Some Google Fun...

Discussion in 'Computer Support' started by Krhis, Dec 17, 2003.

  1. Krhis

    Krhis Guest

    Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the quotes),
    then click I'm Feeling Lucky.

    --
    There are 10 types of people in this world.
    Those who understand binary and those who don't.
     
    Krhis, Dec 17, 2003
    #1
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  2. Krhis

    Richard Guest

    "Krhis" <> wrote in message
    news:WVODb.1099$...
    > Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the quotes),
    > then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    >
    > --
    > There are 10 types of people in this world.
    > Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    >


    That should read "defeats". France has never been victorious in any war.
    The French are such historical passifists, that anyone can walk in and take
    over rather quickly.
    Put the French military on the line today? Who's the first to withdraw? The
    French.
    They have somewhat of an Air Force, nothing in the way of a naval fleet, and
    barely anything you could call a real army.

    Then, outisde of Paris, what is in there France that any one would want to
    be the ruler of?
     
    Richard, Dec 17, 2003
    #2
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  3. Krhis

    Edward\(1\) Guest

    That's just what it reads, Chris, and when you say what is there outside
    Paris... That's why the French handed Paris to the Germans without a shot
    being fired!!

    ..




    "Richard" <anonymous@127.000> wrote in message
    news:...
    >
    > "Krhis" <> wrote in message
    > news:WVODb.1099$...
    > > Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the

    quotes),
    > > then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    > >
    > > --
    > > There are 10 types of people in this world.
    > > Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    > >

    >
    > That should read "defeats". France has never been victorious in any war.
    > The French are such historical passifists, that anyone can walk in and

    take
    > over rather quickly.
    > Put the French military on the line today? Who's the first to withdraw?

    The
    > French.
    > They have somewhat of an Air Force, nothing in the way of a naval fleet,

    and
    > barely anything you could call a real army.
    >
    > Then, outisde of Paris, what is in there France that any one would want to
    > be the ruler of?
    >
    >
    >
     
    Edward\(1\), Dec 17, 2003
    #3
  4. Krhis

    -= Hawk =- Guest

    On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:54:03 -0600, "Richard" <anonymous@127.000>
    scribbled:

    >
    >"Krhis" <> wrote in message
    >news:WVODb.1099$...
    >> Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the quotes),
    >> then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    >>
    >> --
    >> There are 10 types of people in this world.
    >> Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    >>

    >
    >That should read "defeats".


    Next time try the link before you pretend you know what
    you're talking about. You won't look any less a fool but at
    least you'll have the chance to just STFU and not post.

    --
    'What Profiteth It A Kingdom If The Oxen Be Deflated?'
    Riddles II, v3
    - T. Pratchett
     
    -= Hawk =-, Dec 17, 2003
    #4
  5. Krhis

    gigajosh Guest

    You might have missed something mate: The whole point is that the link
    doesn't work, and that Google helpfully prompts you:
    ...."Did you mean: french military defeats"

    Absolute classic!


    "-= Hawk =-" <> wrote in message
    news:und0uvkmok3hmi714tpt2vd9j0i6hmbhot@news-server...
    > On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:54:03 -0600, "Richard" <anonymous@127.000>
    > scribbled:
    >
    > >
    > >"Krhis" <> wrote in message
    > >news:WVODb.1099$...
    > >> Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the

    quotes),
    > >> then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    > >>
    > >> --
    > >> There are 10 types of people in this world.
    > >> Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    > >>

    > >
    > >That should read "defeats".

    >
    > Next time try the link before you pretend you know what
    > you're talking about. You won't look any less a fool but at
    > least you'll have the chance to just STFU and not post.
    >
    > --
    > 'What Profiteth It A Kingdom If The Oxen Be Deflated?'
    > Riddles II, v3
    > - T. Pratchett
     
    gigajosh, Dec 17, 2003
    #5
  6. Krhis

    Senti Guest

    I think you missed something, actually. Take another look. That's not a
    real Google page that you end up on... It's an albinoblacksheep.com page.


