The computer swallowed grandma...

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Me, Mar 5, 2005.

  1. Me

    Me Guest

    The computer swallowed grandma
    Yes honestly it's true
    She pressed *Control* and *Enter*
    And disappeared from view
    It devoured her completely
    The thought just makes me squirm
    She must have caught a virus
    Or been eaten by a worm
    I've searched through the recycle bin
    And files of every kind
    I've even used the Internet
    But nothing did I find
    In desperation I asked Jeeves
    My search to refine
    The reply from him was negative
    Not a thing was found on-line
    So if inside your inbox
    My grandma you should see
    Please *Copy**Scan* and *Paste* her
    And send her back to me
    Me, Mar 5, 2005
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  2. Me, <>, the potbound, mindless cat, and person who keeps
    records of no value whatsoever, ruptured:

    > The computer swallowed grandma
    > Yes honestly it's true
    > She pressed *Control* and *Enter*
    > And disappeared from view
    > It devoured her completely
    > The thought just makes me squirm
    > She must have caught a virus
    > Or been eaten by a worm
    > I've searched through the recycle bin
    > And files of every kind
    > I've even used the Internet
    > But nothing did I find
    > In desperation I asked Jeeves
    > My search to refine
    > The reply from him was negative
    > Not a thing was found on-line
    > So if inside your inbox
    > My grandma you should see
    > Please *Copy**Scan* and *Paste* her
    > And send her back to me


    Plagiarised from:
    www.runnerduck.com/jan05_jokes.htm
    http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=12&threadid=2
    8543&enterthread=y
    http://www.heart-n-soul.us/writersblock/poetry/swallowed-grandma.html
    http://community.chatelaine.com/fserver-jsp/11/1:052781.fserver?af=view

    and others
    Acestes Tsardikos, Mar 5, 2005
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  3. Acestes Tsardikos wrote:
    > Me, <>, the potbound, mindless cat, and person who keeps
    > records of no value whatsoever, ruptured:


    >> The computer swallowed grandma
    >> Yes honestly it's true
    >> She pressed *Control* and *Enter*
    >> And disappeared from view
    >> It devoured her completely
    >> The thought just makes me squirm
    >> She must have caught a virus
    >> Or been eaten by a worm
    >> I've searched through the recycle bin
    >> And files of every kind
    >> I've even used the Internet
    >> But nothing did I find
    >> In desperation I asked Jeeves
    >> My search to refine
    >> The reply from him was negative
    >> Not a thing was found on-line
    >> So if inside your inbox
    >> My grandma you should see
    >> Please *Copy**Scan* and *Paste* her
    >> And send her back to me


    > Plagiarised from:
    > www.runnerduck.com/jan05_jokes.htm
    > http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=12&threadid=2
    > 8543&enterthread=y
    > http://www.heart-n-soul.us/writersblock/poetry/swallowed-grandma.html
    > http://community.chatelaine.com/fserver-jsp/11/1:052781.fserver?af=view


    > and others


    And I saw it elsewhere, today, where someone had pulled it out of
    something like *.humor groups, as well. Seems to be making the rounds.

    --
    Blinky Linux Registered User 297263
    Who has implemented Usenet Solution #45933:
    Now killing all posts originating at Google Groups
    Blinky the Shark, Mar 5, 2005
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  4. Blinky the Shark, <>, the blaring, backwoods groaner, and
    cattle thief, lectured:

    > Acestes Tsardikos wrote:
    >> Me, <>, the potbound, mindless cat, and person who
    >> keeps records of no value whatsoever, ruptured:

    >
    >>> The computer swallowed grandma
    >>> Yes honestly it's true
    >>> She pressed *Control* and *Enter*
    >>> And disappeared from view
    >>> It devoured her completely
    >>> The thought just makes me squirm
    >>> She must have caught a virus
    >>> Or been eaten by a worm
    >>> I've searched through the recycle bin
    >>> And files of every kind
    >>> I've even used the Internet
    >>> But nothing did I find
    >>> In desperation I asked Jeeves
    >>> My search to refine
    >>> The reply from him was negative
    >>> Not a thing was found on-line
    >>> So if inside your inbox
    >>> My grandma you should see
    >>> Please *Copy**Scan* and *Paste* her
    >>> And send her back to me

    >
    >> Plagiarised from:
    >> www.runnerduck.com/jan05_jokes.htm
    >>

    http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=12&threadid=2
    >> 8543&enterthread=y
    >> http://www.heart-n-soul.us/writersblock/poetry/swallowed-grandma.html
    >> http://community.chatelaine.com/fserver-jsp/11/1:052781.fserver?af=view

    >
    >> and others

    >
    > And I saw it elsewhere, today, where someone had pulled it out of
    > something like *.humor groups, as well. Seems to be making the
    > rounds.


    So much for your not being able to see my posts, eh, fucktard?
    Castor Metaxas, Mar 5, 2005
    #4
  5. Me

    dwacon Guest

    "Blinky the Shark" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > > Plagiarised from:
    > > www.runnerduck.com/jan05_jokes.htm
    > >

    http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=12&threadid=2
    > > 8543&enterthread=y
    > > http://www.heart-n-soul.us/writersblock/poetry/swallowed-grandma.html
    > > http://community.chatelaine.com/fserver-jsp/11/1:052781.fserver?af=view

    >
    > > and others



    It's the sincerest form of flattery...


    --
    It rubs the lotion on its skin...
    Or else it gets the hose again...
    www.dwacon.com
    dwacon, Mar 5, 2005
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