The human mind at work!

Discussion in 'NZ Computing' started by techie, Dec 30, 2003.

  1. techie

    techie Guest

    Just passing along a fun URL I happened across:

    The Museum of Unworkable Devices.

    "This museum is a celebration of fascinating devices that don't work.
    It houses diverse examples of the perverse genius of inventors who
    refused to let their thinking be intimidated by the laws of nature,
    remaining optimistic in the face of repeated failures. Watch and be
    amazed as we bring to life eccentric and even intricate perpetual
    motion machines that have remained steadfastly unmoving since their
    inception. Marvel at the ingenuity of the human mind, as it reinvents
    the square wheel in all of its possible variations. Exercise your mind
    to puzzle out exactly why they don't work as the inventors intended."

    I just wasted two hours on the patent-of-the-week site to which it


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    techie, Dec 30, 2003
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  2. techie

    Peter Guest

    techie wrote:
    > The Museum of Unworkable Devices.
    > <>

    great !
    another good one over here ...

    Peter, Dec 30, 2003
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  3. techie

    SomebodyElse Guest

    On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 20:25:05 -0600, techie wrote:

    > I just wasted two hours on the patent-of-the-week site to which it
    > links:

    Some very amusing things on that site.

    I particularly liked the "Sanitary Appliance for Birds"
    I can just imagine trying to get something like that onto my cockateil

    and the "Dust Cover for Dogs
    Can't let your dog get dusty now......

    - Scott
    SomebodyElse, Dec 31, 2003
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