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  1. i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria
    or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it

    wale from nigeria
     
    okunbolade wale, Dec 7, 2004
    #1
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  2. http://www.bi-traxaxxent.com/

    Wayne McGlinn
    Brisbane, Oz

    "okunbolade wale" <> wrote in message
    news:10a001c4dbfc$249b1000$...
    > i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria
    > or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it
    >
    > wale from nigeria
     
    Wayne McGlinn, Dec 7, 2004
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  3. okunbolade wale

    Neil Guest

    did you hear "Wayne McGlinn" <> say in news:u9tVOkA3EHA.3244
    @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

    > http://www.bi-traxaxxent.com/


    what did that take you, 5 seconds on google? <g>

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
    learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
    their apparent disinclination to do so."
    -- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
     
    Neil, Dec 7, 2004
    #3
  4. Heh :) Actually, it did take a little bit longer, only because I went
    through Microsoft's site to try and find a CTEC (or whatever they're called
    this year) Love your banter with Laura and Bob on another ng!

    Wayne

    "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:Xns95B7E142D975Dneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
    > did you hear "Wayne McGlinn" <> say in news:u9tVOkA3EHA.3244
    > @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
    >
    > > http://www.bi-traxaxxent.com/

    >
    > what did that take you, 5 seconds on google? <g>
    >
    > --
    > Neil MCNGP #30
    > "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
    > learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
    > their apparent disinclination to do so."
    > -- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
     
    Wayne McGlinn, Dec 7, 2004
    #4
  5. okunbolade wale wrote:
    > i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria
    > or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it
    >
    > wale from nigeria


    TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA

    DEAR SIR, MY NAME IS ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA, THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO MAJOR
    GENERAL ABDULKARIM ADISA, THE FORMER HONOURABLE MINISTER OF WORKS AND
    HOUSING OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. YOUR CONTACT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY
    MR. BIDEMI ADISA THE FIRST SON OF MAJOR GEN. ABDULKARIM ADISA AND HE GOT
    YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MICROSOFT.PUBLIC.CERT.EXAM.MCSE. ABDULKARIM ADISA WAS
    INVOLVED IN STUDYING FOR AND TAKING MICROSOFT EXAMS (WHICH WERE OUTLAWED BY
    THE JUNTA), JAILED AND SENTENCED TO DEATH ON THE 29TH APRIL, 1998 BY THE
    PRESIDENT OF SPECIAL MILITARY TRIBUNAL (SMT) LED BY MAJOR-GENERAL VICTOR
    MALU, ACCORDING TO THE MILITARY GOVERNMENT LAW THEN . AS A RESULT OF THIS,
    ALL HIS STUDY MATERIALS AND EXAM INFORMATION WERE SEIZED BY THE FEDERAL
    GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA. BUT NOW THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT THAT HAVE JUST TAKE
    OVER IS DOING SOMETHING TO SEE THAT THE SITUATION IS SOLVE AS SOON AS
    POSSIBLE FOR THE INTEREST OF DEMOCRACY AND WE PRAY EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT
    IF YOU CAN GIVE THIS FAMILY YOUR ASSISTANCE. MY MAIN PURPOSE OF CONTACTING
    YOU IS TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ASSIST THIS FAMILY. AFTER MY BROTHER
    HAS BEEN SENTENCED, HIS COURSE TUTOR INFORMED HIS FIRST SON IN CONFIDENCE
    THAT HIS FATHER DEPOSITED HIS CERTFICATION INFORMATION (INCLUDING THE LITTLE
    KNOWN URL OF THE MICROSOFT TRAINING AND CERTIFICATION SITE) WITH A SECURITY
    COMPANY IN EUROPE FOR SAFEKEEPING. TODAY, WE HAVE VISITED HIS FATHER AT THE
    PRISON TO CONFIRM, WHICH IS TRUE AND AS THE NEXT OF KIN, HE ADVISED HIM TO
    SECRETLY LOOK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER THAT IS RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY, SO
    THAT THEY CAN TRANSFER THIS VALUABLE AND RARE INFORMATION FOR SAFEKEEPING.
    IN ORDER HAND HE ADVISED THAT YOU WILL NEED TO GO TO EUROPE TO SETUP A
    HOTMAIL ACCOUNT SINCE THE INFORMATION IS THERE, WHERE THIS EMAIL WILL BE
    LODGED FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT AS YOU KNOW THIS DATA IS
    IN PLAIN-TEXT AND WAS KEPT IN A TRUNK BOX BY MY BROTHER WITH THE SECURITY
    COMPANY, THIS WAS DONE INTENTIONALLY FOR THE RAINING DAYS WHICH HAS FINALLY
    COME AS ENVISAGED BY HIM. THEREFORE, SINCE THEY GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH
    THEIR FATHER, THIS MADE ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE TRUSTWORTHY AND RELIABLE
    AND YOU WILL NOT LIKE TO INTIMIDATE THEM SINCE YOU HAVE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED
    TO THEIR FATHER. AS SOON AS WE GET THE READ RECIPT FROM YOU HOTMAIL ACCOUNT,
    BIDEMI AND THE MOTHER WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO SIT THE EXAMS.
    PLEASE TRY AND UNDERSTAND THAT WE REALLY NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION AND
    ATTENTION. BE REST ASSURED THAT THE SECURITY OF THIS TRANSACTION HAS BEEN
    SOLIDIFIED AND 100% HITCH-FREE THROUGH THE INFORMATION GIVEN TO US BY BOTH
    THE BANK MANAGER AND THE SECURITY COMPANY. I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT NOBODY
    KNOWS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION APART FROM MYSELF, THE FAMILY AND THE BANK
    MANAGER HENCE WE ARE THEREFORE GUARANTEEING YOU THAT THERE WILL BE NO
    PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND. BASED ON THE INCIDENT, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP THIS
    FAMILY, THEY HAVE AGREED TO OFFER YOU A PIRATE COPY OF WINDOWS 95 AND SOME
    BADLY PHOTOCOPIED BRAINDUMPS AS A COMPENSATION AND APPRECIATION FOR BRINGING
    UP LOST HOPE AND YOUR SINCE RE ASSISTANCE TO THIS FAMILY. IF YOU ARE
    INTERESTED, KINDLY CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE VIA THE ABOVE EMAIL
    ADDRESS. PLEASE WE ARE WAITING URGENTLY TO HEAR FROM YOU. THANK YOU, ALHAJI.
    MAMMAN JOS ADISA

