Upgrading to Digital

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  1. Guest

    I want to upgrade to digital. I am still using and obsolete analog
    penis when I have sex. I'd like to replace it with a modern digital
    model. Has anyone done this? Is it painful? Costly? Are there any
    side effects or dangers? Do they make a model with a remote control,
    or better yet, one that can be controlled over the internet so I can
    screw a woman while I'm at work?

    I heard about these at the bar last night on new years even and I want
    to get me one of them.
    , Jan 1, 2006
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  2. Wang Guest

    In article <>,
    wrote:

    > I want to upgrade to digital. I am still using and obsolete analog
    > penis when I have sex. I'd like to replace it with a modern digital
    > model. Has anyone done this? Is it painful? Costly? Are there any
    > side effects or dangers? Do they make a model with a remote control,
    > or better yet, one that can be controlled over the internet so I can
    > screw a woman while I'm at work?
    >
    > I heard about these at the bar last night on new years even and I want
    > to get me one of them.


    When cleaning, just don't wipe in circular motions. Rub from in to out.

    Wang
    Wang, Jan 1, 2006
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  3. Richard C. Guest

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    <> wrote in message
    news:...
    >I want to upgrade to digital. I am still using and obsolete analog
    > penis when I have sex. I'd like to replace it with a modern digital
    > model. Has anyone done this? Is it painful? Costly? Are there any
    > side effects or dangers? Do they make a model with a remote control,
    > or better yet, one that can be controlled over the internet so I can
    > screw a woman while I'm at work?
    >
    > I heard about these at the bar last night on new years even and I want
    > to get me one of them.
    >

    ============================
    You have to get rid of your old one first.
    Cut it off and throw it away.
    Richard C., Jan 4, 2006
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  4. Roy L. Fuchs Guest

    On Wed, 4 Jan 2006 13:07:00 -0800, "Richard C."
    <> Gave us:

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    ><> wrote in message
    >news:...
    >>I want to upgrade to digital. I am still using and obsolete analog
    >> penis when I have sex. I'd like to replace it with a modern digital
    >> model. Has anyone done this? Is it painful? Costly? Are there any
    >> side effects or dangers? Do they make a model with a remote control,
    >> or better yet, one that can be controlled over the internet so I can
    >> screw a woman while I'm at work?
    >>
    >> I heard about these at the bar last night on new years even and I want
    >> to get me one of them.
    >>

    >============================
    >You have to get rid of your old one first.
    >Cut it off and throw it away.


    Be sure to rent a DV camera and "film" the whack job.
    Roy L. Fuchs, Jan 4, 2006
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