    "gigajosh" <> wrote in message
    news:brpltd$606ie$-berlin.de...
    > You might have missed something mate: The whole point is that the link
    > doesn't work, and that Google helpfully prompts you:
    > ..."Did you mean: french military defeats"
    >
    > Absolute classic!
    >
    >
    > "-= Hawk =-" <> wrote in message
    > news:und0uvkmok3hmi714tpt2vd9j0i6hmbhot@news-server...
    > > On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:54:03 -0600, "Richard" <anonymous@127.000>
    > > scribbled:
    > >
    > > >
    > > >"Krhis" <> wrote in message
    > > >news:WVODb.1099$...
    > > >> Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the

    > quotes),
    > > >> then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    > > >>
    > > >> --
    > > >> There are 10 types of people in this world.
    > > >> Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    > > >>
    > > >
    > > >That should read "defeats".

    > >
    > > Next time try the link before you pretend you know what
    > > you're talking about. You won't look any less a fool but at
    > > least you'll have the chance to just STFU and not post.
    > >
    > > --
    > > 'What Profiteth It A Kingdom If The Oxen Be Deflated?'
    > > Riddles II, v3
    > > - T. Pratchett

    >
    >
     
    Senti, Dec 17, 2003
    #6
  7. Krhis

    -= Hawk =- Guest

    On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 14:29:17 +0100, "gigajosh"
    <> scribbled:

    >You might have missed something mate: The whole point is that the link
    >doesn't work, and that Google helpfully prompts you:
    >..."Did you mean: french military defeats"


    You've missed two things, the end result isn't a Google page (how
    very observant you aren't!) and I was slapping Richard the Stupid
    down for the same type of stupidity you just spouted.

    >Absolute classic!


    Your stupidity? I agree!


    >"-= Hawk =-" <> wrote in message
    >news:und0uvkmok3hmi714tpt2vd9j0i6hmbhot@news-server...
    >> On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:54:03 -0600, "Richard" <anonymous@127.000>
    >> scribbled:
    >>
    >> >
    >> >"Krhis" <> wrote in message
    >> >news:WVODb.1099$...
    >> >> Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the

    >quotes),
    >> >> then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    >> >>
    >> >> --
    >> >> There are 10 types of people in this world.
    >> >> Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    >> >>
    >> >
    >> >That should read "defeats".

    >>
    >> Next time try the link before you pretend you know what
    >> you're talking about. You won't look any less a fool but at
    >> least you'll have the chance to just STFU and not post.
    >>
    >> --
    >> 'What Profiteth It A Kingdom If The Oxen Be Deflated?'
    >> Riddles II, v3
    >> - T. Pratchett

    >


    --
    'What Profiteth It A Kingdom If The Oxen Be Deflated?'
    Riddles II, v3
    - T. Pratchett
     
    -= Hawk =-, Dec 17, 2003
    #7
  8. Krhis

    Krhis Guest

    "Did you mean: french military defeats" is the whole point of the joke
    btw...

    --
    There are 10 types of people in this world.
    Those who understand binary and those who don't.

    "Krhis" <> wrote in message
    news:WVODb.1099$...
    > Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the quotes),
    > then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    >
    > --
    > There are 10 types of people in this world.
    > Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    >
    >
     
    Krhis, Dec 17, 2003
    #8
  9. Krhis

    Ben Guest

    Krhis wrote:
    > Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the quotes),
    > then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    >
    > --
    > There are 10 types of people in this world.
    > Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    >
    >

    0101 0011 0100 1111 0010 0000 0101 0111 0100 1000 0100 1001 0100 0011
    0100 1000 0010 0000 0100 0001 0101 0010 0100 0101 0010 0000 0101 1001
    0100 1111 0101 0101
     
    Ben, Dec 17, 2003
    #9
  10. Krhis

    Krhis Guest

    > 0101 0011 0100 1111 0010 0000 0101 0111 0100 1000 0100 1001 0100 0011
    > 0100 1000 0010 0000 0100 0001 0101 0010 0100 0101 0010 0000 0101 1001
    > 0100 1111 0101 0101


    0100100100100000011000110110000101101110001000000111010101101110011001000110
    0101011100100111001101110100011000010110111001100100001000000110100101110100
    0010000001101010011101010111001101110100001000000110011001101001011011100110
    0101001000000111010001101000011000010110111001101011001000000111100101101111
    0111010100100000011000100111010101110100001000000111010001101000011001010111
    0010011001010010000001100001011100100110010100100000011000010110110001101100
    0110111101110100001000000110111101100110001000000110111001101111011011110110
    0010011100110010000001101000011001010111001001100101001000000111010001101111
    01101111

    --
    There are 10 types of people in this world.
    Those who understand binary and those who don't.
     
