Vista Advertising Ineffective; Software Pirates Eliminated; Microsoft in Court

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Roy.Schestowitz@gmail.com, Feb 21, 2007.

  1. Guest

    OS Advertising: Why Microsoft Is Still Lagging Behind

    ,----[ Quote ]
    | Microsoft, Time to Join Reality. I understand that Microsoft has no
    | desire to take "jab style" commercials at Apple. Fine, but you had
    | better clue into one thing: what you were doing with XP marketing
    | was light years better than what has happened with Vista.
    `----
     
    , Feb 21, 2007
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  2. WhzzKdd Guest

    wrote:
    > OS Advertising: Why Microsoft Is Still Lagging Behind
    >
    > ,----[ Quote ]
    >> Microsoft, Time to Join Reality. I understand that Microsoft has no
    >> desire to take "jab style" commercials at Apple. Fine, but you had
    >> better clue into one thing: what you were doing with XP marketing
    >> was light years better than what has happened with Vista.

    > `----


    From whence cometh the quote?
     
    WhzzKdd, Feb 21, 2007
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  3. B Gruff Guest

    On Wednesday 21 February 2007 19:36 WhzzKdd wrote:

    > wrote:
    >> OS Advertising: Why Microsoft Is Still Lagging Behind
    >>
    >> ,----[ Quote ]
    >>> Microsoft, Time to Join Reality. I understand that Microsoft has no
    >>> desire to take "jab style" commercials at Apple. Fine, but you had
    >>> better clue into one thing: what you were doing with XP marketing
    >>> was light years better than what has happened with Vista.

    >> `----

    >
    > From whence cometh the quote?


    From a troll spamming a whole set of newsgroups, and pretending to be Roy
    Schestowitz.
     
    B Gruff, Feb 21, 2007
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  4. 7 Guest

    Re: Pista Advertising Ineffective; Remove Pista Now

    nym shifting forger and coward asstroturfer wrote
    on behalf of micoshaft corporation:

    > O


    Pista Advertising Ineffective so let us De-Pistify your PC!!!


    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    +                                                         +
    +          Micoshaft Pista Newcomer FAQ and Primer        +
    +                  Edition: 21 - 9/24/06                  +
    +                 Group: Pista Installees                 +
    +                                                         +
    +       Copyright (c) 2007 Pista Removal Reality Team     +
    +            Sponsored by Micoshaft Corporation           +
    +                Released Under GPL 3 License             +
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


    Welcome to the Windopz De-Pistification FAQette.

    WoW that was a mouthful wasn't it boys and girls?!

    Have you De-Pistified your PC?

    Let me explain:

    You bought vista crap from our sponsor micoshaft corporation
    and you realize after hours of reboots and re-installs
    that our sponsor micoshaft has taken the piss out of you. So you
    decide that this vista Pista is not for you.
    Now you want to de-install Pista but expee takes up even
    more hours and all your driver
    diskettes are mislaid/lost and application cds are fscked
    because your dog has been shagging it for some time, etc, etc, etc.
    Oh Smuck is me you cry out in vain as your PC craps out on you
    leaving you with nothing despite you having paid truck loads of money.

    Then light at the end of the tunnel appears in the form
    of Linux. Now you get angry and use Linux in anger to recover
    you data. RAAAAARRRrrrr... you growl through into the night
    recovering data, learning GNU/Linux and by midnight all your
    work is done, your computers are working, you learned many
    things and Linux with Beryl is the king. You can sleep in peace
    knowing Linux is your friend and share your dreams
    with others...

     Get Linux here...
     http://www.livecdlist.com
     http://www.distrowatch.com

     For Beryl, downloaded latest beta release
     of Ubuntu (Feisty Fawn)...
     http://cdimage.ubuntu.com/releases/feisty/herd-3/

     Install Beryl using the 3 click guide which links from here...
     http://wiki.beryl-project.org/wiki/Install_Beryl_on_Ubuntu

     And so WoW, after 3 clicks, you have Beryl up and running on your PC!!!
      
    All that remains is now for you to stick the De-Pistification
    Inventory label on your PC to complete the job...

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    +                                                         +
    +                 Windopz De-Pistified PC                 +
    +                   OS: Ubuntu + Beryl                    +
    +                  Edition: 21 - 9/24/06                  +
    +                   SN: 69 68 69 96 69                    +
    +                                                         +
    +       Copyright (c) 2006 Pista Removal Reality Team     +
    +                Released Under GPL 3 License             +
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Be sure to come back for more in the next installation
    of Micoshaft Pista Removal FAQ and Primer - Edition 22.
     
    7, Feb 21, 2007
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