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  1. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.

    I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."



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    Meat Plow, Nov 11, 2010
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  2. Meat Plow

    Ian Field Guest

    "Meat Plow" <> wrote in message
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    > The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >
    > I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."



    Doggy style shouldn't be so bad.
    Ian Field, Nov 11, 2010
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  3. Meat Plow <> plundered the forcast thusly:

    > The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >
    > I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."


    2-bagger weather... And that's why God gave us *BEER*...;
    but you've got to buy it first; then drink it-all-up...
    Then you sing "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..."

    HTH.

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    rather, you should view the world in terms
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    stability, peace and tranquility into your life.

    I could help you with that... but...
    I really just don't like you that much.

    Repent! The end is near.... Or, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
    And... good luck if there's an apocalypse.

    (Me? I don't go anywhere without a shotgun and package of beef jerky!)

    (And some breath-freshening gum... just in case I run into any pretty
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    to the flesh-eating zombies so I can escape quietly yet very quickly.)

    (And some condoms... because I wouldn't want to be the first guy who
    survives the apocolypse on Murray Povich staring at DNA child support.)
    Bucky Breeder, Nov 11, 2010
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  4. Meat Plow

    Dan C Guest

    On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:

    > The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >
    > I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."


    You're gonna have to do her twice...



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    Dan C, Nov 11, 2010
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  5. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:56:48 +0000, Dan C wrote:

    > On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
    >
    >> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>
    >> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."

    >
    > Y[SLAP]


    **** off Revenge Dweeb.





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    Meat Plow, Nov 11, 2010
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    Old Gringo38 Guest

    On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:

    > The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >
    > I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."


    If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
    the same 8" she does. <g>
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    Old Gringo38, Nov 12, 2010
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  7. Meat Plow

    joevan Guest

    On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
    <> wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
    >
    >> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>
    >> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."

    >
    >If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
    >the same 8" she does. <g>

    It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
    got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.
    joevan, Nov 12, 2010
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  8. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:

    > On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
    > <> wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
    >>
    >>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>>
    >>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."

    >>
    >>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
    >>the same 8" she does. <g>

    > It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat got
    > it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.


    What did I get all befuddled?



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    Meat Plow, Nov 12, 2010
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  9. Meat Plow

    joevan Guest

    On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:32:30 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow
    <> wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
    >> <> wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>>>
    >>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
    >>>
    >>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
    >>>the same 8" she does. <g>

    >> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat got
    >> it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.

    >
    >What did I get all befuddled?

    I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that one
    could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.
    joevan, Nov 12, 2010
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  10. Meat Plow

    Dan C Guest

    On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 14:41:05 -0500, joevan wrote:

    > On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:32:30 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow <>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
    >>> <> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
    >>>>
    >>>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
    >>>>the same 8" she does. <g>
    >>> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
    >>> got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.

    >>
    >>What did I get all befuddled?

    > I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that one
    > could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.


    Is that what you do with the 'ole lady once a month or so?


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    Dan C, Nov 12, 2010
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  11. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 20:19:26 +0000, Dan C wrote:

    > On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 14:41:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:32:30 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow <>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
    >>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
    >>>>>
    >>>>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
    >>>>>the same 8" she does. <g>
    >>>> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
    >>>> got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.
    >>>
    >>>What did I get all befuddled?

    >> I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that one
    >> could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.

    >
    > Is that what you do with the 'ole lady once a month or so?


    Whoever told you you were witty has told you a terrible lie. Please
    adjust your posts accordingly.



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    Meat Plow, Nov 12, 2010
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  12. Meat Plow

    Ian Field Guest

    "Meat Plow" <> wrote in message
    news:p...
    > On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 20:19:26 +0000, Dan C wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 14:41:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:32:30 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow <>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
    >>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
    >>>>>>the same 8" she does. <g>
    >>>>> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
    >>>>> got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.
    >>>>
    >>>>What did I get all befuddled?
    >>> I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that one
    >>> could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.

    >>
    >> Is that what you do with the 'ole lady once a month or so?

    >
    > Whoever told you you were witty has told you a terrible lie. Please
    > adjust your posts accordingly.



    Or better yet not post at all.
    Ian Field, Nov 12, 2010
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  13. Meat Plow

    joevan Guest

    On 12 Nov 2010 20:19:26 GMT, Dan C <>
    wrote:

    >On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 14:41:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >
    >> On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:32:30 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow <>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
    >>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
    >>>>>
    >>>>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
    >>>>>the same 8" she does. <g>
    >>>> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
    >>>> got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.
    >>>
    >>>What did I get all befuddled?

    >> I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that one
    >> could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.

    >
    >Is that what you do with the 'ole lady once a month or so?

    Hey asshole. I never had the need to do so in my 30 years of good
    stuff. Probably 30 years longer than you ever had. She sadly had to
    leave due to cancer 6 years ago at the age of 51. I know you are
    stupid and don't give a shit as I don't about you, so go stuffit.
    joevan, Nov 12, 2010
    #13
  14. Meat Plow

    Old Gringo38 Guest

    On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 17:15:04 -0500, joevan wrote:

    > On 12 Nov 2010 20:19:26 GMT, Dan C <>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 14:41:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:32:30 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow <>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
    >>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
    >>>>>>the same 8" she does. <g>
    >>>>> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
    >>>>> got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.
    >>>>
    >>>>What did I get all befuddled?
    >>> I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that one
    >>> could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.

    >>
    >>Is that what you do with the 'ole lady once a month or so?

    > Hey asshole. I never had the need to do so in my 30 years of good
    > stuff. Probably 30 years longer than you ever had. She sadly had to
    > leave due to cancer 6 years ago at the age of 51. I know you are
    > stupid and don't give a shit as I don't about you, so go stuffit.


    You're talking to reformatted, recycled camel shit, nothing will
    penetrant the smell.
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  15. Meat Plow

    Dan C Guest

    On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 17:15:04 -0500, joevan wrote:

    > On 12 Nov 2010 20:19:26 GMT, Dan C <> wrote:
    >
    >>On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 14:41:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:32:30 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow
    >>> <> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
    >>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be
    >>>>>>getting the same 8" she does. <g>
    >>>>> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
    >>>>> got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must
    >>>>> wonder.
    >>>>
    >>>>What did I get all befuddled?
    >>> I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that one
    >>> could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.

    >>
    >>Is that what you do with the 'ole lady once a month or so?

    > Hey asshole. I never had the need to do so in my 30 years of good stuff.
    > Probably 30 years longer than you ever had. She sadly had to leave due
    > to cancer 6 years ago at the age of 51. I know you are stupid and don't
    > give a shit as I don't about you, so go stuffit.


    Was she a smoker?

    Chewin' tobaccy, mebbe?


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    Dan C, Nov 13, 2010
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  16. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 21:24:20 +0000, Ian Field wrote:

    > "Meat Plow" <> wrote in message
    > news:p...
    >> On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 20:19:26 +0000, Dan C wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 14:41:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:32:30 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow
    >>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
    >>>>>> <> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be
    >>>>>>>getting the same 8" she does. <g>
    >>>>>> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
    >>>>>> got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must
    >>>>>> wonder.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>What did I get all befuddled?
    >>>> I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that
    >>>> one could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.
    >>>
    >>> Is that what you do with the 'ole lady once a month or so?

    >>
    >> Whoever told you you were witty has told you a terrible lie. Please
    >> adjust your posts accordingly.

    >
    >
    > Or better yet not post at all.


    I wouldn't take Dan's one remaining thrill in life (to post stupid shit
    to Usenet) as it would not be fair.



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    Meat Plow, Nov 13, 2010
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