when will these idiots learn wtf a "G" force is

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by richard, Apr 20, 2010.

1. richardGuest

Here we go again with the mythbusting dorks trying to explain physics.
They hook up an accelerometer to a dummy head. Then begin smashing beer
bottles against it.

Duhh. What does this device do exactly? It is supposed to measure how fast
an object accelerates. So why are they using it to acquire g force

Beats me. But a g force is simple math. 1 g is your body at rest. 2 g's
means that your body will feel twice as heavy and requires twice the work.
It is a known fact that astronauts blasting off in the shuttle experience
something like 6 g's or so. Air force pilots can only handle 7 g's without
a g suit. At 14 g's most people black out if not laying down.

One of the bottles hit the dummy's head with a reported 100g force.
Horsehockey!

These two idiots should stick to special effects.

richard, Apr 20, 2010

2. Beauregard T. ShagnastyGuest

richard wrote:

> Here we go again

...with you spewing stuff you know very little about. How about if we see
how you feel after being whacked on the head? (Oh, maybe someone

Give it a rest.

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Beauregard T. Shagnasty, Apr 20, 2010

3. Mike YettoGuest

richard <> writes and having writ moves on.
> Here we go again with the mythbusting dorks trying to explain physics.
> They hook up an accelerometer to a dummy head. Then begin smashing beer
> bottles against it.
>
> Duhh. What does this device do exactly? It is supposed to measure how fast
> an object accelerates. So why are they using it to acquire g force
>

Possibly because 1 g is acceleration applied by the earth to all
objects near the surface.

> Beats me. But a g force is simple math. 1 g is your body at rest. 2 g's
> means that your body will feel twice as heavy and requires twice the work.
> It is a known fact that astronauts blasting off in the shuttle experience
> something like 6 g's or so. Air force pilots can only handle 7 g's without
> a g suit. At 14 g's most people black out if not laying down.
>

I suppose they could have converted the acceleration of the
dummy's head to something like 16.67 astronaut-blasting-off.

> One of the bottles hit the dummy's head with a reported 100g force.
> Horsehockey!
>

No, direct measurement.

> These two idiots should stick to special effects.

Mike "you should stick to the special bus" Yetto
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Mike Yetto, Apr 20, 2010
4. Mike YettoGuest

Evan Platt <> writes and having writ moves on.
> On Mon, 19 Apr 2010 23:55:57 -0400, "Beauregard T. Shagnasty"
><> wrote:
>
>>richard wrote:
>>
>>> Here we go again

>>
>>..with you spewing stuff you know very little about.

>
> That's the only thing that can happen. Because it's obvious there's
> nothing st00pid knows anything about.
>
> And seriously, "horsehockey"?
>
> Who the fruck says "Horsehockey"??
>

Col. Sherman T. Potter, M.A.S.H 4077

> That's like something a 90 year old grandfather in a comedy show says.

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Mike Yetto, Apr 20, 2010
5. Bucky BreederGuest

The Old Sourdough <> via
news::

> Meat Plow mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>> On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 07:34:19 -0500, The Old Sourdough
>><>wrote:

>
>>> Meat Plow mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>> On Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:25:56 -0700, richard
>>>> <>wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Here we go again with the mythbusting dorks trying to explain
>>>>>physics. They hook up an accelerometer to a dummy head. Then begin
>>>>>smashing beer bottles against it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Duhh. What does this device do exactly? It is supposed to measure how
>>>>>fast an object accelerates. So why are they using it to acquire g
>>>
>>>> So acceleration and G forces have nothing to do with each other?
>>>
>>>St00pids comprehension ends when the words become polysyllabic....

>
>> I honestly don't know how he gets by living by himself. How does he
>> know how to do complex things like putting one foot if front of the
>> other to walk?

>
> Brings to mind the old joke about the blond and the Walkman...

A blonde, a Walkman and a "G" force walk into a bar...

.... and the blonde says "Are all you guys in the same band?"

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6. richardGuest

On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 05:59:00 -0500, The Old Sourdough wrote:

> richard mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>> Here we go again with the mythbusting dorks trying to explain physics.
>> They hook up an accelerometer to a dummy head. Then begin smashing beer
>> bottles against it.

>
>> Duhh. What does this device do exactly? It is supposed to measure how fast
>> an object accelerates.

>
> And how fast an object decelerates.
>
>> So why are they using it to acquire g force

>
> Because it works equally to measure deceleration.
>
>> Beats me. But a g force is simple math.

>
> Well, that puts it beyond your understanding.
>
>> 1 g is your body at rest. 2 g's
>> means that your body will feel twice as heavy and requires twice the work.
>> It is a known fact that astronauts blasting off in the shuttle experience
>> something like 6 g's or so.

>
> Not even close.
>
>> Air force pilots can only handle 7 g's without
>> a g suit. At 14 g's most people black out if not laying down.

>
> Aha! I think you've been subjected to too many Gs, and have not
> yet recovered from your blackout.
>
>> One of the bottles hit the dummy's head with a reported 100g force.
>> Horsehockey!

>
> Let me try it on you. Please.
>
>> These two idiots should stick to special effects.

>
> Oh. Suddenly they're not stuntmen?
>
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-force
>
> Pay special attention to the paragraph on human tolerance of
> G-force, and the one on short G-foce durations. I know it uses
> letters and numbers of more than one digit, so you'll probably
> need help, but someone can probably explain the hard parts to
> you, given sufficient repetition. (on second thought, probably
> not)

Obviously, you failed to read the content.
That photo of the dragster was there for a reason. Did you note how many
g's the driver experiences? 5.3.
Nowhere near the 50 to 100 g's the tv idiots were reporting.

