Two male centipedes.....

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Brian H¹©, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. Brian H¹©

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a gorgeous
    looking female centipede.
    One turns to his firens and says

    What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    legs......................................
     
    Brian H¹©, Feb 25, 2004
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  2. Brian H¹©

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Brian H¹© said:

    > Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a gorgeous
    > looking female centipede.
    > One turns to his firens and says


    firens? read friend

    >
    > What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    > legs......................................
     
    Brian H¹©, Feb 25, 2004
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  3. Brian H¹©

    ICee Guest

    Brian H¹© wrote:
    > Brian H¹© said:
    >
    >> Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a
    >> gorgeous looking female centipede.
    >> One turns to his firens and says

    >
    > firens? read friend


    Firens:
    1.) (informal) friend; sometimes used by centipedes in silly jokes.

    >> What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    >> legs......................................
     
    ICee, Feb 25, 2004
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  4. Brian H¹©

    Brian H¹© Guest

    ICee said:

    > Brian H¹© wrote:
    >> Brian H¹© said:
    >>
    >>> Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a
    >>> gorgeous looking female centipede.
    >>> One turns to his firens and says

    >>
    >> firens? read friend

    >
    > Firens:
    > 1.) (informal) friend; sometimes used by centipedes in silly jokes.


    2.) or typed by someone who gets his left hand mixed up with his right hand.

    >
    >>> What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    >>> legs......................................
     
    Brian H¹©, Feb 25, 2004
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  5. Brian H¹©

    ICee Guest

    Brian H¹© wrote:
    > ICee said:
    >
    >> Brian H¹© wrote:
    >>> Brian H¹© said:
    >>>
    >>>> Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a
    >>>> gorgeous looking female centipede.
    >>>> One turns to his firens and says
    >>>
    >>> firens? read friend

    >>
    >> Firens:
    >> 1.) (informal) friend; sometimes used by centipedes in silly jokes.

    >
    > 2.) or typed by someone who gets his left hand mixed up with his
    > right hand.


    I know what you mean; happens to me all the time. A tpyist I'm not. ;)

    >>>> What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    >>>> legs......................................
     
    ICee, Feb 25, 2004
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  6. Brian H¹©

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Bernie Shaw said:

    > "Brian H¹©" <-vine.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message
    > news:XW2%b.878$bJ1.366@newsfe1-win...
    >> Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a gorgeous
    >> looking female centipede.
    >> One turns to his firens and says
    >>
    >> What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    >> legs......................................
    >>
    >>

    >
    > An Elephant encounters a Camel in the street. He askes: why do you have 2
    > tits on your back?
    > The Camel replies: that's a stupid question for a guy with a dick growing
    > out of his face.....


    PML
     
    Brian H¹©, Feb 25, 2004
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  7. Brian H¹©

    Unknown Guest

    That's as funny as a rubber crutch.
    "Brian H¹©" <-vine.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message
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    > Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a gorgeous
    > looking female centipede.
    > One turns to his firens and says
    >
    > What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    > legs......................................
    >
    >
     
    Unknown, Feb 25, 2004
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  8. Brian H¹©

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Unknown said:

    > That's as funny as a rubber crutch.


    Dunno mate, never bought one of those, I prefer one made of flesh.

    > "Brian H¹©" <-vine.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message
    > news:XW2%b.878$bJ1.366@newsfe1-win...
    >> Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a gorgeous
    >> looking female centipede.
    >> One turns to his firens and says
    >>
    >> What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    >> legs......................................
     
    Brian H¹©, Feb 25, 2004
    #8
  9. Brian H¹©

    Brian H¹© Guest

    Brian H¹© said:

    > Unknown said:
    >
    >> That's as funny as a rubber crutch.

    >
    > Dunno mate, never bought one of those, I prefer one made of flesh.


    Oops, my mistake, I read crotch instead of crutch.

    >
    >> "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    >> news:XW2%b.878$bJ1.366@newsfe1-win...
    >>> Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a gorgeous
    >>> looking female centipede.
    >>> One turns to his firens and says
    >>>
    >>> What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    >>> legs......................................
     
