WHY NO JOB.................

Discussion in 'MCSE' started by =?Utf-8?B?UkVNSUdVUw==?=, Dec 26, 2006.

  1. MY NAME IS REMIGUS AND I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK WHICH IS WHY MCSE
    PROFESSSIONAL FROM NIGERIA ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A JOB ON THE NET.
    I CURRENTLY HOLD A B.SC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH 3 MICROSOFT CERTIFICATIONS
    WHICH ARE MCP,MCSA AND MCSE AND I HAVE NOT GOTTING A JOB SINCE I HAVE BEEN
    CERTIFIED.
    I WILL BE GARATEFUL IF THIS CHANNEL CAN BE OF HELP
    =?Utf-8?B?UkVNSUdVUw==?=, Dec 26, 2006
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    PajaP Guest

    On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:18:01 -0800, REMIGUS
    <> wrote:

    >MY NAME IS REMIGUS AND I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK WHICH IS WHY MCSE
    >PROFESSSIONAL FROM NIGERIA ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A JOB ON THE NET.
    > I CURRENTLY HOLD A B.SC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH 3 MICROSOFT CERTIFICATIONS
    >WHICH ARE MCP,MCSA AND MCSE AND I HAVE NOT GOTTING A JOB SINCE I HAVE BEEN
    >CERTIFIED.
    > I WILL BE GARATEFUL IF THIS CHANNEL CAN BE OF HELP


    1. Too Loud
    2. Spelling
    3. Grammar
    4. What net?
    PajaP, Dec 26, 2006
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    Frisbee® Guest

    "REMIGUS" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > MY NAME IS REMIGUS AND I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK WHICH IS WHY MCSE
    > PROFESSSIONAL FROM NIGERIA ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A JOB ON THE
    > NET.
    > I CURRENTLY HOLD A B.SC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH 3 MICROSOFT
    > CERTIFICATIONS
    > WHICH ARE MCP,MCSA AND MCSE AND I HAVE NOT GOTTING A JOB SINCE I HAVE BEEN
    > CERTIFIED.
    > I WILL BE GARATEFUL IF THIS CHANNEL CAN BE OF HELP


    TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA
    DEAR SIR, MY NAME IS ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA, THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO MAJOR
    GENERAL ABDULKARIM ADISA, THE FORMER HONOURABLE MINISTER OF WORKS AND
    HOUSING OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. YOUR CONTACT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY
    MR. BIDEMI ADISA THE FIRST SON OF MAJOR GEN. ABDULKARIM ADISA AND HE GOT
    YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MICROSOFT.PUBLIC.CERT.EXAM.MCSE. ABDULKARIM ADISA WAS
    INVOLVED IN STUDYING FOR AND TAKING MICROSOFT EXAMS (WHICH WERE OUTLAWED BY
    THE JUNTA), JAILED AND SENTENCED TO DEATH ON THE 29TH APRIL, 1998 BY THE
    PRESIDENT OF SPECIAL MILITARY TRIBUNAL (SMT) LED BY MAJOR-GENERAL VICTOR
    MALU, ACCORDING TO THE MILITARY GOVERNMENT LAW THEN . AS A RESULT OF THIS,
    ALL HIS STUDY MATERIALS AND EXAM INFORMATION WERE SEIZED BY THE FEDERAL
    GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA. BUT NOW THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT THAT HAVE JUST TAKE
    OVER IS DOING SOMETHING TO SEE THAT THE SITUATION IS SOLVE AS SOON AS
    POSSIBLE FOR THE INTEREST OF DEMOCRACY AND WE PRAY EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT
    IF YOU CAN GIVE THIS FAMILY YOUR ASSISTANCE. MY MAIN PURPOSE OF CONTACTING
    YOU IS TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ASSIST THIS FAMILY. AFTER MY BROTHER
    HAS BEEN SENTENCED, HIS COURSE TUTOR INFORMED HIS FIRST SON IN CONFIDENCE
    THAT HIS FATHER DEPOSITED HIS CERTFICATION INFORMATION (INCLUDING THE LITTLE
    KNOWN URL OF THE MICROSOFT TRAINING AND CERTIFICATION SITE) WITH A SECURITY
    COMPANY IN EUROPE FOR SAFEKEEPING. TODAY, WE HAVE VISITED HIS FATHER AT THE
    PRISON TO CONFIRM, WHICH IS TRUE AND AS THE NEXT OF KIN, HE ADVISED HIM TO
    SECRETLY LOOK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER THAT IS RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY, SO
    THAT THEY CAN TRANSFER THIS VALUABLE AND RARE INFORMATION FOR SAFEKEEPING.
    IN ORDER HAND HE ADVISED THAT YOU WILL NEED TO GO TO EUROPE TO SETUP A
    HOTMAIL ACCOUNT SINCE THE INFORMATION IS THERE, WHERE THIS EMAIL WILL BE
    LODGED FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT AS YOU KNOW THIS DATA IS
    IN PLAIN-TEXT AND WAS KEPT IN A TRUNK BOX BY MY BROTHER WITH THE SECURITY
    COMPANY, THIS WAS DONE INTENTIONALLY FOR THE RAINING DAYS WHICH HAS FINALLY
    COME AS ENVISAGED BY HIM. THEREFORE, SINCE THEY GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH
    THEIR FATHER, THIS MADE ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE TRUSTWORTHY AND RELIABLE
    AND YOU WILL NOT LIKE TO INTIMIDATE THEM SINCE YOU HAVE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED
    TO THEIR FATHER. AS SOON AS WE GET THE READ RECIPT FROM YOU HOTMAIL ACCOUNT,
    BIDEMI AND THE MOTHER WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO SIT THE EXAMS.
    PLEASE TRY AND UNDERSTAND THAT WE REALLY NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION AND
    ATTENTION. BE REST ASSURED THAT THE SECURITY OF THIS TRANSACTION HAS BEEN
    SOLIDIFIED AND 100% HITCH-FREE THROUGH THE INFORMATION GIVEN TO US BY BOTH
    THE BANK MANAGER AND THE SECURITY COMPANY. I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT NOBODY
    KNOWS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION APART FROM MYSELF, THE FAMILY AND THE BANK
    MANAGER HENCE WE ARE THEREFORE GUARANTEEING YOU THAT THERE WILL BE NO
    PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND. BASED ON THE INCIDENT, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP THIS
    FAMILY, THEY HAVE AGREED TO OFFER YOU A PIRATE COPY OF WINDOWS 95 AND SOME
    BADLY PHOTOCOPIED BRAINDUMPS AS A COMPENSATION AND APPRECIATION FOR BRINGING
    UP LOST HOPE AND YOUR SINCE
    RE ASSISTANCE TO THIS FAMILY. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, KINDLY CONTACT ME AS
    SOON AS POSSIBLE VIA THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS. PLEASE WE ARE WAITING URGENTLY
    TO HEAR FROM YOU. THANK YOU, ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA
    Frisbee®, Dec 26, 2006
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    Briscobar Guest