As far as I'm concerned, they placed the meter on the wrong object.
It should have been attached to the moving object. All they got was a
measurement of how the dummy head reacted.

Another thing, they might have even used the wrong instrument. What they
needed to measure with is their little gadget that shows how hard an object
is being struck.

richard, Apr 20, 2010
7. JordonGuest

richard wrote:
> Here we go again with the mythbusting dorks trying to explain physics.
> They hook up an accelerometer to a dummy head. Then begin smashing beer
> bottles against it.
>
> Duhh. What does this device do exactly? It is supposed to measure how fast
> an object accelerates. So why are they using it to acquire g force
>
> Beats me. But a g force is simple math. 1 g is your body at rest. 2 g's
> means that your body will feel twice as heavy and requires twice the work.
> It is a known fact that astronauts blasting off in the shuttle experience
> something like 6 g's or so. Air force pilots can only handle 7 g's without
> a g suit. At 14 g's most people black out if not laying down.
>
> One of the bottles hit the dummy's head with a reported 100g force.
> Horsehockey!
>
> These two idiots should stick to special effects.

Sharp as a marble you are.

Jordon, Apr 20, 2010
8. AardvarkGuest

On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:41:16 -0700, richard wrote:

> Another thing, they might have even used the wrong instrument. What they
> needed to measure with is their little gadget that shows how hard an
> object is being struck.

What? Like an accelerometer?

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Aardvark, Apr 20, 2010
9. Beauregard T. ShagnastyGuest

richard wrote:

> The Old Sourdough wrote:

>> richard mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>> Here we go again ... [g-forces]

>>
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-force
>>
>> Pay special attention to the paragraph on human tolerance of
>> G-force, and the one on short G-foce durations. I know it uses
>> letters and numbers of more than one digit, so you'll probably
>> need help, but someone can probably explain the hard parts to
>> you, given sufficient repetition. (on second thought, probably
>> not)

>
> Obviously, you failed to read the content.

Obviously, you failed to ... oh, what's the use?

From the above link: "A hard slap on the face may briefly impose
*hundreds of g* locally but not produce any real damage; a constant 16 g
for a minute, however, may be deadly."

> That photo of the dragster was there for a reason. Did you note how
> many g's the driver experiences? 5.3.
> Nowhere near the 50 to 100 g's the tv idiots were reporting.

And also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_(mechanics)

Dragster acceleration - over time - is one hell of a lot slower than the

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-Four wheels carry the body; two wheels move the soul

Beauregard T. Shagnasty, Apr 20, 2010
10. chuckcarGuest

richard <> wrote in
news:1cmm46xaze451.1zpmjlp567rw\$:

> Here we go again with the mythbusting dorks trying to explain physics.
> They hook up an accelerometer to a dummy head. Then begin smashing
> beer bottles against it.
>
> Duhh. What does this device do exactly? It is supposed to measure how
> fast an object accelerates. So why are they using it to acquire g
>
> Beats me. But a g force is simple math. 1 g is your body at rest. 2
> g's means that your body will feel twice as heavy and requires twice
> the work. It is a known fact that astronauts blasting off in the
> shuttle experience something like 6 g's or so. Air force pilots can
> only handle 7 g's without a g suit. At 14 g's most people black out if
> not laying down.
>
> One of the bottles hit the dummy's head with a reported 100g force.
> Horsehockey!
>
> These two idiots should stick to special effects.
>

And you should stay away from science period. G force is just that: the
number of times the force *any* force is divided by the force of gravity
on earth at sea level. That can be pressure of a can opener on the top
of a can, a punch or the wind rushing between your ears. Anything.

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chuckcar, Apr 20, 2010
11. AardvarkGuest

On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:24:50 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:

> On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:02:58 +0000 (UTC), Aardvark
> <>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:41:16 -0700, richard wrote:
>>
>>> Another thing, they might have even used the wrong instrument. What
>>> they needed to measure with is their little gadget that shows how hard
>>> an object is being struck.

>>
>>What? Like an accelerometer?

>
> I guess he doesn't know those things not only cover acceleration they
> cover deceleration too.

He seems to be unable to grasp the simplest of scientific (or even legal)
principles. Not only that, he also would appear to mis-hear, mis-see and
misunderstand all kinds of input.

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Aardvark, Apr 21, 2010
12. Mike YettoGuest

Meat Plow <Meat> writes and having writ moves on.
> On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:02:58 +0000 (UTC), Aardvark
><>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:41:16 -0700, richard wrote:
>>
>>> Another thing, they might have even used the wrong instrument. What they
>>> needed to measure with is their little gadget that shows how hard an
>>> object is being struck.

>>
>>What? Like an accelerometer?

>
> I guess he doesn't know those things not only cover acceleration they
> cover deceleration too.

Just like nails. You use about half of them on the other wall.

Mike "depends on where they're pointing" Yetto
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In practice they are not.

Mike Yetto, Apr 21, 2010
13. Mike YettoGuest

Aardvark <> writes and having writ moves on.
> On Wed, 21 Apr 2010 08:24:50 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:02:58 +0000 (UTC), Aardvark
>> <>wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:41:16 -0700, richard wrote:
>>>
>>>> Another thing, they might have even used the wrong instrument. What
>>>> they needed to measure with is their little gadget that shows how hard
>>>> an object is being struck.
>>>
>>>What? Like an accelerometer?

>>
>> I guess he doesn't know those things not only cover acceleration they
>> cover deceleration too.

>
> He seems to be unable to grasp the simplest of scientific (or even legal)
> principles. Not only that, he also would appear to mis-hear, mis-see and
> misunderstand all kinds of input.
>

Someone once explained ROT13 to him, and somehow it stuck.

Mike "furrfu" Yetto
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In practice they are not.

Mike Yetto, Apr 21, 2010