #15
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