    Brian H¹©, Feb 25, 2004
    #9
  10. Brian H¹© wrote:
    :: Brian H¹© said:
    ::
    ::: Unknown said:
    :::
    :::: That's as funny as a rubber crutch.
    :::
    ::: Dunno mate, never bought one of those, I prefer one made of flesh.
    ::
    :: Oops, my mistake, I read crotch instead of crutch.

    Better keep out of the orthopaedic ward then.. Or you might get an
    organism..



    ::
    :::
    :::: "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
    :::: news:XW2%b.878$bJ1.366@newsfe1-win...
    ::::: Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted
    ::::: a gorgeous looking female centipede.
    ::::: One turns to his firens and says
    :::::
    ::::: What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    ::::: legs......................................
     
    eric the seal, Feb 25, 2004
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  11. Brian H¹©

    Brian H¹© Guest

    eric the seal said:

    > Brian H¹© wrote:
    >>> Brian H¹© said:
    >>>
    >>>> Unknown said:
    >>>>
    >>>>> That's as funny as a rubber crutch.
    >>>>
    >>>> Dunno mate, never bought one of those, I prefer one made of flesh.
    >>>
    >>> Oops, my mistake, I read crotch instead of crutch.

    >
    > Better keep out of the orthopaedic ward then.. Or you might get an
    > organism..
    >
    >


    LOL
     
    Brian H¹©, Feb 25, 2004
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  12. Brian H¹©

    gb Guest

    And in what way do you need help at the 24hoursupport.helpdesk?

    How to tell decent jokes?

    "Brian H¹©" <-vine.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message
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    | Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a
    gorgeous
    | looking female centipede.
    | One turns to his firens and says
    |
    | What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    | legs......................................
    |
    |
     
    gb, Feb 25, 2004
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  13. Brian H¹©

    Brian H¹© Guest

    gb said:

    > And in what way do you need help at the 24hoursupport.helpdesk?


    I didn't ask a question.

    >
    > How to tell decent jokes?


    I don't see an examples of anything better coming from your quarters.
    ;-)

    >
    > "Brian H¹©" <-vine.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message
    > news:XW2%b.878$bJ1.366@newsfe1-win...
    >> Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a gorgeous
    >> looking female centipede.
    >> One turns to his firens and says
    >>
    >> What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    >> legs......................................
     
    Brian H¹©, Feb 25, 2004
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  14. Brian H¹©

    Hullaballoo Guest

    I'm crap at jokes ;-)

    "Brian H¹©" <-vine.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message
    news:hS6%b.963$bJ1.790@newsfe1-win...
    | gb said:
    |
    | > And in what way do you need help at the 24hoursupport.helpdesk?
    |
    | I didn't ask a question.
    |
    | >
    | > How to tell decent jokes?
    |
    | I don't see an examples of anything better coming from your quarters.
    | ;-)
    |
    | >
    | > "Brian H¹©" <-vine.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message
    | > news:XW2%b.878$bJ1.366@newsfe1-win...
    | >> Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a
    gorgeous
    | >> looking female centipede.
    | >> One turns to his firens and says
    | >>
    | >> What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    | >> legs......................................
    |
    |
    |
     
    Hullaballoo, Feb 25, 2004
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  15. Brian H¹©

    Bernie Shaw Guest

    "Brian H¹©" <-vine.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message
    news:XW2%b.878$bJ1.366@newsfe1-win...
    > Two male centipedes wer walking down the street when they spotted a

    gorgeous
    > looking female centipede.
    > One turns to his firens and says
    >
    > What a beautiful pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of
    > legs......................................
    >
    >


    An Elephant encounters a Camel in the street. He askes: why do you have 2
    tits on your back?
    The Camel replies: that's a stupid question for a guy with a dick growing
    out of his face.....

    --
    Bernie
     
    Bernie Shaw, Feb 26, 2004
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