    Krhis, Dec 17, 2003
    #10
  11. Krhis

    Ben Guest

    Krhis wrote:
    >>0101 0011 0100 1111 0010 0000 0101 0111 0100 1000 0100 1001 0100 0011
    >>0100 1000 0010 0000 0100 0001 0101 0010 0100 0101 0010 0000 0101 1001
    >>0100 1111 0101 0101

    >
    >
    > 0100100100100000011000110110000101101110001000000111010101101110011001000110
    > 0101011100100111001101110100011000010110111001100100001000000110100101110100
    > 0010000001101010011101010111001101110100001000000110011001101001011011100110
    > 0101001000000111010001101000011000010110111001101011001000000111100101101111
    > 0111010100100000011000100111010101110100001000000111010001101000011001010111
    > 0010011001010010000001100001011100100110010100100000011000010110110001101100
    > 0110111101110100001000000110111101100110001000000110111001101111011011110110
    > 0010011100110010000001101000011001010111001001100101001000000111010001101111
    > 01101111
    >
    > --
    > There are 10 types of people in this world.
    > Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    >
    >

    010011000100111101001100
     
    Ben, Dec 17, 2003
    #11
  12. Krhis

    -= Hawk =- Guest

    On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 20:20:08 GMT, "Krhis" <>
    scribbled:

    >"Did you mean: french military defeats" is the whole point of the joke
    >btw...


    Would you mind if I referred to you as "Mr. Fucking Obvious"
    from now on?


    --
    'What Profiteth It A Kingdom If The Oxen Be Deflated?'
    Riddles II, v3
    - T. Pratchett
     
    -= Hawk =-, Dec 18, 2003
    #12
  13. Krhis

    Krhis Guest

    "-= Hawk =-" <> wrote in message
    news:s3s1uv8m7d804u0l92k6targ8h0og26e1t@news-server...
    > On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 20:20:08 GMT, "Krhis" <>
    > scribbled:
    >
    > >"Did you mean: french military defeats" is the whole point of the joke
    > >btw...

    >
    > Would you mind if I referred to you as "Mr. Fucking Obvious"
    > from now on?
    >
    >
    > --
    > 'What Profiteth It A Kingdom If The Oxen Be Deflated?'
    > Riddles II, v3
    > - T. Pratchett


    Yes, I would mind.

    --
    There are 10 types of people in this world.
    Those who understand binary and those who don't.
     
    Krhis, Dec 18, 2003
    #13
  14. Krhis

    trout Guest

    Ben wrote:

    > Krhis wrote:
    >>> 0101 0011 0100 1111 0010 0000 0101 0111 0100 1000 0100 1001 0100
    >>> 0011 0100 1000 0010 0000 0100 0001 0101 0010 0100 0101 0010 0000
    >>> 0101 1001 0100 1111 0101 0101

    >>
    >>
    >>

    010010010010000001100011011000010110111000100000011101010110111001100100
    0110
    >>

    010101110010011100110111010001100001011011100110010000100000011010010111
    0100
    >>

    001000000110101001110101011100110111010000100000011001100110100101101110
    0110
    >>

    010100100000011101000110100001100001011011100110101100100000011110010110
    1111
    >>

    011101010010000001100010011101010111010000100000011101000110100001100101
    0111
    >>

    001001100101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001100001011011000110
    1100
    >>

    011011110111010000100000011011110110011000100000011011100110111101101111
    0110
    >>

    001001110011001000000110100001100101011100100110010100100000011101000110
    1111
    >> 01101111
    >>
    >> --
    >> There are 10 types of people in this world.
    >> Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    >>
    >>

    > 010011000100111101001100


    010010010010000001100100011011110110111001110100001000000110011101100101
    01110100001000000110100101110100001011100000110100001010
    --
    "01000010011101010111010000100000011101000110100001100101011011100010110
    000100000011000010010000001100100011101010110001101101011001000000111011
    101100001011011000110101101110011001000000110100101101110011101000110111
    100100000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001100010011000010111001
    0001011100010111000101110."
     
    trout, Dec 18, 2003
    #14
  15. Krhis

    gigajosh Guest

    oh yeah..