    I am sympathetic towards your situation, Mr. Mamman Sir. I would like to
    help you in your time of need.
    Please email me back on my private address:


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    Briscobar, Dec 26, 2006
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  5. =?Utf-8?B?UkVNSUdVUw==?=

    JaR Guest

    On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:07:36 -0500, Frisbee® cast into the ether:

    > TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA


    *Snerk*

    PotD!

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    JaR, Dec 26, 2006
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    Frisbee® Guest

    "JaR" <> wrote in message
    news:p...
    > On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:07:36 -0500, Frisbee® cast into the ether:
    >
    >> TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA

    >
    > *Snerk*
    >
    > PotD!


    I can't take credit for it. It's from one of our MIA's from a few years
    ago. Every now and then a perfect posting comes up that calls for its
    reposting.
    Frisbee®, Dec 26, 2006
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    JaR Guest

    On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:33:01 -0500, Frisbee® cast into the ether:

    > I can't take credit for it. It's from one of our MIA's from a few years
    > ago. Every now and then a perfect posting comes up that calls for its
    > reposting.


    Ah, I thought it might be, but was too lazy to check. Well worth both the
    reposting and PotD(Repeat) though.

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    JaR, Dec 26, 2006
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  8. =?Utf-8?B?UkVNSUdVUw==?=

    TurkReno Guest

    =?Utf-8?B?UkVNSUdVUw==?= <> wrote in
    news::

    > MY NAME IS REMIGUS AND I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK WHICH IS WHY MCSE
    > PROFESSSIONAL FROM NIGERIA ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A JOB ON
    > THE NET.
    > I CURRENTLY HOLD A B.SC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH 3 MICROSOFT
    > CERTIFICATIONS
    > WHICH ARE MCP,MCSA AND MCSE AND I HAVE NOT GOTTING A JOB SINCE I HAVE
    > BEEN CERTIFIED.
    > I WILL BE GARATEFUL IF THIS CHANNEL CAN BE OF HELP


    Because you:

    1. Cannot spell.
    2. Type in caps.
    3. Do not realize that we do not care.

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    belief.
    TurkReno, Dec 26, 2006
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  9. =?Utf-8?B?UkVNSUdVUw==?=

    TurkReno Guest

    "Frisbee®" <> wrote in
    news:eLSSH#:

    > TODAY, WE HAVE VISITED HIS FATHER AT THE
    > PRISON TO CONFIRM, WHICH IS TRUE AND AS THE NEXT OF KIN, HE ADVISED
    > HIM TO SECRETLY LOOK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER THAT IS RELIABLE AND
    > TRUSTWORTHY, SO THAT THEY CAN TRANSFER THIS VALUABLE AND RARE
    > INFORMATION FOR SAFEKEEPING.


    Lies. Just tell him we killed him...oops.


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    TurkReno, Dec 27, 2006
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  10. =?Utf-8?B?UkVNSUdVUw==?=

    TurkReno Guest

    JaR <> wrote in news:pan.2006.12.26.16.09.15.375934
    @lakabux.com:

    > On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:07:36 -0500, Frisbee® cast into the ether:
    >
    >> TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA

    >
    > *Snerk*
    >
    > PotD!
    >


    I still think it gets PotD.

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    TurkReno, Dec 27, 2006
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  11. because certificated by microsoft means nothing,and I don't think you will
    got job by certificated...
    =?Utf-8?B?eHBib3l6Y3g=?=, Jan 2, 2007
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    Cerebrus Guest

    xpboyzcx wrote:
    > because certificated by microsoft means nothing,and I don't think you will
    > got job by certificated...


    Neither will you, 'coz there is no such thing as "certificated" !

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    Cerebrus, Jan 2, 2007
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    BD[MCNGP] Guest

    "xpboyzcx" <> wrote in message
    news:D...
    > because certificated by microsoft means nothing,and I don't think you will
    > got job by certificated...


    You are correct, 'certificated' means nothing. There is no such word as
    'certificated', you made it up.

    Ok, so now that you've established you like XP Boyz, why are you in a M$
    'certificated' newsgroup if the M$ *certificate* means nothing to you. Why are
    you here? What is your purpose?

    If you're looking for little boys, then try alt.lifestyles.foad, OR, email
    ILikeLittleBoys <AT> PervertedJustice <DOT> com


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    BD[MCNGP], Jan 2, 2007
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