    --
    Fris "{$1 to Andy Foster}" bee®, MCNGP #13

    The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
    http://www.mcngp.com

    Certaholics
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
     
    =?iso-8859-1?Q?Frisbee=AE?=, Dec 7, 2004
    #5
  6. does the copy of windows 95 come on floppies?

    On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 10:38:35 -0500, Frisbee®
    <> wrote:

    >okunbolade wale wrote:
    >> i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria
    >> or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it
    >>
    >> wale from nigeria

    >
    >TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA
    >
    >DEAR SIR, MY NAME IS ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA, THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO MAJOR
    >GENERAL ABDULKARIM ADISA, THE FORMER HONOURABLE MINISTER OF WORKS AND
    >HOUSING OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. YOUR CONTACT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY
    >MR. BIDEMI ADISA THE FIRST SON OF MAJOR GEN. ABDULKARIM ADISA AND HE GOT
    >YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MICROSOFT.PUBLIC.CERT.EXAM.MCSE. ABDULKARIM ADISA WAS
    >INVOLVED IN STUDYING FOR AND TAKING MICROSOFT EXAMS (WHICH WERE OUTLAWED BY
    >THE JUNTA), JAILED AND SENTENCED TO DEATH ON THE 29TH APRIL, 1998 BY THE
    >PRESIDENT OF SPECIAL MILITARY TRIBUNAL (SMT) LED BY MAJOR-GENERAL VICTOR
    >MALU, ACCORDING TO THE MILITARY GOVERNMENT LAW THEN . AS A RESULT OF THIS,
    >ALL HIS STUDY MATERIALS AND EXAM INFORMATION WERE SEIZED BY THE FEDERAL
    >GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA. BUT NOW THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT THAT HAVE JUST TAKE
    >OVER IS DOING SOMETHING TO SEE THAT THE SITUATION IS SOLVE AS SOON AS
    >POSSIBLE FOR THE INTEREST OF DEMOCRACY AND WE PRAY EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT
    >IF YOU CAN GIVE THIS FAMILY YOUR ASSISTANCE. MY MAIN PURPOSE OF CONTACTING
    >YOU IS TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ASSIST THIS FAMILY. AFTER MY BROTHER
    >HAS BEEN SENTENCED, HIS COURSE TUTOR INFORMED HIS FIRST SON IN CONFIDENCE
    >THAT HIS FATHER DEPOSITED HIS CERTFICATION INFORMATION (INCLUDING THE LITTLE
    >KNOWN URL OF THE MICROSOFT TRAINING AND CERTIFICATION SITE) WITH A SECURITY
    >COMPANY IN EUROPE FOR SAFEKEEPING. TODAY, WE HAVE VISITED HIS FATHER AT THE
    >PRISON TO CONFIRM, WHICH IS TRUE AND AS THE NEXT OF KIN, HE ADVISED HIM TO
    >SECRETLY LOOK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER THAT IS RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY, SO
    >THAT THEY CAN TRANSFER THIS VALUABLE AND RARE INFORMATION FOR SAFEKEEPING.
    >IN ORDER HAND HE ADVISED THAT YOU WILL NEED TO GO TO EUROPE TO SETUP A
    >HOTMAIL ACCOUNT SINCE THE INFORMATION IS THERE, WHERE THIS EMAIL WILL BE
    >LODGED FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT AS YOU KNOW THIS DATA IS
    >IN PLAIN-TEXT AND WAS KEPT IN A TRUNK BOX BY MY BROTHER WITH THE SECURITY
    >COMPANY, THIS WAS DONE INTENTIONALLY FOR THE RAINING DAYS WHICH HAS FINALLY
    >COME AS ENVISAGED BY HIM. THEREFORE, SINCE THEY GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH
    >THEIR FATHER, THIS MADE ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE TRUSTWORTHY AND RELIABLE
    >AND YOU WILL NOT LIKE TO INTIMIDATE THEM SINCE YOU HAVE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED
    >TO THEIR FATHER. AS SOON AS WE GET THE READ RECIPT FROM YOU HOTMAIL ACCOUNT,
    >BIDEMI AND THE MOTHER WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO SIT THE EXAMS.
    >PLEASE TRY AND UNDERSTAND THAT WE REALLY NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION AND
    >ATTENTION. BE REST ASSURED THAT THE SECURITY OF THIS TRANSACTION HAS BEEN
    >SOLIDIFIED AND 100% HITCH-FREE THROUGH THE INFORMATION GIVEN TO US BY BOTH
    >THE BANK MANAGER AND THE SECURITY COMPANY. I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT NOBODY
    >KNOWS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION APART FROM MYSELF, THE FAMILY AND THE BANK
    >MANAGER HENCE WE ARE THEREFORE GUARANTEEING YOU THAT THERE WILL BE NO
    >PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND. BASED ON THE INCIDENT, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP THIS
    >FAMILY, THEY HAVE AGREED TO OFFER YOU A PIRATE COPY OF WINDOWS 95 AND SOME
    >BADLY PHOTOCOPIED BRAINDUMPS AS A COMPENSATION AND APPRECIATION FOR BRINGING
    >UP LOST HOPE AND YOUR SINCE RE ASSISTANCE TO THIS FAMILY. IF YOU ARE
    >INTERESTED, KINDLY CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE VIA THE ABOVE EMAIL
    >ADDRESS. PLEASE WE ARE WAITING URGENTLY TO HEAR FROM YOU. THANK YOU, ALHAJI.
    >MAMMAN JOS ADISA



    Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
     
    The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere, Dec 7, 2004
    #6
  7. The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
    > does the copy of windows 95 come on floppies?


    <Whack> Pay attention!

    It says "pirated", so it's on CD or DVD!

    Oh, wait... It's from Nigeria.

    You'll be getting a 10,000 page source listing.

    --
    Fris "You pay shipping" bee®, MCNGP #13

    The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
    http://www.mcngp.com

    Certaholics
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
     
    =?iso-8859-1?Q?Frisbee=AE?=, Dec 7, 2004
    #7
  8. okunbolade wale

    Neil Guest

    did you hear "Wayne McGlinn" <> say in news:O16aBmB3EHA.3380
    @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

    > Love your banter with Laura and Bob on another ng!
    >


    I had some serious "Banter" with Chuck...

    we aim to amuse...mainly becuse we're incapable of much else...

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
    learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
    their apparent disinclination to do so."
    -- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
     
    Neil, Dec 7, 2004
    #8
  9. >I had some serious "Banter" with Chuck...
    >
    >we aim to amuse...mainly becuse we're incapable of much else...


    BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH

    Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
     
    The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere, Dec 7, 2004
    #9
  10. okunbolade wale

    Neil Guest

    did you hear The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> say in
    news::

    > BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH


    very good! you're almost banter worthy in the other realm

    --
    Neil MCNGP #30
    "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
    learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
    their apparent disinclination to do so."
    -- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
     
    Neil, Dec 7, 2004
    #10
  11. okunbolade wale

    Mike T. Guest

    "Frisbee®" <> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
    news:%...
    > okunbolade wale wrote:
    >> i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria
    >> or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it
    >>
    >> wale from nigeria

    >
    > TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA
    >
    > DEAR SIR, MY NAME IS ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA, THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO
    > MAJOR
    > GENERAL ABDULKARIM ADISA, THE FORMER HONOURABLE MINISTER OF WORKS AND
    > HOUSING OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.


    GENERAL:
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
    I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

    ALL:
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

    GENERAL:
    I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

    ALL:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    He is the very model of a modern Major-General.

    --
    Mike T.
    MCNGP #XLI
     
    Mike T., Dec 11, 2004
    #11
  12. okunbolade wale

    JaR Guest

    In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Mike T. climbed on a soapbox & opined:

    > GENERAL:
    > I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    > I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    > <Schnipz>


    Messrs G&S on line two...

    Something about "atonal dissonance" and "eviscerating live cats"?

    JaR
    Critical Thug
     
    JaR, Dec 13, 2004
    #12
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