    "-= Hawk =-" <> wrote in message
    news:2591uvokp09uu5p74pbl69hknu5kkejmad@news-server...
    > On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 14:29:17 +0100, "gigajosh"
    > <> scribbled:
    >
    > >You might have missed something mate: The whole point is that the link
    > >doesn't work, and that Google helpfully prompts you:
    > >..."Did you mean: french military defeats"

    >
    > You've missed two things, the end result isn't a Google page (how
    > very observant you aren't!) and I was slapping Richard the Stupid
    > down for the same type of stupidity you just spouted.
    >
    > >Absolute classic!

    >
    > Your stupidity? I agree!
    >
    >
    > >"-= Hawk =-" <> wrote in message
    > >news:und0uvkmok3hmi714tpt2vd9j0i6hmbhot@news-server...
    > >> On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:54:03 -0600, "Richard" <anonymous@127.000>
    > >> scribbled:
    > >>
    > >> >
    > >> >"Krhis" <> wrote in message
    > >> >news:WVODb.1099$...
    > >> >> Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the

    > >quotes),
    > >> >> then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> --
    > >> >> There are 10 types of people in this world.
    > >> >> Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    > >> >>
    > >> >
    > >> >That should read "defeats".
    > >>
    > >> Next time try the link before you pretend you know what
    > >> you're talking about. You won't look any less a fool but at
    > >> least you'll have the chance to just STFU and not post.
    > >>
    > >> --
    > >> 'What Profiteth It A Kingdom If The Oxen Be Deflated?'
    > >> Riddles II, v3
    > >> - T. Pratchett

    > >

    >
    > --
    > 'What Profiteth It A Kingdom If The Oxen Be Deflated?'
    > Riddles II, v3
    > - T. Pratchett
     
    gigajosh, Dec 18, 2003
    #15
  16. Krhis

    Krhis Guest

    0101011101100101011011000110110000101100001000000100100100100111011011010010000001110011011101010111001001100101001000000110100101110100001001110111001100100000011100000110111101110011011100110110100101100010011001010010000001110100011011110010000001101100011001010110000101110010011011100010111000100000010010010111010000100000011011010110100101100111011010000111010000100000011101000110000101101011
    1100101001000000110000101101100011011000110111101110100001000000110111101100110001000000111010001101001011011010110010100101100001000000110001001110101011101000010000001101001011001100010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000010010000001100100011001010110010001101001011000110110000101110100011001010110010000100000011100000110010101110010011100110110111101101110001000000110100101110100001001110
    1100110010000001100001001000000111001101101001011011100110001101100101001000010010000001001001001000000110100001101111011100000110010100100000010010010010000001100100011011110010000001101110011011110111010000100000011001110110010101110100001000000110011001101100011000010110110101101101011001010110010000100000011001100110111101110010001000000111000001101111011100110111010001101001011011100110011100
    0000001101001011011100010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100000011000110110111101100100011001010010110000100000011010010111010000100000011011000110111101101111011010110111001100100000011011000110100101101011011001010010000001110011011100000110000101101101001000000011101001010000
     
    Krhis, Dec 18, 2003
    #16
  17. Krhis

    Guest

    late to the party...

    American History Lesson 101
    French were victorious at least once: they were our allies against
    the British in the Revolutionary War. Without them, we'd probably
    still be tittering about the royal family while eating scones and
    having high tea. Amazing what you can learn while watching afternoon
    cartoons on PBS.

    Wait a minute, I buy scones at Dunkin' Donuts... uh oh.



    On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:54:03 -0600, "Richard" <anonymous@127.000>
    wrote:

    >
    >"Krhis" <> wrote in message
    >news:WVODb.1099$...
    >> Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the quotes),
    >> then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    >>
    >> --
    >> There are 10 types of people in this world.
    >> Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    >>

    >
    >That should read "defeats". France has never been victorious in any war.
    >The French are such historical passifists, that anyone can walk in and take
    >over rather quickly.
    >Put the French military on the line today? Who's the first to withdraw? The
    >French.
    >They have somewhat of an Air Force, nothing in the way of a naval fleet, and
    >barely anything you could call a real army.
    >
    >Then, outisde of Paris, what is in there France that any one would want to
    >be the ruler of?
    >
    >
     
    , Jan 6, 2004
    #17
  18. Krhis

    gb Guest

    Better than living in a f*cked-up place like the US. You never know, if
    your gun crime rate goes up any more, you'll kill each other and we won't
    have to put up with you (oops, sorry, y'all) any longer.

    <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > late to the party...
    >
    > American History Lesson 101
    > French were victorious at least once: they were our allies against
    > the British in the Revolutionary War. Without them, we'd probably
    > still be tittering about the royal family while eating scones and
    > having high tea. Amazing what you can learn while watching afternoon
    > cartoons on PBS.
    >
    > Wait a minute, I buy scones at Dunkin' Donuts... uh oh.
    >
    >
    >
    > On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:54:03 -0600, "Richard" <anonymous@127.000>
    > wrote:
    >
    > >
    > >"Krhis" <> wrote in message
    > >news:WVODb.1099$...
    > >> Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the

    quotes),
    > >> then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    > >>
    > >> --
    > >> There are 10 types of people in this world.
    > >> Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    > >>

    > >
    > >That should read "defeats". France has never been victorious in any war.
    > >The French are such historical passifists, that anyone can walk in and

    take
    > >over rather quickly.
    > >Put the French military on the line today? Who's the first to withdraw?

    The
    > >French.
    > >They have somewhat of an Air Force, nothing in the way of a naval fleet,

    and
    > >barely anything you could call a real army.
    > >
    > >Then, outisde of Paris, what is in there France that any one would want

    to
    > >be the ruler of?
    > >
    > >

    >
     
    gb, Jan 6, 2004
    #18
  19. Krhis

    Mara Guest

    On Tue, 6 Jan 2004 19:29:15 +0000 (UTC), gb wrote:

    >Better than living in a f*cked-up place like the US. You never know, if
    >your gun crime rate goes up any more, you'll kill each other and we won't
    >have to put up with you (oops, sorry, y'all) any longer.


    No, you'll just find something else to hate, and complain about. Bigots always
    do. :)

    "Your apology is _not_ accepted. Buh-bye, twit."

    --
    Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
    --Albert Einstein
     
    Mara, Jan 6, 2004
    #19
  20. Krhis

    Mark_ Brown Guest

    What about the vineyards

    --
    Mark Brown, Type 1 Diabetic,Hypoxic Brain injury,
    wheelchair bound. etc. etc..
    <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > late to the party...
    >
    > American History Lesson 101
    > French were victorious at least once: they were our allies against
    > the British in the Revolutionary War. Without them, we'd probably
    > still be tittering about the royal family while eating scones and
    > having high tea. Amazing what you can learn while watching afternoon
    > cartoons on PBS.
    >
    > Wait a minute, I buy scones at Dunkin' Donuts... uh oh.
    >
    >
    >
    > On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:54:03 -0600, "Richard" <anonymous@127.000>
    > wrote:
    >
    > >
    > >"Krhis" <> wrote in message
    > >news:WVODb.1099$...
    > >> Go to Google and type in "french military victories" (without the

    quotes),
    > >> then click I'm Feeling Lucky.
    > >>
    > >> --
    > >> There are 10 types of people in this world.
    > >> Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    > >>

    > >
    > >That should read "defeats". France has never been victorious in any war.
    > >The French are such historical passifists, that anyone can walk in and

    take
    > >over rather quickly.
    > >Put the French military on the line today? Who's the first to withdraw?

    The
    > >French.
    > >They have somewhat of an Air Force, nothing in the way of a naval fleet,

    and
    > >barely anything you could call a real army.
    > >
    > >Then, outisde of Paris, what is in there France that any one would want

    to
    > >be the ruler of?
    > >
    > >

    >
     
    Mark_ Brown, Jan 6, 2004
    #20
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